eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VOLVO-940-Halloween-Hearse/282708187785

 

 

Hallowe'en Hearse

 

A hearse is not just for Halloween!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Attention Rob_T!!!!! This looks ace, 16v GTi 5-dr!!!! Typically it's 200 miles from me of course.

 

 

[pshome]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1311593675.htm?ca=17_s

 

 

However, you'd need to talk PShome out of an engine.

 

Sold off the engine, the mirrors, SX specific wheels and chrome trim and now he want's 500 for the remains?

 

Have a free 4 pot engine here:

http://autoshite.com/topic/29939-pair-of-tagoras/

[Junkman]

Barn Find restoration Reliant regal supervan as seen in only fools & horses

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-restoration-Reliant-regal-supervan-as-seen-in-only-fools-horses/202088937274

 

 

unfortunately it's been parked next to the barn for the last 30 years.

[Junkman]

 

doormobile

 

It's spelt correctly here:

 

 

 

 

And here:

 

 

 

How difficult can it be to just copy that?

 

Oh, and: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-doormobile/192346323149

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevy-el-Camino-pick-up-American-project/182859890305

 

 

The car has no engine or gearbox .

 

 

Why not seriously piss off some forum members and engine rape a Silver Cloud?

[vulgalour]

Be like me only faster and with more doors.  Probably about the same amount of rust as I started with.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-1300cc-Rare-Classic-Car/263281806626

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-RELIANCE-505-PLAXTON-ELITE-CLASSIC-TOURING-COACH-1973-GALLEON-TOURS/232539099999?hash=item362469135f:g:icMAAOSwKclZ4SjR

 

'UN-MOLESTED ORIGINAL CONDITION THROUGHOUT'

 

​Nice one M8, can't beat originality.

 

'RECENT FULL OVERHAUL AT RELIANCE BUS WORKS INCLUDING COMPLETE NEW CLUTCH SYSTEM, ALUMINIUM RADIATOR CONVERSION WITH THERMOSTATICALLY CONTROLLED TWIN ELECTRIC FANS, REFURBISHED WHEELS, REFURBISHED FUEL TANK, COMPLETELY NEW FABRICATED BOOT FLOOR, FULL SERVICE, FULL CHASSIS PREP AND RE-PAINT, LOTS OF OTHER WORKS ALSO DONE. THE COST - IN EXCESS OF £10k'

 

​So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, and lots of other work done in excess of £10k, it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'MR HALL TOOK THE ORIGINAL REGISTRATION- SGT 360L - OFF THE COACH WHEN HE RETIRED AND PUT IT ON HIS CAR. DVLA GAVE THE REGISTRATION SHH 85M.' 

 

So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, lots of other work done in excess of £10k,and the loss of the original number plate it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'PUMP TWEEKED BY MARTYN HEARSON HIMSELF, THE AEC GURU'

 

 

So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, lots of other work done in excess of £10k, the loss of the original number plate and the fuel pumped tweaked by Martyn Hearson himself, it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'Contact Brian Barlow on 07973616604 with any serious questions or enquiry.' 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

If you put a play tent on the roof of this you could legitimately* park up on that road between Crewe and the M6 for several months, occasionally getting out to throw your bottle of trucker's Tizer into the bushes

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-190-1986-2-5di/162726503623?hash=item25e34164c7:g:RgMAAOSwyP5Z8fRB

[Cavcraft]

When I get round to doing an eBay calendar, this will probs be on the front

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Van-Freight-Rover-Ex-British-Telecom-Spares-or-repair-clean-body-on-back/132375126186?hash=item1ed22c20aa:g:Ck0AAOSwmOJZ8GLM

 

'does not dive'

[Cavcraft]

'Yeah love, I'm working in the area and I've got a motorhome. Fancy coming back up for a bunk up cup of coffee?'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Renault-Dodge-50-S46-3500kg/263281817260?hash=item3d4cd1b6ac:g:liIAAOSw0IJZwjfk

[busmansholiday]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-RELIANCE-505-PLAXTON-ELITE-CLASSIC-TOURING-COACH-1973-GALLEON-TOURS/232539099999?hash=item362469135f:g:icMAAOSwKclZ4SjR

 

'UN-MOLESTED ORIGINAL CONDITION THROUGHOUT'

 

​Nice one M8, can't beat originality.

