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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Ring Ring

 

"Ello Death traps are us how can I help you?"

 

"Ello Boyo, yes my grand pops ex snooker legend Terry Griffiths is being slow as usual and won't pop off this mortal coil so I can cash in"

 

"Go on.."

 

"Well I can just see him on one of those Trike things heading out of Swansea and having a mishap when he goes for a down change"

 

"Leave it with us Sir be ready next week"

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike/232545852257?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3Dfd4b681ec4004807a971bfa5ed8b70f5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D232547209024&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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holbeck Rank: Renault 16

holbeck

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Disclaimer: Reading the ad will make your brain go mushy mushy.

 

What like telephoning someone in Japan?

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Dirk Diggler Rank: Citroen Ami

Dirk Diggler

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I love these; here's one that was immaculate two years ago, used to see it north side and city centre Dublin regularly; now crashed. It's apparently a Brazilian import; I'd love to know the story that brought it here when it was nearly new (Wicklow reg, would have had to have been issued in the 80s)

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1976-vw-passat-mk1-coupe-lhd/16855961

Crusty Sills Rank: Citroen Ami

Crusty Sills

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I see ex junkman LTD is back up for sale. Can't put ad up at the mo.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Strut top mounts look remarkably intact, shame about the rest like!

 

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I thought that, my pretty smart 1971 1100 was turning to cornflakes there in 1979. This was back when nearly all Escorts were 1100 or possibly a 1300 XL, TC/RS etc weren't the reality for most folk.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Slightly unsure about posting these as it's Autoshite, and these are very capable old crates.  Anyway - be like me in your 1990s Purple Toyota.

 

Smoller and more economcal than I.

 

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How fit does this look in tuscan plum with the boot?  Answer - very. Very fit.

 

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Shame someone's vomited on the fascia.

 

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Still - 100% would if the price isn't firm.  Probably the last car you'd ever need to buy.  

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Furthermore, here's another chance to be like me in your shitty red ford with non colour coded bumpers.

 

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I find it VERY LOL that they started using the Mexico name on these again.  Jesus wept.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

WHAT? FFS!

 

​Dad's left the bog seat up again!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E-Rider-Moda-Electric-Moped-2-weeks-Old/172960728603?hash=item284543461b:g:48UAAOSwiBJZ-xQK

 

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Kudos for doing 64 miles a week on this.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks incredibly awful

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Custom-Deluxe-10-triple-axle-camper-van-v8-diesel-manual-motorhome/152770919432?hash=item2391db3c08:g:By4AAOSwJtdZ-0M-

 

'Its big. Its ugly. Its dirty. It doesn't go'

 

ATCNBE?

Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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Going back to that 1200 quid Senator. Would the high spec engine plus cloth interior suggest it being ex-plod?

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