eBay tat volume 3.

[Bianconeri]

Odd

 

I particularly like the rear lights grafted on.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Discovery-TD5-Tipper-Truck-4x4-L-K-not-defender-jeep-/182577906941?hash=item2a827dc4fd:g:FRQAAOSwfpVZGwFl

 

Does eBay charge extra for punctuation these days?

I am no classic car expert.

 

But your eyes don't work mate.

 

Aston Martin Europa 1930's Replica

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aston-Martin-Europa-1930s-Replica-/222513680221?hash=item33ced94f5d:g:KVQAAOSwcgNZG0xR

 

Why the link to a site that says "Note: this is NOT the official NG website"? Mmmmmm.....

[doug]

 

Long MOT plus Bridal wedding outfit

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Trident-900-with-Sidecar-Long-MOT-plus-Bridal-wedding-outfit-/222514777584?hash=item33ceea0df0:g:CBEAAOSwCQZZHKBO

[Bianconeri]

 

 

Long MOT plus Bridal wedding outfit

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Trident-900-with-Sidecar-Long-MOT-plus-Bridal-wedding-outfit-/222514777584?hash=item33ceea0df0:g:CBEAAOSwCQZZHKBO

My mind is beyond boggled

[Junkman]

Fuck.

 

https://www.donedeal.co.uk/vintagecars-for-sale/1977-peugeot-604-v6-sl/15535086

 

[95 quid Peugeot]

Looks like the seller pulled out.  Quelle surprise.

 

Thats why.......

 

Hi ya, yes it's still available, I put it on for a friend and forgot to put a reserve on it and then it was too late to amend it so I had to cancel the auction when it had ended. What would you offer?

[Junkman]

Opel Monoposto!

 

https://www.donedeal.co.uk/vintagecars-for-sale/opel-standard/15534418

 

 

Want, thus seller contacted.

[LC Torana]

TRIGGER TOURS LTD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-AEC-Reliance-505-Plaxton-Panarama-Express-/252926345954?hash=item3ae395c2e2:g:ZxMAAOSww9xZECLH

 

Pretty sure I saw one of these in Porridge - the movie.

[LC Torana]

My late father's car was a Wolseley 6/80.

 

My older brother (very long story), when he got his hands on it, traded itr in for an MGA - that would have been 1960-odd.

 

Fast-forward to today - a so-called "barn find":

 

[clayts450]

Thats why.......

 

Hi ya, yes it's still available, I put it on for a friend and forgot to put a reserve on it and then it was too late to amend it so I had to cancel the auction when it had ended. What would you offer?

 

£27

[clayts450]

Are Camrys a "nightmare to get parts" ?

 

Pretty sure when I was doing some background "research", owners were saying it was hard to get parts because they sold so few here - they have to import parts from the EU. I may be mistaken. However the MOT history definitely points to the car being held together with iron oxide...

[Supernaut]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-LS-400-4-0-auto-1998-PX-Swap-Anything-considered-/232172399901?hash=item360e8dad1d:g:SqUAAOSwxg5XztoC

 

 

Check out the MOT history, then laugh at the asking price.

[0ldCh0d]

No Driveshafts fitted, But, are with it......1.4 Astra van....It does not look to bad....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk3-Vauxhall-Astra-van-merit-1992-1-4-spares-or-repair-Running-lancashire-/112395573181?hash=item1a2b4c57bd:g:1ToAAOSwrhBZCxnH

 

[Spottedlaurel]

Are Camrys a "nightmare to get parts" ?

 

Not especially, just expensive. Having one for spares on the driveway does help though.....

[95 quid Peugeot]

£27[/quote

 

I put a 30 quid in

[spartacus]

 

I am liking the wheels VERY much. Bobbets ?

Yes, Borbet 'A's.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-spares-or-repair-/201928196927?hash=item2f03dbc33f:g:XhIAAOSws5pZHZqr

 

What a joker this guy is, lovely attitude too.

 

HERE IS THE REMAINS OF MY CORTINA MK3 2LITRE GXL. PICTURES ARE POOR AND ALL YOU PICTURE HUNTERS DONT BOTHERASKING FOR MORE. IT IS WHAT IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT IT AINT. BUT RESTORED ITS WORTH A KINGS RANSOM 

NOW THE ENGINE AND BOX ALONE IS WORTH £450 SO OFFERS ABOVE THIS ONLY WILL BE ENTERTAINED. i AM FED UP WITH PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW IT IS AND WHAT ITS WORTH,BUT THEY NEVER WIN AS I DONT GIVE A CRAP

 

Verdict - Cockwomble.