 

'RECENT FULL OVERHAUL AT RELIANCE BUS WORKS INCLUDING COMPLETE NEW CLUTCH SYSTEM, ALUMINIUM RADIATOR CONVERSION WITH THERMOSTATICALLY CONTROLLED TWIN ELECTRIC FANS, REFURBISHED WHEELS, REFURBISHED FUEL TANK, COMPLETELY NEW FABRICATED BOOT FLOOR, FULL SERVICE, FULL CHASSIS PREP AND RE-PAINT, LOTS OF OTHER WORKS ALSO DONE. THE COST - IN EXCESS OF £10k'

 

​So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, and lots of other work done in excess of £10k, it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'MR HALL TOOK THE ORIGINAL REGISTRATION- SGT 360L - OFF THE COACH WHEN HE RETIRED AND PUT IT ON HIS CAR. DVLA GAVE THE REGISTRATION SHH 85M.' 

 

So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, lots of other work done in excess of £10k,and the loss of the original number plate it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'PUMP TWEEKED BY MARTYN HEARSON HIMSELF, THE AEC GURU'

 

 

So, apart from the recent full overhaul at Reliance bus works including complete new clutch system, aluminium radiator conversion with thermostatically controlled twin electric fans, refurbished wheels, refurbished fuel tank, completely new fabricated boot floor, full service, full chassis prep and re-paint, lots of other work done in excess of £10k, the loss of the original number plate and the fuel pumped tweaked by Martyn Hearson himself, it's in-molested and original condition throughout?

 

'Contact Brian Barlow on 07973616604 with any serious questions or enquiry.' 

 

 

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Sod originality, I'm off to bed to dream of that Reliance ( and I've owned 4 of them over the years but none as gorgeous as that).

 

NB must get a life on of these days.

[Cavcraft]

'Listen up, c*nt: If your dog chases my motorbike one more time I'll turn the fucker into cat food, ok?

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Harley-Davidson-FLD-Switchback-2012-Custom-1950s-Style-Paint/182859996468?hash=item2a934e1d34:g:tloAAOSwpYVZ83bL

[Junkman]

 

!! RARE STUNNING

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-STUNNING-NISSAN-PRESIDENT-JS-4-5L-V8-MOT-CLEAN-1-OWNER-99P-NO-RESERVE/172949586734

 

 

IT IS ONLY ONE IN UK SO I AM TOLD

 

 

ITS SOME THINK YOU DON'T SEE

 

[Bfg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevy-el-Camino-pick-up-American-project/182859890305

 

 

 

Why not seriously piss off some forum members and engine rape an Austin Allegro?

[Junkman]

Requires no MoT but gay abandon.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-RILEY-2-1-2-RMB-FOR-MAJOR-RESTORATION-OR-SPECIAL-PROJECT-C-W-V5/401429668902

[Junkman]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevy-el-Camino-pick-up-American-project/182859890305

 

Why not seriously piss off some forum members and engine rape a Silver Cloud?

Why not seriously piss off some forum members and engine rape an Austin Allegro?

 

Yeah, one could always install a Metro engine in the Allegro later.

[cobblers]

I'm putting this here to save me from myself really

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-244/112616127209

 

EDIT: not before I've asked if he fancies a swap for some of my various grotty old vans

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Magnette/232538236793

 

 

needs new flooring

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Norwich-Wall-And-Floor-Tiling/142547278397

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-V8-99p-Start-No-Reserve/122767621966

 

 

leaking brake fluid into the servo

 

 

Run like f00k!

[Cavcraft]

You think you've seen it all, then someone takes a picture of their car with a shoe instead of a camera

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-SRi-1-9-CDTi-Diesel-Service-history-inc/352195230748?hash=item520078bc1c:g:aB8AAOSwjyhZ82Ou

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Mercury-Cougar/152753982726

 

Worse, it has Alice Cooper on the bootlid:

 

 

 

But that's still not the worst. This is:

 

 

Imported from California in 2005 this car has never been UK registered but has the paperwork from the U.S and papers from when it was imported.

 

12 x 365 x 5 = ca £22,000 NOVA penalty.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2014-14-MG-6-1-8-MAGNETTE-4D-160-BHP/152711505689?hash=item238e50a719:g:nckAAOSwW6BZ6UlK

[sheffcortinacentre]

Since when is that dodge van mot exempt?

[Junkman]

Since when is that dodge van mot exempt?

 

Bekoz still toe trcuk on V5 M6!

 

Also:

 

 

She is also 3500KG so anyone can drive her.

 

Well:

 

 

The fuck "she" is.

 

What a nobhead.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-2-0-gli-1989/263283810415

 

Check this out for 950 BINs!!!! one owner, 95k 2.0 GLi manual, looks absolutely great.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar/162727939989

 

 

The money shot:

 

[Junkman]

The B-Team Van!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/a-team-van-gmc-safari-chevy-astro/222695215770

[Junkman]

 

BARN FIND

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-GTV-2-0-TS-16V-Lusso-BARN-FIND/372116894058

 

 

not quite a barn find

 

What an amphibious ninny hammer.

[Junkman]

Also available in full WBoD spec:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-916-spider/263280673455