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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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CANAL BOTTOM FIND

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/sierra-estate-2-3-diesel-1983-/142324413783?hash=item2123323557:g:qpUAAOSw4CFY1Uu-

 

 

It's the 2.3 diesel too, so absolute boat anchor of an engine.

 

 

*Interesting fact: I sold a white one of these many moons back and actually bailed out in traffic a nano-second after the lucky* new buyer passed me the money as he was test driving it.

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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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I am sorely tempted to buy...

 

...this...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C844311

 

...this...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C810385

 

...or this...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C842310

 

The first minor doesn't really seem to need much doing.

The second needs a bit of welding and a new windscreen but the owner sent me five (five!) emails with photographs and a spreadsheet document detailing what he has done over the last few years which sounds a lot like something I would do.

The midget is really quite close to home and basically needs put through an MOT (and the rubber bumpers binned obvs).

I keep thinking that a nice tax and mot exempt minor would be a good replacement for one or two of the Fiats.

 

I've never driven one and don't know anyone who's got one either, but the idea of no more tests and tax is a very tempting one.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-04-PORSCHE-INSPIRED-CUSTOM-VOLKSWAGEN-BEETLE-1-4-CABRIOLET-CONVERTIBLE-/172591564687?hash=item282f42478f:g:JX4AAOSwuxFY1O4Z

 

'PORSCHE INSPIRED'

 

 

​Pretty sure if you spent the next 53 years going through every official Porsche brochure/photograph you won't find a single fucking one that looks like a pair of Primark slippers that have been in a fight with a really annoyed badger.

 

'People stop ad look at this car, Point at it...'

 

​This will be because it's fucking hideous and an unadulterated fusion of absolute elephant wank lightly suffused with a big old dollop of dog shit.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ever wondered what would happen if you painted your car in lipstick and crashed it into Laura Ashley's bedroom feature wall?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-MG-ZR-5-speed-75-200-Miles-Customized-MOT-JULY-/182499333582?hash=item2a7dced5ce:g:DTwAAOSw4A5Y0qwu

 

'You'll be the envy of others driving around in your "COOL Pink & Silver MG" that'll "TURNS HEADS" with envy'

 

​Good luck with that one.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'The Revere wax seal warranties that you're going to look a Premier League c**t on Conference North money '

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-SPORT-REVERE-HSR-GENUINE-FULL-CONVERSION-CUSTOM-FULLY-LOADED-/152481644020?hash=item23809d3df4:g:0-sAAOSwax5YqX8m

 

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I didn't know they ever sold the Capri stateside. How come they never brought the name back? Considering how popular they were.

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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Both mk1 & 2 Capris were sold stateside the mk1 as a mercury not sure wether the mk2 was or a ford.

gadgetgricey Rank: Renault 16

gadgetgricey

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For a second I thought the bloke walking past was in fact a rear spoiler on this shit heap, rather than just an innocent bystander

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