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320touring Rank: Talbot Tagora

320touring

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

I'd double check if I were you...

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

Citroën knowledge fail.

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Well, today I learned.

 

In just the same way that a 4 door saloon shouldn't be called a coupe (even though some German manufacturers insist they are coupes), I've learned that a hatchback is not a hatchback. It is a saloon.

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Well, today I learned.

 

In just the same way that a 4 door saloon shouldn't be called a coupe (even though some German manufacturers insist they are coupes), I've learned that a hatchback is not a hatchback. It is a saloon.

No, a hatchback is a hatchback.

 

That Cx is hatchback shaped saloon.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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'First Time For Everything'

 

​There's a first time for everythin' my dear hubby said

​so let's sack off Spain an' go East Worthin' instead

​Forget about villas an' sangria, an' sun

'op in the back and lube up yer bum! 

 

​Well, we first 'ad a session on vodka an' whiskey  

​to calm my old man an' 'elp him get friskey

​but as I bent over the passenger seat,

he slipped off the bench and got an unexpected treat!

 

​The gear lever come indicator stalk when right up his jacksie

​an' near caused him a full on rectal prolapsy!

​so instead of wooing crowds with our passionate clutches

​we got laughed at by some bint who was walking with crutches

 

so net time you're in the concourse enclosure,

try not to get done for indecent exposure

​'an if YOUR fella asks you to try out dogging,

​'don't tell 'I'm there's a first time for everything

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-OLDSMOBILE-CUSTOM-CRUISER-/162523710886?hash=item25d72b05a6:g:VhsAAOSw8HBZEiLG

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Superstar Holidays, how may I help?

 

'Err, yeah, how much for a week in a black cab full of bog rolls at Glasto with Elton John, please?' 

 

​Holiday starts at £1,000, sir. Book early to ensure disappointment

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-custom-London-taxi-campervan-perfect-for-Glastonbury-festivals-/232344014877?hash=item3618c8501d:g:-RQAAOSwtGlZIZ5K

  • Mr Laurence, Conrad D. Conelrad, alcyonecorporation and 3 others
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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I'd love to see the girl's face at the window when we both plug in and start pumping.....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'BEEN IN STORAGE FOR LAST 17 YEARS WHERE IT HAS BEEN PARKED UNTOUCHED'

 

 

Unsure if he means the Ford Classic or the £4,995 3 series Compact in the background

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-FORD-CLASSIC-315-CONSUL-FOR-FULL-RESTORATION-/192194475340?hash=item2cbfaef54c:g:icoAAOSwX9FZItjU

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I'd love to see the girl's face at the window when we both plug in and start pumping.....

 

Ah, she'd come with us.

I mean, you know what I mean.

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