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Who the actual fuck makes a motorbike out of a dog kennel with spy cameras and bits of old shop racking?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-Honda-VFR-400-cafe-racer-/282684642435?hash=item41d1515483:g:3PUAAOSwLdNZ2IbZ

 

'it's raw and beautiful'

 

It's as raw and beautiful as a freshly run over cat.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kit-car-unfinished-project-rolling-chassis-/172913933848?hash=item2842793e18:g:W7YAAOSw6~VZ2jl3

 

It's the Automotive equivalent of hitting your partner over the head with a shovel, rolling him/her up in carpet and taking them for one last ride to Windemere.

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To do list:

 

Invite Harry Hill's tattooed twin over

Ask him to sweep leaves and crisp packets

Badly park car

Continue making fence out of pallets

What the fuck else was it?

Oh shit, she'll be home soon.

Think brain, think!

Ahh, FFS, what was it?

 

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Put trike on eBay!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-trike-tek-hornet-/282687373011?hash=item41d17afed3:g:Y1UAAOSwOS1Z20tk

 

'Road legal'

 

Deep joy, can I collect tomorrow?

 

'Needs an mot'

 

No problem, ace, I'll ride to it a pre-booked one

 

'Will need brake lights wiring up for mot'

 

But apart from that it's road legal

 

'In full working order'

 

Nice one, see you in the morning!

 

'Brakes would benefit from bleeding'

 

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Posted

To do list:

 

Invite Harry Hill's tattooed twin over

Ask him to sweep leaves and crisp packets

Badly park car

Continue making fence out of pallets

What the fuck else was it?

Oh shit, she'll be home soon.

Think brain, think!

Ahh, FFS, what was it?

 

TE8598-1low.jpg

 

Put trike on eBay!

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-trike-tek-hornet-/282687373011?hash=item41d17afed3:g:Y1UAAOSwOS1Z20tk

 

'Road legal'

 

Deep joy, can I collect tomorrow?

 

'Needs an mot'

 

No problem, ace, I'll ride to it a pre-booked one

 

'Will need brake lights wiring up for mot'

 

But apart from that it's road legal

 

'In full working order'

 

Nice one, see you in the morning!

 

'Brakes would benefit from bleeding'

 

istock_000021410262small.jpg?itok=wN2006

Fuck the trike I want to see more of that Camry!

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Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

Self importance/narcissism.

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