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CanaryinManc Rank Morris Ital

CanaryinManc

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'for sale my mrk 4 escort no offers and no time wasters

this car is a fixed price if i do not get it i will keep it' 
 
- Customer service with a smile - at £1,300 with that rust you'll be keeping it
Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Diesel Metrover, 150 quid BIN.

 

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THE PHOTO IS AN OLD ONE, BUT SHE WOULD CLEAN UP TO LOOK VERY SIMILAR AGAIN

 

  • Junkman and Tam
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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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'for sale my mrk 4 escort no offers and no time wasters

this car is a fixed price if i do not get it i will keep it'

- Customer service with a smile - at £1,300 with that rust you'll be keeping it

Why do Mk4 escorts rust so much on the wing inside the rear doors??

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Coming (too soon) to a cinema near you: HERPES RIDES AGAIN. Fun and adventure with our old friend Herpes as he drives round Sawbridgeworth firing dildos out of the back.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-VW-Beetle-Flatscreen-10-000-Airbrushed-Paintwork/142689328696?hash=item2138f25e38:g:vjgAAOSwEHRagzOc

 

I've never seen anyone weld roof channels in using Egyptian hieroglyphics before. And I don't want to again, tbh.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That feckin Barried Aldi, windscreen gone and nowt left of the front, Blackburn explains everything! And GM were awfully confused what to do when they had that diseasel engine, and the mind boggles as to why someone actually ordered one in the first place, that engine belongs in a canal barge, or at the bottom of the sea

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Rover 620 ti 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-620-TI/253425976273?hash=item3b015d83d1:g:24EAAOSwgeBae2QS

 

'has had the thermostat removed to ensure it doesn't suffer the dreaded k series head gasket problems.'

  • Rave, Squire_Dawson, Conrad D. Conelrad and 3 others
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Datsuncog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Whose bright idea was that, to put such a doorstop in a Cadillac?

 

I can't say for sure, but at a guess it'd be someone who originally hails from Co. Armagh.

 

Even today, the only non-diesel vehicles tolerated round these parts are trailer queen Mk2 Escorts or shagged Impreza WRX replicas. Everything else has to be fuelled out of the big red diesel tank in the barn, or it is literally considered to be no use as a mode of transport.

 

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"Hai boy, does she diff? Keep 'er lit!"

  • outlaw118, Junkman and eddyramrod
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