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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Ugly bastard needs mothers to shift it

 

"I'm a lonely guy from outta town, y'know an'... an' I want some ACTION... what I'm talkin' about is, I wanna... a-a-steaming... succulent... ever-widening, gooey, drippy, runny kind of a hole with a... with... how shall I put this... what say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF..."

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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Why did he have to go and cut the Express up. I have been trying to buy it back for the last few years but couldn't find it. Here it is in happier times when I collected it. The daft thing is it was the back end that had the worst of the rot.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'I know a man ain't supposed to cry

But you just poked me in the fucking eye

One more turn you would end my sight you see

what the fuck have you done to me

You could have told me for sure

I'd be stuck on your Lambretta door

Instead I heard it through the ebay thread

I'd have a bog handle in my head'

 

Fantastic! I wept with rolfcoptering  :-D

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Liam Gallagher has just spat in the face of Damon Albarn in the car park of Blockbuster Video.  The Gallagher's were hoping to rent Space Jamâ„¢ on VHS but the Blur boys have just got the last copy.  Sat on a wall drinking a can of Mountain Dew, Dean Gaffney cleans up the shit from his Tamagotchi whilst humming the bit with no words from "Tom's Diner". Eventually, it all settles down and they decide to head off to Brannigans nightclub together for a spot of "pull a pig".

 

The only thing on earth that could be MORE 1990s than ^this^  ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This car.

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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How could you live with a transit diesel when you know there's a 1.6 pinto on offer .

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How could you live with a transit diesel when you know there's a 1.6 pinto on offer .

 

That's like asking how you could live with Cameron Diaz when Susan Boyle is on offer.

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I owned one of these when I was a student in the early '90s.  It was £40 so obviously it was joint ownership with some others in the house, important features were front windows that pivot at the front so they wind down like a Lancia Stratos, tail fins like a Ghostbusters ambulance and frankly terrifying amounts of body roll when I thought I could be Eric Carlsson driving around the Coventry ringroad roundabout.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-95V4-95-V4-Estate-1973-Restoration-project-in-very-solid-condition-/262639142458?hash=item3d2683463a:g:fUUAAOSwLF1X5ReX

 

Ours must have been later than this as it had rubber bumpers, maybe 1975?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DKW-F800-Scnellaster-Van-1958-Auto-Union-RHD-/192159350168?hash=item2cbd96fd98%3Ag%3AwCsAAOSwAANY8hW%7E

 

'This van is so hard it chewed it's own engine up and spat it out. You fakking want some, mug?'

 

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Look at this!  A rare opportunity to spend a lot of money on initial purchase price, much more on repairs and you end up with something horrible at the end.

 

Of course there's always the chance the repairs won't work and you'll end up weighing it in, or perhaps your bank account might be hacked and you'll lose all your money that way instead - there are definitely good ways this scenario could end.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Touareg-2005-3-0-v6-tdi-altitude-86-000-miles-NONE-RUNNER-/142356018883?hash=item21251476c3:g:Tg0AAOSw7U5Y-PXU

 

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How can someone have enough disposable income for one of these, yet not be able to figure out cropping an image or turning the camera the other way around?  I fucking despair sometimes.

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