[Cleon-Fonte]

Listed as a 2003 Citroen Xsara Picasso, but far, far more desirable.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/original-car-for-restoration-renault-12tl/1239232448?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons

[alcyonecorporation]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-spares-or-repair-/201928196927?hash=item2f03dbc33f:g:XhIAAOSws5pZHZqr

 

What a joker this guy is, lovely attitude too.

 

 

Verdict - Cockwomble.

You'd be pissed off (sorry, PISSED OF) if you lived in Sowerby (SORBEH) Bridge, too.

[Hertz]

Wow. Top dollar though.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-NEW-SUNNY-ESTATE-11K-1981-W-MCD-Cars-/252945355715?hash=item3ae4b7d3c3:g:8ugAAOSw-K9ZHdbu

[Alexg]

 "i AM FED UP WITH PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW IT IS AND WHAT ITS WORTH,BUT THEY NEVER WIN AS I DONT GIVE A CRAP"

 

Sounds like nobody wins if you're not selling it you bozo.

[Hertz]

This looks over wheeled like a modern Chelsea Tractor.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-7-special-/262992062311?hash=item3d3b8c6767:g:AYgAAOSw5cRZFJG~

[Hertz]

God I would love one of these, probably a left hooker is your best chance of a solid one.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Renault-R15-GTL-LHD-/162520674543?hash=item25d6fcb0ef:g:98sAAOSwjqVZHYlP

[Hertz]

Bet the doctor is having cold sweats about this.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-1200-ESTATE-TAX-EXEMPT-1972-/222515650339?hash=item33cef75f23:g:racAAOSwU8hY6BRW

[Hertz]

Didn't know these existed.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RETRO-1995-Nissan-Sunny-Van-Y10-SILVER-For-Renovation-/152548442408?hash=item2384988128:g:n8EAAOSwcaFZGI7V

[Hertz]

This reminds me of....

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INTERNATIONAL-HARVESTER-SCOUT-2-1980-AMERICAN-4X4-SUV-VERY-RARE-LHD-/162519299407?hash=item25d6e7b54f:g:kzsAAOSwaEhZHDKB

[Hertz]

Have we had this honey yet?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-25-GTS-Auto-1989-Classic-car-of-the-future-rare-/282481209067?hash=item41c5312eeb:g:pegAAOSwfpVZGb-K

[Hertz]

The only way is up if you buy this. £200.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C851811

[Hertz]

Wowsers!

 

A regretable sale after a restoration thats cost me well over £4000. Will be very sad to see it go, but wont take a kick in the nuts for it.

 

£500 and a laptop chief?

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C871493

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, who are you and what do you do?'

 

​I'm a Freelander and I eat prop shafts. Who are you and what do you do?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Land-Rover-Freelander-1-8-GS-px-in-as-is-see-terms-spares-or-repair-/222511917607?hash=item33cebe6a27:g:UuQAAOSw42dZEu3l

 

'I'm a wide mouthed Porsche and I eat 3 division footballer's wages

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Porsche-Cayenne-3-2-Tiptronic-S-auto-CUSTOM-WIDE-BODYKIT-NOT-REPLICA-PX-V8-/162519473145?hash=item25d6ea5bf9:g:FmMAAOSw4GVYF4P8

 

Hello, who are you and what do you do?

 

​I'm a Freelander and I eat fuel pumps. Who are you and what do you do?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-LAND-ROVER-FREELANDER-DI-S-WAGON-BLUE-No-MOT-Spares-or-Repairs-only-/152549673345?hash=item2384ab4981:g:9GYAAOSwIQdZGfdW

 

'I'm a wide mouthed Porsche and I swallow bad taste'

 

 

'Hello, who are you and what do you do?'

 

I'm a DAF HIAB truck and I eat wanky wide mouthed Porsches

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daf-lf-55-hiab-tipper-grab-loader-18tons-2007-year-/122477940989?hash=item1c844110fd:g:52UAAOSwrhBZChP1

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Porsche-Cayenne-3-2-Tiptronic-auto-S-FULL-BODYKIT-XCLUSIVE-DESIGN-CUSTOM-/162519473157?hash=item25d6ea5c05:g:gtwAAOSwTA9X49o0

[Matt]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-LS-400-4-0-auto-1998-PX-Swap-Anything-considered-/232172399901?hash=item360e8dad1d:g:SqUAAOSwxg5XztoC

 

 

Check out the MOT history, then laugh at the asking price.

 

Pretty much par for the course from that seller. A lot of the cars he lists are grotty and his rotation of stock is slow. as. fuck. They've had a 'tron' looking bike for sale for a couple of years I'm sure.

 

The interior on this 75 they have for example...