eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-350-SLC-1972-RHD-A-Cool-Car-Classic-Mercedes/263552583625

 

 

A Cool Car!

 

Oh do tell.

 

 

 

Classic Mercedes

 

Is that so?

 

 

Now that I've established that the seller is a total dingaling, look at this:

 

[Junkman]

Would you like to run a freshly nicked OLLI on the cheap, sir?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-SWB-88-Tax-Exempt-1966-Interesting-registration/192484194525

[MorrisItalSLX]

Autoshite liveried Thrupp & Maberly bodied Royce limo for fucking Golf money anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/931-Rolls-Royce-20-25-Thrupp-Maberly-Limousine-GPS28/173220211010

 

Ideal* for daily duties!

[Junkman]

Ideal* for daily duties!

 

Your daily duties should be left to your manservant.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-based-Charabanc/273114726960

 

And for God's sake, do NOT read the ad!

[Junkman]

Right.

 

Where were we?

 

Oh.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj40-1990-4-litre-72500-miles/183132810835

 

 

 

It actually looked a bit of okay to me, until I saw this:

 

 

So I'm sad to say that it's fucked.

[Junkman]

This is how to properly advertise your beige Polo.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-polo-mk2-breadvan-NON-RUNNER-project/112874708182

 

 

WILL NOT COME WITH WHEELS IN PICTURE.

 

What an ocean going pillock.

[Ghosty]

LPG XJ40? 

 

watchlists

[Ghosty]

Tippen (over).

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-Wheeler-micro-car-Single-seater-Tippen-invalid-carriage/232699158911?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D68739a5f8f314955963ecd08e5796db2%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273114726960%26itm%3D232699158911&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-1995-1600-auto/123026289120

 

 

1600 auto

 

So in layman's terms, this is an appropriately gearboxed GTI?

[Ghosty]

Shonky Golf GTI fresh from the mid-90s.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/barn-find-VW-GOLF-GTI-1986-LOOK/263546440530?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3Dc27c06b97da448508df9a348a680094e%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232699158911%26itm%3D263546440530&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Ghosty]

So in layman's terms, this is an appropriately gearboxed GTI?

 

I'm not sold.

[Junkman]

Shaaaaagged.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-soveriegn-4-2-series-3-barn-find/323148945811

 

Fucking epic, like.

 

[Junkman]

Photo lolz.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-Benz-300TD-LHD/162950313080

 

For the remainder, it's a hopeless pile of shit.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-2-door-suffix-A-classic-range-rover-V8-Petrol-barn-find-spares-parts-export/292486179633

 

 

 

export

 

Where fucking to???

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-120Y-coupe-circa-1972-1200cc-manual-RWD-retro-classic/372250327656

 

 

haven't tried to start it

 

Of course you didn't.

 

 

 

Might make an awesome drift car type project?!

 

Yeah, like you would make a model inmate of an asylum.

 

What a blooming tool.

[Junkman]

No hole in the bonnet:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Jaguar-straight-6-AJ40-4ltr-1995/282887610442

 

Which sadly can't be said about the sills:

 

 

 

UK BIDDERS ONLY

 

Fuck you and your Brexit.

[Junkman]

Okay, what in all bollocks' name went wrong here?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-slk-230/263553617492

 

 

ready for  the sun

 

Of which you obviously had a bit too much.

 

 

 

only selling to go back to a classic mini

 

I rest my case.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Renault-5-TR-1237cc-Modern-classic-MoT-history-like-campus-Prima/192484349103

 

 

Original parcelshelf etc

So wouldn’t want to drive far.

 

Yeah, it would be irresponsible to drive it far what with its original parcel shelf.

[Junkman]

Cheap Mini Cooper anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Cooper-V5C-Logbook-and-Chassis-Plate/112872438218

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-BETA-COUPE-1300-Classic/332588129691

 

 

It has been party stripped

 

Yeah, I remember those parties. They don't do them like they used to before 1986.

[Junkman]

We are in business...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-FORD-MUSTANG-FASTBACK/282887199997

 

 

Classified Ad price: £8,250.00

 

Well, I guess we aren't after all.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Peugeot-405-Style-4-door-saloon-turbo-diesel/183130230697

 

 

Please view the photos carefully to see that the body work is in very good condition for its age

 

 

It's the fuckedest one I have ever seen.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hotrod-roof-chop-custom-morris/162941867453

 

 

I got it in December with a view to picking away at a few jobs it needs doing and letting the Wife run it through summer.

 

I want to see what that wife looks like.

 

 

 

subtle mods

 

 

Do you guys want to see them?

 

Really?

 

Okay...

 

 

 

 

it does need stuff doing, mainly modernising i.e. headlights only work on dip

 

Ah, that newfangled main beam bollocks will never catch on.

 

 

 

I'd like  somewhere near five grand or a deal on a 2 stroke bike. pre Evo Harley

 

I bet there are gazillions of people out there who can't wait to swap their two stroke Harleys for this pile of shit.

 

Are you sure you have a wife?

 

I still want to see what she looks like.

[Ghosty]

 

 

 

 

'This time on Roadkill...'

[STUNO]

 Mr Ramrod to the white courtesy phone, it has been located.

All you need is to collect it !

And about GBP5000 plus costs of about the same.

 

 

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1569506306.htm?rsqid=90312786b9a7411e917b0cc9eb39e43c

 

 

 

[Bucketeer]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-3-2S-X81-AJ6-STRAIGHT-SIX-PROJECT/142725039272?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49920%26meid%3D98f2d86439fe456996ed40a7a23fe01a%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D183132810835%26itm%3D142725039272&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I'm a bit concerned with Eddyramrod's cardiovascular veins by posting this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-Chrysler-Windsor-Town-Country-Wagon-american-V8-auto-ps-pb-cadillac-chevy/132541620632

 

 

I AM THE ONE who wants to deliver this car. To fucking Syria, if need be.

Chacun a son Ghouta.

[Paul Dupart]

Cheap Mini Cooper anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Cooper-V5C-Logbook-and-Chassis-Plate/112872438218

 

Be an easy collection, pay the cash, pop it in your top pocket, bus back home...

[MorrisItalSLX]

We are in business...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-FORD-MUSTANG-FASTBACK/282887199997

 

 

Well, I guess we aren't after all.

 

MOT Exempt, y'know