eBay tat volume 3.

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/142645301018?clk_rvr_id=1410515528520&rmvSB=true

 

[Mr Laurence]

Lovely parts section Mk1 Metro VDP

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/metro-vanden-plas/162835537893?hash=item25e9c11fe5:g:Vx4AAOSwsYpaTkiW

[richardmorris]

LPG'd S500 for  750 groat

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S500-L-LPG-autogas-converted/302591702202?hash=item4673def4ba:g:tYQAAOSw86JaT658

 

Drivers seat cooling not working! I’m out!

[Parky]

Potentially cheap Streetwise that only needs two tyres for its MOT!

 

(Apologies for tiny pic - just hold your device nearer your face, it'll be fine)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-STREETWISE-CAR/292398121149?hash=item44144940bd:g:g4wAAOSwDkVaNSAK

 

One for Mr Bollox?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-325I-CONVERTIBLE-LOW-MILEAGE/302592666332

 

 

 

£5000 still buys a very decent straight one, so no idea what's going on there. 325i's break well, but there aren't £3500 worth off bits on that. It's clearly rubbish.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Not if they steal one, ring it off that, then manage to sell it for £20k after sticking some Mexico stickers on it; then no

 

 

Eh?

 

You can buy an Escort 1100 V5 for 300 quid. How many do you want? 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

 

 

Been owned by same owner for nearly 30 years

 

One careful owner.

 

 

 

 

Then this guy.

[dollywobbler]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FALCON-LIMOUSINE-HEARSE-FUNERAL-CAR-ROLLS-ROYCE-FRONT-9-SEATER-AND-CASKET/352231339268?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D31e52fdf7fb8484782379e86198e7105%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D112739589738&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

You have to admire that company. They really do buy some mad shizzle. 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222752688460?clk_rvr_id=1410465699964&rmvSB=true

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car-3-wheeler-single-seater-invalid-Tippen-Delta/232621797848?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26toolid%3D11800%26pub%3D5574637365%26campid%3D5337910453%26mpre%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FClassic-Car-3-wheeler-single-seater-invalid-Tippen-Delta%2F232621797848%253Fhash%253Ditem362956f1d8%3Ag%3AMngAAOSwm%7EdaUPIo%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1410723822585&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-scirocco-mk1/232617107273?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Dd1353795b49c45568d6f4def21183887%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232620599002&_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&clk_rvr_id=1410564370698&utm_content=buffer8b930&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[richardmorris]

oof

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK-2-CAVALIER-SRI-130/263423818568?hash=item3d55487b48:g:prMAAOSw~o5aUWZj

Some friends of my parents had theirs ( in white) knicked off their drive one Christmas Eve. It was over ten years old at the time so hardly the hot target.

[wuvvum]

Cheap Mk4 Escort.  Sills look like they'll need some loving mind.

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kenworth-W900-Hood/183005025092?hash=item2a9bf31344:g:eS4AAOSwZW5aKu-5

[Hertz]

My Mrs had a black one of these back in the day.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mamba-italian-sports-design-believed-only-22-cars-ever-built-Rare-find/162839199479?hash=item25e9f8fef7:g:Z2gAAOSws6ZZ55JR

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROLLS-ROYCE-SILVER-SPIRIT-1985-NEW-MOT-WITH-NO-ADVISORIES/173082792688?hash=item284c89d2f0:g:RgsAAOSw4HNaUma7

 

'ICONIC ANGEL INSERTS AWAY WITH LOCKING CAP WITH KEY'

[Cavcraft]

My Mrs had a black one of these back in the day.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mamba-italian-sports-design-believed-only-22-cars-ever-built-Rare-find/162839199479?hash=item25e9f8fef7:g:Z2gAAOSws6ZZ55JR

 

 

 

?

[Hertz]

Please message for any more information required.  

 

Maybe take the fucking cover off it?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T25-Campervan-Restoration-Project/162839672667?hash=item25ea00375b:g:lGoAAOSwkvFaUfvy

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJSC/222785017225?hash=item33df059589:g:kT0AAOSwXOhaUMs4

 

'I pinched my mate's epilepsy tablets the other day. He'll have a fit when he finds out'

[Hertz]

Jesus, look at the Harry Tate of this.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bonito-seraph-1980s-kit-car/253350554287?hash=item3afcdeaaaf:g:xGQAAOSwNWxaJYpA

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-a40-somerset/222786695079?hash=item33df1f2fa7:g:7xgAAOSw1RVaUmGt

 

You'll need a dustpan and brush to collect this.

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car-3-wheeler-single-seater-invalid-Tippen-Delta/232621797848?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26toolid%3D11800%26pub%3D5574637365%26campid%3D5337910453%26mpre%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FClassic-Car-3-wheeler-single-seater-invalid-Tippen-Delta%2F232621797848%3Fhash%3Ditem362956f1d8%3Ag%3AMngAAOSwm~daUPIo%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1410723822585&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true

 

Makes an invacar look luxurious!

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-130-Saloon/112733795110?hash=item1a3f753326:g:igYAAOSwcN1aTpNA

[wuvvum]

This looks cheap for an MOT'd one of these, even with the issues it has.

 

[lesapandre]

My Mrs had a black one of these back in the day.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mamba-italian-sports-design-believed-

 

My Mrs had a black one of these back in the day.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mamba-italian-sports-design-believed-only-22-cars-ever-built-Rare-find/162839199479?hash=item25e9f8fef7:g:Z2gAAOSws6ZZ55JR

 

only-22-cars-ever-built-Rare-find/162839199479?hash=item25e9f8fef7:g:Z2gAAOSws6ZZ55JR

Interesting - however YOP912 is a registration attached to a MkIXJaguar according to the DVLA website...

[binhoker668]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1956-Heinkel-Trojan-Project-/332507568516?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[strangeangel]

Maybe take the fucking cover off it?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T25-Campervan-Restoration-Project/162839672667?hash=item25ea00375b:g:lGoAAOSwkvFaUfvy

 

No chance. The tarp and bungees are all that's holding the shitheap together.

[lesapandre]

Interesting - however YOP912 is a registration attached to a MkIXJaguar according to the DVLA website...

So time to break out the assume cartoon bassoon...

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-P-REG-HONDA-S-MX-2-0-AUTO-3-DOOR-HATCH-BACK-IMPORTED-2008-104000-MILES-/112735559821

[strangeangel]

Precisely how small does it need to be FOR YOU TO FIT IT IN THE BASTARD PICTURE?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-carry-camper-van-/263414614873