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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Amazing what they'll write a car off for these days.

 

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Bloody cold in the lakes this time of year  :mrgreen:

  • Rusty_Rocket
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Cadillac Deville Stretch Limousine for a grand. It's odd that they based it on the fwd unibody Deville instead of the rwd body-on-frame Fleetwood, but I guess it's all Cadillac had after '96.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/ads/1258410399?EDID=Z8F9MS6-JEENF2-38EXA7-Y5CW1D-V61MV3-v1&CELLID=13501811&utm_source=savedsearches&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily&utm_content=GpB_month

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NOW SOLD SOLD

Then just delete the ad, spunktrumpet. I hate when sellers do that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Tiger, tiger, fucking shite

ends on ebay this very night

what heroin addicted pisshead's eye

could paint this mobile dysentery?

 

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Please hurry distant deeps or skies
Burn the retinas from thine eyes
With Swann matches dare i aspire?
To set the bastard up on fire

 

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Look at the thighs upon that tart
Could play several tunes when she doth fart
And when thy lols began to land

​look at her bloody gammy hand

 

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Where's the hammer? what the chain?
Let's smash this bastard down the drain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Bring on the pikey's HIAB clasp?

 

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Step aside, throw down this offal,
And water'd heaven with their ROFL,
Did He smile His work to see?
He must be taking LSD

 

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Tiger, tiger, fucking shite

ends on ebay this very night

what on earth did posess thee?

​I'd rather have an STD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-custom-Yamaha-Virago-1100-XV-low-reserve-on-auction-price-/332320604489?hash=item4d5fda0149:g:2BIAAOSw945ZeP62

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Billy, you've surpassed yourself.  Top work.

MikeR Rank: Lancia Gamma

MikeR

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Gumtree count ?

 

MGB springs , The nut has broken on one but otherwise good condition ..  !!!! ????

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Bollocks!  I wish I'd seen that Super Minx before the Rover I've just bought!

 

Actually no..... no MoT makes it a project, and I've just been bitten by one of those.  I'm probably better off as I am.  But it's still a gorgeous car.  We had one in 1983 when you could buy them for scrap money and it was like driving a bed.  I can only imagine how the auto box improves things!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'll actually pick you up from Chester station and drive you to it, Eddy. 

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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just to make you even sicker Eddy, here is the MOT history for the Super Minx....

 

Check the MOT history of a vehicle
Registration number: DUJ212B
  • Vehicle makeHILLMAN
  • Vehicle modelSUPER MINX
  • Date first used1 January 1971
  • Fuel typePetrol
  • ColourBlack
 
MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date20 May 2015
  • Expiry date19 May 2016
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading92,058 miles
  • MOT test number2051 0014 5453
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    all 4 front anti roll bar bushes slightly worn
    offside front upper suspension arm ball joint dust cover deteriorated
    both rear tyres slightly perished
    offside front tyre slightly perished
    nearside outer sill slightly corroded and going thin
    rear brake pipes slightly corroded
  • Test date21 November 2013
  • Expiry date20 November 2014
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading91,628 miles
  • MOT test number5482 6512 3354
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    water pump leaking and worn
    exhaust system corroded
    both rear tyres and offside front tyres slightly perished and cracking
  • Test date22 February 2013
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading91,616 miles
  • MOT test number1766 4395 3455
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    Fuel cap/sealing device sealing washer deteriorated (7.2.4c)
    Nearside Front Service brake indicates brake bind (3.7.D.2a)
    Offside Front Service brake indicates brake bind (3.7.D.2a)
    Nearside Front Anti-roll bar has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Front Anti-roll bar has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Front Brake hose excessively deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
    Offside Rear Service brake indicates brake bind (3.7.D.2a)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
    exhaust system corroded
 
 nothing there that would really worry me, certainly not for a 53 year old Hillman.
  • Cavcraft and eddyramrod
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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Oh stop it, I've spent the money now.

 

 

 

 

And got a nice car out of it too.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh stop it, I've spent the money now.

 

 

 

 

And got a nice car out of it too.

 

Day trip!

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Day trip to Chester actually happening very soon, but no car-buying involved.  It's part of the ongoing programme of rebuilding relations with my sister, who lives there.

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