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face Rank: Renault 16

face

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Piss me - that second van looks like the inside of a 1980s tattoo parlour. Yuck off.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Those god-awful yankee gay vans are the absolute pits, how can anyone bring themselves to risk being seen behind the wheel of one of those ludicrous spazz heaps.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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No MOT, that "just stolen" look on the back of an F-reg transporter, and the classic Peugeot 405 boot dent, but this is a hell of a lot of car for £500

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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NUMBERPLATE VALUED AT £1000 (HAVE VALUATION CERTIFICATE) FOR SOMEONE FROM B IRMING HAM

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VOLVO-46 ... 1067572873

 

One owner from new and supposedly 12,500 miles on the clock - £325 BIN! Looks flipping excellent.

 

I know this will earn me the derision of Autoshite, but I'm seriously considering buying that and bumming it for the bits my Turbo needs.

It's local too - had it had a leather interior I'd be heading over there now, cash in hand.

Don't think anyone would want a wingless, doorless, bonnetless, bumperless, bootlidless 460 somehow, but there's so many bits I could use off that. A bit immoral really though, destroying a potential BKV contender.

 

Still, they're more or less worthless, and my car needs some bits.

 

This is now £260. My hammers are twitching.

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Sonata V6 with only 21k miles.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251216473195? ... 1423.l2649

 

Another Sonata V6 with a more realistic seller.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271143790021? ... 1423.l2649

 

Why the fuck am I finding myself wanting a Vauxhall Sintra? It being a 3.0 V6 is quite a large part of it...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170979022290? ... 1423.l2649

 

Phase 1 Safrane with 212k miles and electric cloth seats. Bizarre. I would.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200884220677? ... 1423.l2649

seacow Rank: Citroen Ami

seacow

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$(KGrHqJ,!o!FC0dhNhoEBQ+snj13wQ~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VOLVO-46 ... 1067572873

 

One owner from new and supposedly 12,500 miles on the clock - £325 BIN! Looks flipping excellent.

 

I know this will earn me the derision of Autoshite, but I'm seriously considering buying that and bumming it for the bits my Turbo needs.

It's local too - had it had a leather interior I'd be heading over there now, cash in hand.

Don't think anyone would want a wingless, doorless, bonnetless, bumperless, bootlidless 460 somehow, but there's so many bits I could use off that. A bit immoral really though, destroying a potential BKV contender.

 

Still, they're more or less worthless, and my car needs some bits.

 

Its a great looking car but it does seem too good to be true - and he has some poor feedback on sale of a Clio which makes you think. Its got to be a great deal - you could scrap it for that money but that would be a shame! The new exhaust must have cost more.

 

I was thinking of buying it for the number plate - would just need to change my surname to K260..........

 

If you get it report back - I need to know if its as good as it looks!!! But no you cant ruin it......

seacow Rank: Citroen Ami

seacow

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$(KGrHqJ,!o!FC0dhNhoEBQ+snj13wQ~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VOLVO-46 ... 1067572873

 

One owner from new and supposedly 12,500 miles on the clock - £325 BIN! Looks flipping excellent.

 

I know this will earn me the derision of Autoshite, but I'm seriously considering buying that and bumming it for the bits my Turbo needs.

It's local too - had it had a leather interior I'd be heading over there now, cash in hand.

Don't think anyone would want a wingless, doorless, bonnetless, bumperless, bootlidless 460 somehow, but there's so many bits I could use off that. A bit immoral really though, destroying a potential BKV contender.

 

Still, they're more or less worthless, and my car needs some bits.

 

Its a great looking car but it does seem too good to be true - and he has some poor feedback on sale of a Clio which makes you think. Its got to be a great deal - you could scrap it for that money but that would be a shame! The new exhaust must have cost more.

 

I was thinking of buying it for the number plate - would just need to change my surname to K260..........

 

If you get it report back - I need to know if its as good as it looks!!! But no you cant ruin it......

 

 

Mileage is wrong its 112 500 - pull it apart :lol:

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I've read any things on the internet I couldn't believe in the last few days but this isn't one of them.

 

Is it a manual 3 litre diesel?

 

 

I'd be surprised if this hasn't come to the attention of one shite loving irish garlic botherer.

£500

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1007480639

 

 

 

Bought it 3 days ago hahaha

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Lol! Nope, Gumtree seems to listing everything as a manual when it auto fills. They only came as an auto with the 3.0 dV6

 

Car seems great, only had a quick 24 hours with it. Drivers window apparently fell into the door frame as he was driving up the M6 about three months ago - wouldn't have liked to have experienced that! It's currently taped up. Interior fan isn't working either, but it's a standard Laguna part. Those are honestly the only faults I could find with the car - it even shows the tyre pressures on start up. It's out of tax and test but drives far better than my other two so can't see that being a problem. Standard Privilège interior so no leather or nav. Built in Renault Bluetooth kit with auxiliary iPod input to compensate. His attitude was, and I quote, "it's a ten year old Executive Renault - it's going to go wrong, I want shot of it before it does". His face when we pulled up in another Vel Satis was priceless. He was so terrified he knocked £50 off :lol:

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Brilliant "it's a ten year old Executive Renault - it's going to go wrong, I want shot of it before it does" he obviously knows his stuff :)

 

Sounds like a bit of a bargain for the cash.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Such low mileage it hasn't even left the drawing board

 

you will never find another in this condition with this mileage again

 

Maybe. Are the seats like new though?

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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This is a friend's car, it ticks so many boxes; good condition, stylish, fast enough, 20 years old thus PJ insurance friendly, but unfortunately for me (due to an old hip injury) it also ticks the "sports seats" box... :cry:

Doctormop Rank: BL Wedge

Doctormop

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Been trying for over an hour but can't get a pic of this to work so have given up sorry.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-Rover- ... 0072771%26

 

Rover 75, dizzler, under a grand, 166k on the clock, met blue with RED LEATHER INTERIOR!

Whoever ordered this car new is my absolute hero and quite possibly potential soul mate, stuff plenty more fish, I've found "the one"

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Never thought I'd see the ghost of Onslow in a Sherpa Sports tailgate.

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