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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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However, if you would like to spend 5.6k on some truly miserable pile of shit, step right this way, sir:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEV-MEVSTER-1-6-Mx5-based-2014-IVA-approved-Automatic/302322837977

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I fear we will see a lot of these abominations in future.

 

I put Town Car, as in Lincoln Town Car, into ebay search and got loads of oddball roadsters and sportsccars, including that one. No Yankee v8 waft yachts.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Someone's reversed into your car door, denting it. Do you:

 

1) Try and knock the dent out?

2) Ask a car body repair place to give you a quote?

3) Just live with it

4) Make a complete and utter front bottom of yourself?

 

Did you guess 4?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-240-Mot-end-Sept-very-solid-reliable-RAT-LOOK-Zombie-car-one-off-/112487763656?hash=item1a30cb0ec8:g:MfsAAOSwXtRZb6P~

 

The number plate actually (nearly) reads GET BONE. Now,there's a contradiction in terms.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Wow that looks frickin' ace!

 

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Sure the 2.0 six doesn't make an awful lot of sense but I guess you do at least get the smoothness, even if it means the same thirst but not the power of a 2.5 or 2.8. Also the drifters will avoid an Auto 2.0, unless they're planning an engine swap.

Nearly two grand this finished at. Strong money for a fairly undesirable engine and box combo.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I put Town Car, as in Lincoln Town Car, into ebay search and got loads of oddball roadsters and sportsccars, including that one. No Yankee v8 waft yachts.

 

What has the World come to?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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My mate sent me a facebook messenger message yesterdat saying he was in the south of france and his camper van wouldn't start and did I have any ideas. I didn't but it turned out to be the inlet manifold gasket. The last I heard it was on a truck heading to the Fiat garage while him and his 2 kids are left huddled up in a 4 man tent until it comes back.

All this means it's the perfect time for me to look for one that's worse. The gumtree camper vans section is the best bit of gumtree, loads of ropey old vans and eccentric fruit cakes. Brilliant.

 

Look at this:

 

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Are those Vauxhall Royale seats?

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/unique-campervan/1256749644

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Fuck!

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/CHRYSLER-NEWPORT-COUPE-/352114178572

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Artikelstandort: Caldas da Rainha, Portugal

 

Oh yeah: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Caldas+da+Rainha,+Portugal/Calais,+France/SK3+0LX,+Stockport+Rd,+Stockport/@45.9831194,-12.604618,5z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m20!4m19!1m5!1m1!1s0xd18b250a082a2d1:0xb39a198d8e8efc9c!2m2!1d-9.135404!2d39.4048977!1m5!1m1!1s0x47dc3f75d7f1e363:0xacbed9e08cd279f4!2m2!1d1.858686!2d50.95129!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bb31a8cd8a8e5:0x5d345d6f69344c12!2m2!1d-2.1941725!2d53.4007083!3e0

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chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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My mate sent me a facebook messenger message yesterdat saying he was in the south of france and his camper van wouldn't start and did I have any ideas. I didn't but it turned out to be the inlet manifold gasket. The last I heard it was on a truck heading to the Fiat garage while him and his 2 kids are left huddled up in a 4 man tent until it comes back.

All this means it's the perfect time for me to look for one that's worse. The gumtree camper vans section is the best bit of gumtree, loads of ropey old vans and eccentric fruit cakes. Brilliant.

 

Look at this:

 

$_86.JPG

 

Are those Vauxhall Royale seats?

 

$_86.JPG

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/unique-campervan/1256749644

Oh, I DO hope so! They go perfectly with the green relief upholstery, gold brocade and quarry tile effect lino etc. etc.

 

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