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Did any other cars come from the factory with yellow fog lights?

Sundry higher spec 80s Renaults did, including the 5 mk1 Turbo and Supercinq GT Turbo, Fuego GTX and Turbo and the Renault 25 V6 Baccara. </geek>

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What has someone done to this.

 

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That explains why it's starting at 99p. I'd say he's after ruining it.

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I've changed points, condensor, rotor arm and distributor cap in teh last week.

 

TEH DOKTOR

 

 

Seats are best described as tired and functional.

 

Well, that's a double negative, and when I'm tired I'm certainly not functional.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1-3-SDL-Automatic/323147921756?hash=item4b3d1df95c:g:KFAAAOSw5E5aq-WK

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Did any other cars come from the factory with yellow fog lights?

 

And quite a lot of Japanese stuff, in addition to Skizzer's list.

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*Note: this is not the same car you might have seen for sale recently but it is the same colour

 

What? What on Earth? Thank-you for this completely superfluous piece of valuable information.

 

 

Seller informationbasil-faulty

 

Ah. Now I understand.

 

 

farewell to 'Bertie'

 

What's wrong with these people?

 

DO NOT read the ad! I lasted one paragraph.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Sadly-selling-BERTIE-Singer-Gazelle-mk5-very-useable-upmarket-Classic-Car/152949942631?hash=item239c86e967:g:wrQAAOSwOyJarqId

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I fancy a Beemer.

 

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A proper beemer, naturally.

 

 

the car has been used regularly and is happy in modern traffic.

 

How novel.

 

 

starts on the button

 

Remarkable they used a separate starter for so long. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Sunbeam-Vogue-1725cc-Very-Rare-Original-Sales-Brochure/122989073937?hash=item1ca2b85611:g:4isAAOSwcp1ZkHdf

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STOP! THIS is a car:

 

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Fred Lanchester.

 

The rot really did set in when they did away with hand throttles.

 

 

This car has been maintained/restored regardless of cost to ensure this is one of the very best examples of the marque in existence today.

 

Which sadly also means it's the most monged.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lanchester-LA10-Show-condition-1933-Low-owners-low-miles/332587117315?hash=item4d6fbcab03:g:yEoAAOSwSxFaguP~

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My classic 1950 Cadillac Coupe Deville is in need of a new home as I am looking to take to touring Europe this year on a Harley Davidson

 

My dear sir, I would gladly trade a motorcycle for this.

 

 

It has at present a intermittent fault with the wipers I have called endless mobile mechanics only to find that if it does not have a computer plug in that they cannot do not know how to resolve it??.

 

You're calling the wrong people; you need beko1987.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Cadillac-Coupe-Deville-Classic-american-car-no-p-x-swap/132542248867?hash=item1edc2237a3:g:z84AAOSwTvFarXCO

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Bugger Harleys, if I was touring Europe I would take that Coupe every time!

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I can tell you from here what’s wrong with the wipers on that Cadillac: there’s only one of them.

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It takes a special kind of person to design the back of a three wheeled pick-up to look like a stick insect performing fellatio on a car head rest.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Piaggio-Ape-Box-Trailer-Full-Bar-Equipment-Prosecco-Peroni-Bar/312090378541?hash=item48aa09412d:g:EYUAAOSwFFtartfu

 

 

This doesn't look like it's going to end well

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Modified-Hauser-Edition-Mercedes-C200-80s-Style-Rat-Rod-Free-Heron/183129191665?hash=item2aa359b4f1:g:aKAAAOSwlL1aqorC

 

'It was built for a small-time German DJ and YouTuber called Ernst Hauser who relocated to the UK in an attempt to save his pop music career'

 

 

 

​Feel free to read the hilarious* description.

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Entry level OMGMGBGTBYMG.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-GT-1968-KWM-404G-chrome-bumper-car-overdrive-wire-wheels-for-full-resto/362273144317

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chrome bumper car

 

I don't see much bumper, let alone chrome. Feck, I hardly see a car.

 

 

 

ripe for restoration

 

You'll have to, because there isn't enough left to scrap it.

 

 

 

prices are rising so grab this complete early car whilst you can!

 

What a deranged dreamer.

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