eBay tat volume 3.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Remember as a kid when you really fucked up an Airfix kit, lost half the bits and ended up gluing on the wrong wheels before painting it Humbrol Silver.............?

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-1500-pickup-Custom/232690354278?hash=item362d6d0866:g:r2wAAOSwSz1aoBu8

Is it wrong that I think that the colour and wheels sort of work?

[morrisoxide]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1300-classic-ratrod-special/183087869470?hash=item2aa0e32e1e:g:z1MAAOSwkrFajZDB

 

 

TRANSIT TIPPER PUMP IN THE BOOT TO ALLOW THE CAR TO BE LOWERED OR HIGHERED

 

Also an interesting looking two storey shed in the background.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Another "have we had this one before"?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nsu-ro80-spares-or-repair/232693524764?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Yes please!

[Squire_Dawson]

Volkswagen

 

Says it all, really.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-megane-1.9-diesel-none-fap-spares-or-repair/1290662973

 

'none FAP'

 

 

Not worth a w*nk M8

[AdeMk1]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1300-classic-ratrod-special/183087869470?hash=item2aa0e32e1e:g:z1MAAOSwkrFajZDB

 

 

Also an interesting looking two storey shed in the background.

 

Very interesting, but if it is a 2 storey shed his wheelie bin is farking massive!

[Jim Bell]

HWHTOY?

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F192466661024

 

 

 

 

[davehedgehog31]

White/green, green/white

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Glendale-Classic-Campervan-Motorhome-Project-5-6-berth/222881218358?hash=item33e4c17f36:g:6qoAAOSwGBdaqBzP

Green, White and Shite coloured. 

[morrisoxide]

Very interesting, but if it is a 2 storey shed his wheelie bin is farking massive!

Yeah that's the extension. Or maybe the shed is far away. 

[stephen01]

 

[Junkman]

Holee fark!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-MATADOR/263539231198

[64A60]

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C970857

 

 

 

 1.5 bmc diesel powered

 

[Junkman]

Right.

 

No, left actually.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Jaguar-XJ12-XJ81-6-0-LHD/263547884302

 

Slamt.

 

 

Plah:

 

 

But most importantly, it's sufficiently cylindered.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-4-2-SOVEREIGN/202259930404

 

 

 

Some utter arsehole has restored* it.

[Junkman]

That's better.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-MARK-2-MK2-MKII-MK-2-2-4-RESTORATION-PROJECT-HERITAGE-CERTIFICATE/112867374785

 

 

HERITAGE CERTIFICATE

 

Please let me be the one who sets that on fire.

 

 

PLEASE ONLY BID IF A SERIOUS BUYER, OTHERWISE I WILL COMPLETE THE RESTORATION MYSELF AND THE CAR WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR SALE.

 

Now that's a serious threat!

 

 

But look, plah:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Peugeot-205-CJ-Sports-1360cc-convertible/162944446464

 

 

Unfortunately I don’t really have anywhere to keep it as the space I rent, in a dry barn, now has my Morris Minor in it, and a Mk3 Spitfire!!!

 

TBH, I'd have driven all three over the cliff.

[Junkman]

Who of you pussies has some balls?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-Vauxhall-Cresta-PA-1958-Spares-or-Repair/112867342633

 

It's fucked shit, mind.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-type-series-1-roadster-shell/192481351642

 

 

I purchased this last summer

 

Do you have the V5C m8ey?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic/253488372784

 

 

Oh!

 

 

 

WCPGW?

[Junkman]

Correctly gearboxed Landcrab anyone? Or is it only me?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-1800-mk-2-auto-full-mot-low-miles-austin-1800/362268604570

[Junkman]

Who of you would like to drive very fast for a very short time?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Maserati-222-biturbo-coupe/142720594779

[Junkman]

Correct propellant and gearboxery, but miserably deficient in cylinderisation and unacceptably upholsterised.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-1991-petrol-1998-cc-Prestige-very-low-mileage-6-months-MOT-V-Reliable/312086837299

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Ford-Consul-Capri/282883278988

 

All other photos equally shite.

[Junkman]

I want this so much! Do something!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-SINGER-SM-FOR-RESTORATION-VERY-RARE-CAR-C-W-V5-REG-DOC/123019333605

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-730i-1992-starts-and-drives-but-needs-work-for-MOT/292482000714

 

 

close to top of the range in it's day.

 

Yeah, right.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MERCEDES-L319D-CAMPER-OR-FOOD-VAN-NOT-VW-OR-HY-MOT-01-19-TAX-EXEMPT/362268173803

 

 

 

COULD ALSO BE USED AS FOOD OR DRINKS VAN

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-305D-VAN-ONE-FORMER-OWNER-FROM-NEW-CLASSIC-STARTS-DRIVES-PROJECT/253487380615

 

 

Knob!

 

[Felly Magic]

That quote on the merc campervan ad means that the seller should be given a nice pair of concrete Nikes, and told to get in the sea!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-66-1978-Barn-find-RARE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/282882735589

 

 

Yes, yes, but there is this!

 

[Junkman]

Oh. Shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1951-Chevrolet-Fleetline-deluxe-4-door-barn-find-project-American-rat-hot-rod/292481159818