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Ross_K

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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The number plate house number is a new one on me

 

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Ah, but not to me, since I used to live right by this masterpiece:

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-COACH-1985-B-reg-FANTASTIC-CONDITION-no-reserve-/172691729659?hash=item28353aacfb:g:VswAAOSw~FJZJLvT

 

'More pictures are available upon request' 

 

 

​No, honestly, that's good enough on it's own. I mean, God forbid anyone would actually want to see a picture of the fucking coach, instead of your wife's make-up chart.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Woe to you, oh Auto and Shite, for ebay sends this wank  with a laugh,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the yard
For it is a massive scrapper,
Its a number 2, shit hundred and shitty shit

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-PT-Cruiser-Hotrod-/322527292345?hash=item4b181febb9:g:0h0AAOSwi7RZJUbm

 

 

'This car won the largest PT Cruiser show in Europe in 2013'

 

It looks the same size as every other one?

 

'1st place in Picnic in the park'

 

If you had a picnic in the fucking lion's enclosure at Knowsley Safari Park, it still wouldn't win an award. Though I concede, the results would actually look far nicer than this affront to decency and eyesight.

  • mercrocker, 0ldCh0d and Jim Bergerac
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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1976 Classic Jaguar XJ 3.4 barn find Runs and drives

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Classic-Jaguar-XJ-3-4-barn-find-Runs-and-drives/302318727496

 

looks dulux'd

 

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untaxed since 1989, check out that interior

 

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£625 at 25 bids and 1d 20h to go. not sure sella understands concept of auction

 

£1,600 will let you take this vehicle home. 

 

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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1998 JAGUAR XJR V8 AUTO GREEN

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-JAGUAR-XJR-V8-AUTO-GREEN-/172689589959

 

 

Been off road for 3 years

 

 
parked in long grass, yep that will do it a shit load of good
 

 

 

Interior, engine and gear box in excellent working order

 

Rear diff is broken

 

 

 

thrashed mercilessly

 
Body damage to roof, bonnet and boot lid (included in sale a spare boot lid)

 

 
someone been car walking?
No rust on body work whatsoever

 

 

awesome

 

Has some rust on strut tops that need attention

 

 

 

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verdict = totally fucked your Jaaaaag

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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And it has more than one owner. I know, because I toyed with buying this one and then read the MoT history and realised this was a rustbucket, no contest, and the last no advisory MoT was impossible unless they rebuilt the car from scratch within a matter of days.

 

Stick your £375 for a month's MoT up yer arse, you opportunistic leach

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-micra-1-owner-from-new/1242821020

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DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-bonneville-safari/172689481343?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3D775a6707949b4ddc9ae68f41e6a4ec66%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D29%26sd%3D162525459860&clk_rvr_id=1218591004209&utm_content=buffer85770&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

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