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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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That SD3 is sublime. The lad wants £1000 for it. Once the hubbub settles, it’s probably viable at £700. Obviously, there’s a real and sincere danger that the floor is like a cheese grater, but if not that’d be a lovely example to preserve.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Something Mint, in Mint

 

 

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That SD3 is sublime. The lad wants £1000 for it. Once the hubbub settles, it’s probably viable at £700. Obviously, there’s a real and sincere danger that the floor is like a cheese grater, but if not that’d be a lovely example to preserve.

It's worth exactly nothing.  DO NOT ask me how I know! :(

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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It's worth exactly nothing. DO NOT ask me how I know! :(

But they’re not all irretrievably fucked are they? If it’s a going concern - it’s worth a few quid.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Scenes-from-Crimewatch car sales

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-XJC-XJSC-CONVERTIBLE-1988-E-REG-V12-AUTO-PROJECT-BARN-GARDEN-FIND/401490324842?hash=item5d7ab02d6a:g:QdYAAOSwLnlafJW1

 

Perhaps they're selling it so they can afford to buy some fucking trousers that fit them properly?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Things to do today:

 

Look through letterbox

 

Ensure car is other side of road

 

Take picture of car

 

Take picture of picture of car on iPhone -3

 

Put pictures of pictures of car on eBay

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-bongo/263485767852?hash=item3d58f9c0ac:g:GHUAAOSwKgdafJAl

 

 

*Award yourself 3 bonus points for remembering there's a lap dancing bar not far from there.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's only had one previous owner: LS LOWRY

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Renault-Traffic-High-Top-Must-go/253416807982?hash=item3b00d19e2e:g:pZ8AAOSwXOhafGMg

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Renault-Traffic-High-Top-Must-go/253416807982?hash=item3b00d19e2e:g:pZ8AAOSwXOhafGMg

 

 

'Nice cushions'

 

 

Thanks hun 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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roof not working

 

brake calipur back right sticking

 

garage they did it work all right for abit but handbrake won’t work again

 

the ABS light came on again but went out when did the brakes

 

some more lights came stop light anyway something do with brakes

 

I use it daily but I have no problems

 

 

Absolutely, sounds a paragon of reliability.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-convertible/282838889192?hash=item41da82f2e8:g:z4AAAOSwDApaevC0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGON-GOLF-1-3-1272CC-4-E-5-DOOR-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-57830-MILES/162893689437?hash=item25ed38725d:g:5OAAAOSwecJae3q2

 

 

Classified Ad price: £2,795.00
 

'ONE FOR YOUR PENSION POT'

 

 

...if you're planning on living to 209?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Copulate a mallard, look at this little love machine

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS-SHERPA-PICKUP-34-000-MILES-1-OWNER-FULL-MOT-LEYLAND-TRANSIT-MK-1-2/152899847965?hash=item23998a871d:g:oJsAAOSwPOhafJdR

 

 

Shame it's not one of those metal 'boat tail' ones.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unic-m32-s-vintage-truck-p6a/202221117043?hash=item2f15515e73:g:hYAAAOSwMGVaetdZ

 

'part of the iveco group now' 

 

 

​Probably what they modelled that shit arsed 75E14 on I had the misfortune to drive. 

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NEEDZ V8POWAH

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ldv-Nu-Venture-Motorhome/282835348812?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48422%26meid%3D22e887d9e40d4d5ab62e537fc241af37%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D183058715949%26itm%3D282835348812&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Fark me that is cheap for a De Tomaso.

 

WOBBLEEEER!!!

 

 

Edit: unless that price is just because he had to put one in there and he actually reckons it's worth 15 grand or something - the tone of the advert does make me wonder...

Yeah, a few LBC sellers do this, put a silly price in and then say offers.

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