eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Anchan..what are you doing

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-609-CROSSLEY-COACH/173245932989?hash=item28564325bd:g:d5sAAOSw3epav3nM

 

 

It's going to be tough to top this in its half arsedness.

 

 

CROSSLEY LOOK A LIKE

 

 

And if that's not already hilarious enough for you, have look at this;

 

 

You couldn't pay me enough to be in there.

 

Also, there are two different URLs on it!

One of them is www.1916freedomtour.ie

 

If that terrible mess is the result of freedom, I prefer to be oppressed.

 

What a brilliant find!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-Day-van-Camper-Custom-conversion-Ideal-surf-and-or-cycling-van/112905650034?hash=item1a49b37f72:g:JmAAAOSwXRxav7PI

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Three words that sum the whole thing up:

 

Spartan kit car

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spartan-Kit-Car/282907758753?hash=item41de9dd0a1:g:aD4AAOSwp0pawMH3

[cort16]

knobbly

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rangerover-2-5-dse-off-roader-manual/282898714223?hash=item41de13ce6f:g:V4kAAOSweDdatrE-

[Cavcraft]

Soz like, but after all those ridiculous 'Ferrari Lookalike' things, this actually looks good imho

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-VVTL-I-190-Kit-Car-Genuine-Aston-Martin-Parts/253532232081?hash=item3b07b2d991:g:k4kAAOSwCkFapZ7Z

 

£6,500 buys you a lot of sex with 55 year old women pretending to be 16 in Blackpool.

[Cavcraft]

CARS WOT MOST LOOK LIKE A WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER BITCH SQUATTING DOWN TO HAVE A GYPSY'S KISS ON THE PAVEMENT

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auburn-Boattail-Speedster-Replica-Project-Hot-Rod-kit-car-classic-vintage/263579310461?hash=item3d5e8d197d:g:c7AAAOSw~aBav5BO

[clayts450]

Family owned Sunny with 10 mths ticket for £395 in Warks

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/-nissan-sunny-1.4-hatch/1293094229

[Junkman]

I think I found this year's winner of the coveted "Cars in their Natural Habitat' trophy.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-Super-1725/142741670365

 

Do not buy if you don't live in some semi derelict bungalow estate with lots of pebbledashery.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Classic-1985-Mercedes-230-TE/183157033011

 

 

Yes, yes, I know.

 

But L@@K:

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

Spaceframe design : how NOT to do it !

[clayts450]

R8 214 £250 Thurso moon miles

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201804015130160

 

 

 

 

 

 

[richardmorris]

Three words that sum the whole thing up:

 

Spartan kit car

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spartan-Kit-Car/282907758753?hash=item41de9dd0a1:g:aD4AAOSwp0pawMH3

 

The loxley lozenge! ( obsc.tv reference)

[DSdriver]

GS birotor!!! 

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1408729658.htm?ca=12_s

 

ahhh.....

 

 

Appears to be located in the middle of a lake, fortunately on an island, condition could explain how it got there.

[motorpunk]

 

Spaceframe design : how NOT to do it !

 

The ape who built that seems to have attempted to answer any technical challenge by welding a bit of rusty pipe to it.

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

"the super charger belt is off it and it’s running on its original ecu at the moment"

 

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada/112907288618

 

 

Here we have my MK2 Granada 2.8iX

 

No, we don't:

 

[Hertz]

Soz like, but after all those ridiculous 'Ferrari Lookalike' things, this actually looks good imho

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-VVTL-I-190-Kit-Car-Genuine-Aston-Martin-Parts/253532232081?hash=item3b07b2d991:g:k4kAAOSwCkFapZ7Z

 

£6,500 buys you a lot of sex with 55 year old women pretending to be 16 in Blackpool.

 

Blind 55 year old women?

 

 

To be fair it does look quite convincing from the front.

[Junkman]

I anyone here Scottish and brave?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-240-Saloon/282907573954

 

 

 

Resisted due to time waster

 

LOL!

[Junkman]

It's one of those Belgian jobbies.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Minerva-Land-Rover-Series-1-1957-Excellent-Original-Condition/323181527759

 

I'm such a closet OLLI, hence want.

[Junkman]

Suitable receptacle visible behind incredible pile of shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini-nomad-formerly-a1972-mini-pick-up/273137247488

[Junkman]

Isn't Ms Bickle into little yellow cars?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chevy-Silverado-pickup/123051925610

 

The introverted among you need not apply.

[Junkman]

Adequately gearboxed Plah with obvious genuine reason for sale.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VDP-1500-Allegro-auto/123051769021

[Sigmund Fraud]

Adequately gearboxed Plah with obvious genuine reason for sale.

 

Notice the bonus limeflower Landcrab in the background !!!

[Junkman]

Let's check it out.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Granada-2-8-Facelift/173246550707

 

 

Nah, man, it's fucked.

 

[Junkman]

Notice the bonus limeflower Landcrab in the background !!!

 

Which is the obvious genuine reason for sale, no?

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

"my other half is not keen as she can’t drive it it’s to powerful"

[Junkman]

For a brief period in your life you should be posh.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Daimler-DS420-Limousine-Black/222905634701

 

 

I have this weird fascination with the class struggle happening within one and the same car.

 

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

"209,258 miles, corrosion to wheel arches, sills and subframe mounting areas"

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

"has a welded diff but only 1 drive shaft fitted"

 

[Junkman]

No, no and three times no...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-rover-p6-3500s-v8-manual/323181354834

 

What do those wood chocks tell me in regards of brakes?

 

You guessed rightly:

 

 

 

I purchased this car to pull the engine and use in my mgb

 

 

Engine will need freeing off 

I haven't had it running

 

Fucking bravo!

Buying an engine donor with a seized engine sounds a lot like me.

 

 

I have decided it really is too good to break

 

I think you need help in the decision making department.