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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Here's a promise for you: If I ever get (re)married and someone turns up with this, it'll be connected to the back of a Vectra estate and reversed off the top of Beeston Castle

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Horse-Trailer-conversion-Catering-trailer-Weddings-gin-bar-coffee-prosecco/253429237458?hash=item3b018f46d2:g:wQgAAOSwUd9ahbyY

 

Look at the ramp leading up to it and the B&Q garden bastarding edging with 50p shop solar lights, FFS! 

 

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Just make sure they are still in it.....

 

 

I resolutely refuse to buy anything from converted H vans, sawn off VWs, Piaggio Apes or Farrow & Ball caravans.   Or fucking horseboxes.   Seriously, I go bloody hungry sometimes at music festivals......

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I go a bit further. I blatantly refuse to buy artsy fartsy coffee, especially of the variety a cat shat.

You should see how those poor creatures are treated! Want me to post photos?

 

A proper cup of just fucking coffee in a mug from a roadside greasy spoon will do me just fine,

thank you.

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Kwolity

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ground-Hog-General-Purpose-Mini-Off-Road-Traction-Tug-Vehicle-ATV/112813236089?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48421%26meid%3D9171f1ca350a4a05bcf68e2937cf7aa3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202227445365%26itm%3D112813236089&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

just use the Ground Hog to transport you at up to 12mph off road economically.

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/multicar-m25-unimog-similar-1989/253425106645?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48421%26meid%3D9171f1ca350a4a05bcf68e2937cf7aa3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D202227445365%26itm%3D253425106645&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

I am the smallest Unimog in the world

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Asia-Rocsta-DX-Diesel-Light-Utility-2-or-4-wheel-drive-35-to-40-mpg/282852567817?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48421%26meid%3D9171f1ca350a4a05bcf68e2937cf7aa3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202227445365%26itm%3D282852567817&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

1994 Asia Rocsta Willy look alike

 

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barford-and-Perkins-Type-A-Road-Rollers/162909406654?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48421%26meid%3D1b392e9399df4399a2834668d14d58cb%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D282852567817%26itm%3D162909406654&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

Go everywhere at 3MPH

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Wonder if there's a posh version called The ReesMog.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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In 1986 I was earning my living driving one of these Mercs, with a bloody long alloy dropside on it, carrying fruit&veg.  Horrible thing, only surpassed in the horribleness stakes by the smaller model we had, a 307D flatbed.

Thanks Junkman, wanna remind me of my disastrous schooldays while we're here?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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In 1986 I was earning my living driving one of these Mercs, with a bloody long alloy dropside on it, carrying fruit&veg.  Horrible thing, only surpassed in the horribleness stakes by the smaller model we had, a 307D flatbed.

Thanks Junkman, wanna remind me of my disastrous schooldays while we're here?

 

There you go, my dear.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-Split-Screen-1956/202229715801

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Don't fancy getting his missus to check for crabs

 

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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You would certainly look like a willy driving that thing.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I only post this listing as a warning. 

 

 

 

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No thanks, I am not fucking hungry

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dormobile-Classic-Food-Truck-Bedford-cf2-walkthrough-stepvan-catering-truck/112814197951?hash=item1a44400cbf:g:FsYAAOSw4Ehag3Xk

 

 

DO NOT read the advert without oxygen and DO NOT look at the last picture taken before this bozo got hold of it. 

 

 

 

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Don't fancy getting his missus to check for crabs

 

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Ooh, they've got horses. Or a horse, anyway.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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A trawl around my local Gumtree....

 

First off, this Golf.  Half marks for trying to spell Diseasal correctly..

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-golf-tdi-1.9-diseal/1285468605

 

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Hi, I’m selling this car because I spent too much money on this car for fixing such as, suspension,end stirring 

 

Yeah man, that cup must cost a bit to stir. 

 

And there is water leaking from some where 

  

Sure it's not the cup?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Take a look at this mutha.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-DAF-4-x-4-Overland-Camper/192460967433

 

Its a pretty impressive machine alright, but what can you actually do with it? Are you seriously going to go trekking through abandoned wildernesses with it? At least if the Army do that and they get stuck, they can call up a tank or a Chinook to come and pull it out the bog!!! But if you get into trouble with it: 

 

 

When fully loaded and ready to go weight is 8.5 tons. This is light for a DAF camper especially one with heavy duty winch and 80m of winch cable

 

Good luck getting that recovered from the friggin Amazon!!!!

 

Check out the shopping list, if this doesn't make you think of the Fast Show I will be amazed: 

 

 

100 gallons potable water
Room sealed gas water heater providing hot water + heating
200 watt solar panel
 
4 new tyres. Part worn spare. Also 4 worn tyres on rims
15 ton snatch block
Power steering
4 snow chains
Towing A frame (made to suit live tow of Suzuki Vitara) and lighting board
Reversing camera
Ground anchor for self recovery

 

ITS GRIPPED!!!!! £29,000

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Take a look at this mutha.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-DAF-4-x-4-Overland-Camper/192460967433

 

Its a pretty impressive machine alright, but what can you actually do with it? Are you seriously going to go trekking through abandoned wildernesses with it? At least if the Army do that and they get stuck, they can call up a tank or a Chinook to come and pull it out the bog!!! But if you get into trouble with it: 

 

 

Good luck getting that recovered from the friggin Amazon!!!!

 

Check out the shopping list, if this doesn't make you think of the Fast Show I will be amazed: 

 

 

ITS GRIPPED!!!!! £29,000

Go for the full James Bond version fresh from SMERSH and a third of the price...10 litre diesel and 6 wheel drive...epic

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