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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Look at the sodding 2 and 8 of this thing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-PONTIAC-TRAN-AM-WHITE-35-000-MILES-DRIVES-EXCELLENT-AUTO-FULL-MOT-/322543503344?hash=item4b191747f0:g:n10AAOSwBt5ZMnjd

 

'BRAND NEW 18" ALLOY WHEELS WITH NEW TYRES'

 

​I'm not saying those wheels were a bad idea, but I am saying that trimming your nasal hair with a fucking twin turbo Honda Fireblade engined strimmer would produce better looking results.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I was looking that earlier but had inject weed killer into my eye lids to try to forget it.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Looks like someone sanded and polished a millinery vehicle.

 

Isn't that the same one the guy was threatening to break?

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Compound Value angle Hemispherical chamber engine mated to a single venture weber carburettor, this car sprints along with 80bhp at 6000rpm giving a 0-60 of 9.9 seconds and a top speed of 112mph. The unmolested engine bay is clean and displays clearly prominent factory plates and original stickers. The battery tray is solid and rust free, as are the bulk head

 

Wow, it must be something rare and valuable with that detailed explanation. Maybe an old Alfa or something?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Never mind that who stuck the badges on in the wrong place?

The advert is , erm detailed

 

 

 

this mk5 Ghia was supplied new by Ford Main Dealers Bristol Street Motors (Southampton) Ltd. The one and only owner, Mr Raymond Buckle, traded in his older Escort to ensure that he had the latest shape.....etc

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C878022

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That there Sweden is so smack full of chod that a GGG excursion is seriously considered.

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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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And what's stopping you?

I messaged the boy re this when it appeared last month. Immediately put off by his "I'm not taking offers cos I've left the reg plate on it" stance.

 

Potential bellendio alert

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ungainly: awkward, clumsy, ungraceful, graceless, inelegant, gawky, gangling, maladroit, gauche, inept, blundering, bungling, bumbling, lumbering, uncoordinated

 

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Skip: a large metal container into which people put unwanted objects or building or garden waste, and which is brought to and taken away from a place by a special truck when people ask for it

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Renault-5-Belle-Ile-Rare-and-future-collector-car-/162542990511?hash=item25d85134af:g:E9MAAOSwjqVZNdOx

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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

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It is rare for a reason.

That they made as many as 660 is beyond belief.

Paint it yellow, fill it with crap and get a lorry to take it to the tip,

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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/\ ticks all the boxes for being desirable on here  :-D

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Wayne Carini had one of these also.

 

Have a fairly high level of want for something like this but no space to store, "we are going to need a bigger barn"

 

Oh and i am brassic

 

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Is the only thing worse than a portaloo, a portaloo that looks like a fucking bog roll?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TEAR-DROP-CARAVAN-POD-Unique-NEWLY-BUILT-with-2-Berth-Rock-n-Roll-bed-cooker-TV-/222533877615?hash=item33d00d7f6f:g:qjYAAOSwaeRZMpmb

 

It's currently £2,100, reserve not met. Two thousand, one hundred pounds would buy you six months in a Blackpool B&B, enough Columbian marching powder to get you off your tits for most of that time, plus the 'services' of every 58 year old woman on a hen night who's dressed night like a teenage crack addict and probably at least two exotic sexually transmitted diseases. All of which would be infinitely less painful and embarrassing than this pile of donkey plop.

 

getting claustrophobic creepy feel just looking at it. horrible

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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1987 CITROEN VISA - £550

Has a cherished number which can be purchased separately for a additional cost of £120.00, 

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/citroen/visa/227586

 

 

This bit doent compute

 

"Nah mate keep the reg!"

 

surely seller has to put it on retention and pay doovla £80 for the trouble

 

Is it really worth the agro?

 

Wonder if the plate reads CL1NT

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This bit doent compute

 

"Nah mate keep the reg!"

 

surely seller has to put it on retention and pay doovla £80 for the trouble

 

Is it really worth the agro?

 

Wonder if the plate reads CL1NT

 

It also looks like some waste-of-space ex-N.I one, too. Probably UNZ 908111111189766 or something.

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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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/\ ticks all the boxes for being desirable on here  :-D

 

No, not beige with a brown hood and dralon seats

Rave Rank: Renault 16

Rave

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Sorry if this has been posted before, I've not been keeping up.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Diesel-Motorcyle-Project-MOT-V5-Present-1-9ltr/263011428784?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3D3ea265c62201497bae0f6480792df76a%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D14%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282509484842

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Just WHY? 

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