eBay tat volume 3.

[Alan_Green]

Orange Cortina is only £4,870.

[Felly Magic]

That pisses all over that bodged rustbucket mk4 Tina S that the cretin wanted 25 bags for

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

It's 2018 FFS and this is the best photo they came manage.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAZDA-323GLX-AUTO-ONLY-28K-MILES/332551365297?hash=item4d6d9b22b1:g:iZ8AAOSwZW1agA9x

 

TBH I'm just surprised to learn there's overlap between people who own a £1,000 iPhone and people who own an E-reg Mazda 323.

[BorniteIdentity]

 

There's a whole thread on here atm where people are getting fully engorged about these.  Win the entire discussion with this little champ.

[Faker]

 

There's a whole thread on here atm where people are getting fully engorged about these. Win the entire discussion with this little champ.

Awwwwww... pity it's not caged etc... great looking thing though..

[richardthestag]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/323073102664

 

WOW!!!!

 

interesting chod in the background too. no idea what they are though

[richardthestag]

check out this horror

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Vogue-Classic-1994/323055079685?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3Dc6896235db9943c18160650cec4f908e%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263492922995%26itm%3D323055079685&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

this is the least offensive photo

 

 

full on ram raid of the window licker aisle in Halfrauds

 

lectrics ready to burst into flames any time soon

 

[mitsisigma01]

 

Its a 5 door , 80 bhp astra , take off the twatty exhaust and those dickheads xl alloys return it to standard and you've got a family car suitable for black box driving you monger . Some people should be castrated for being a Barry

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-show-car-highly-modified-/1286916801

[Matt]

TBH I'm just surprised to learn there's overlap between people who own a £1,000 iPhone and people who own an E-reg Mazda 323.

 

Can you tell that it's an iPhone X from the UI? I know you can get an iPhone SE for £10 a month so if you fall for the whole Apple image it's not difficult to get one if you don't mind not having the absolute latest model.

[SherpaMog]

Four Gs, Congleton. It's once of those ace early ones with that daft window in the front, too. It's got those fantastic red seats an' all

 

Fuck, I'm in Congleton today

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-DAF-Roadrunner-Horse-Box-Lorry-waggon-mot-10-18/222838752957?hash=item33e23986bd:g:YUIAAOSwaPtZ4h0R

[stephen01]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Taurus/222835616985?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3D8e1ac322ce41405893ea5ce294df878c%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D263493186815%26itm%3D222835616985&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

 

 

[stephen01]

Doesn't need either if pre 1960

 

Doesn't but still needs to be taxed etc. 

[andy18s]

 

Look how ace that is, 1.9 diesel so guessing DW8?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Pilot-Pick-Up/323075300425?hash=item4b38c9dc49:g:Ad8AAOSw8i9ahJ6H

 

'Ideal for a safe builder'

 

See your LDV and raise you with a Crewcab!!!

[wuvvum]

Cheap floppytop R8 with colourful interior

 

[wuvvum]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Taurus/222835616985?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3D8e1ac322ce41405893ea5ce294df878c%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D263493186815%26itm%3D222835616985&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

 

Appearance very good all round but sills are rotten. Can only observe this by removing plastic covers.

So MOT man can't see it, right?

 

*adds to watch list*

[wuvvum]

Cheap but scruffy late Pilot

 

[wuvvum]

Bloody hell.

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/173154504223?clk_rvr_id=1440299595013&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1442138838902&utm_content=bufferee537&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/323073102664?clk_rvr_id=1442006182939&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122962918016?ul_noapp=true

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/292448165071?clk_rvr_id=1441981989229&rmvSB=true

 

[Supernaut]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/173154504223?clk_rvr_id=1440299595013&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1442138838902&utm_content=bufferee537&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

 

Shitefest accommodation sorted!

[DodgeRover]

Under £4,800. Facebook South Africa:

Too many doors but V8 or 6? How likely is it to have a dubious history or be full of wob coming from SA?

£1000 plus taxes sound about right to get it here?

[Volksy]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf2-van-1987-automatical-classic-van-Bedford-cf-van/152908915375?hash=item239a14e2af:g:nKQAAOSwnsRahWfr

 

One for Eddy possibly?

[eddyramrod]

One for Eddy definitely!  Anyone want a Rover, quick?

[Asimo]

That is just a few miles from me if that is any help.

 

1979cc - so is that a Vauxhall engine or something Opel-ish?

I was expecting a 2.3 litre.

[eddyramrod]

Just been looking up the MoT history.  It's needed very little up to the last time it was tested, 2012.  I also looked up the engine size, which comes up as 1979cc.  Carlton/Cavalier/Ascona/Manta engine, IIRC?

 

It isn't going to happen though, there's a reserve on it which almost certainly means he thinks it's worth an arm and a leg, and a lung, an eye and a kidney too.  I can't even afford a toe.

[Cavcraft]

Cheap but scruffy late Pilot

 

 

That's a bargain that, no reserve so potential £100 job if someone's quick. Too far from here to be worth my while, sadly.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OUTSTANDING-1979-Mk-III-FORD-CAPRI-1-6-GL-JUST-32-500mls-1-LADY-OWNER-FROM-NEW/202229686177?hash=item2f15d41fa1:g:TNMAAOSwEcpaham7

 

Yes, it's possibly 'thedoctor' and yes, it had a wing replaced some years ago, but that's one seriously sexy car.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-WOODY-TRAVELLER/132506514258?hash=item1eda00f352:g:-jgAAOSw8RZahcku

 

'Has a heater blower ,so can keep windscreen demisted on a miserable drive.'

 

 

So basically, just every time you go out in it?