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These are an unusuality in RHD form.  A bit like a giant Frontera.

 

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Hey Billy, how about flogging that red thing of yours and buying a proper Transit instead?

 

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Fark me that Mustang 2!  When I say I like Mustang 2s, that's what I mean, exactly that.  Oh, to be rich and stupid so I could afford to pay way too much for it.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162450032783

 

Can I bring to the attention of all our resident poverty-porn addicts (I include myself in that category BTW) to this MAGNIFICENT Rover 620 with trimz n unpainted bumper combo!!!!!!! This must be well rare as I believe a lot had their bumpers painted by dealers to make them a bit less miserable-looking on the showroom floor.

 

He’s asking £400 for this with a short ticket which seems mildly hopeful, although its hardly a large sum of money is it. 1 former owner too. I might send him a cheeky offer

 

Now yours for £150 or make an offer.

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Fark me that Mustang 2!  When I say I like Mustang 2s, that's what I mean, exactly that.  Oh, to be rich and stupid so I could afford to pay way too much for it.

Delusional seller in sort after [sic] overload surprise. It only needed the V6 for the full house of least sort [sic] after Mustang.

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Delusional seller in sort after [sic] overload surprise. It only needed the V6 for the full house of least sort [sic] after Mustang.

I would if it was cheap though - but I am a rhd American car weirdo.

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The pick of the mk1 106 range in my opinion.  Needs welding and brake pipes mainly.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-106-ROLAND-GARROS-/311839112079?hash=item489b0f3b8f:g:r8UAAOSwDmBY4iTd
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  • Reason(s) for failure

    Offside Rear Rear position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Nearside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded suspension arm in several places (2.4.A.3)
    Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Central Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Nearside Brake pipe excessively corroded front to rear (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Suspension arm ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
    Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
    Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
     
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive suspension arm (2.4.A.3)
    Front tyres perished
    underbody heavily corroded
     
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^^^  Some of the other chod in there is great!

 

TWO  :shock: British Seagulls - why would you want two, when one gives enough trouble to fully occupy your time?

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Looks like a Norton ES2:

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These c32 Amg's are absolute flying machines. They're over 350bhp and do 60 in about 5 seconds flat.

Seems mega cheap at this price even if it is a bit rough looking.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-c32-amg-rare-car-355bhp-swap-px/1230291954

MOT history isn't bad either. Would be interested if not currently skint...lol. Could make a great de-badged  Q car. By the history the iron worm is only in the bodywork. 

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Old-Woman-With-Her-First-iPhone--124354.

 

Good morning, Seagrave Express Haulage, how may I help?

 

'Erm, yeah, Is like the manager there?'

 

(sounds of trouser zip)

 

Alright Dave, what's up?

 

'Fucking shit arsed bastard Iveco's broken down again, boss. I'm on the B4574 Rd'

 

No worries, just HIAB yourself onto the hard shoulder, I'll be there in 30 minutes... 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-CARGO-17-15-HIAB-ATLAS-CRANE-BEAVERTAIL-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-EXPORT-IVECO-/182517404478?hash=item2a7ee2933e:g:JB4AAOSwTM5Y5UQl

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There used to be loads of these about, but now there isn't because they're rusty old shit.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Kombi-Popular-Van-1297cc-/252850966791?hash=item3adf179107:g:0AwAAOSw3utY6RbT

 

Still would though.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TK-Mobile-Crane-Winch-Forestry-/282426901644?hash=item41c1f4848c:g:CFkAAOSwnF9Y6hIK

 

'it has been thoroughly maintained throughout that time.'

 

​Thoroughly maintained with 287 gallons of yellow paint and a White Knight tumble drier vent for an exhaust?

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