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EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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OOOF on that 75. Pre project deprive and rare cloth personal line at a great price.

 

Looks lovely doesn't it, and only £650.  Damn for not having more space and a spare 600 sovs

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

Hello, Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

'DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY'

 

You what, sir?

 

'YOU WOULN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY'

 

Cut to the chase, please, we're really buy at the moment

 

'Sorry, just getting into character for a British remake of the Incredible Hulk, we've got to be careful with copyright laws, and all that bollocks, so it's going to be called The Incredulous Hulk of Shit. I'm playing Lou Non-Ferrousmetal and I want two pictures of me on the van, please. But don't make them too like the original'

 

Ok ace, how do you want them?

 

'The first one needs to be a constipated Elton John who's fallen into an algae covered garden pond after a victorious fight with Abu Hamza. But make his body all out of proportion.'

 

Anything else, squire?

 

'Oh aye, have him wearing his sister's trousers that are 3 sizes too small for him'

 

​It'll be ready this afternoon

 

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​'G-R-8!' can you a different one for the other side, please?' 

 

​You say it, we spray it.

 

'Benny from Crossroads after a partial face swap with the Joker after he swallowed one of those plastic microwave trays you put baked potatoes on' 

 

​It'll be ready tomorrow, sir...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-T5-Transporter-/302227635549?hash=item465e2bbd5d:g:wfYAAOSwnHZYeTkI

 

'Where do I start'

 

By wishing you hadn't, like everyone else?

 

 

Even by the usual standards of 'customisation' by these VW people, that's mind bogglingly fucking awful.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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The tried every green halfords have got 1.8 dizzler is still for sale.

 

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Originally a carousel but the over the years it has slowly lost the carousel bits.

 

 

 

These things happen when you spin round and round.

 

Ta Da.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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There seems to be a booming market for old recovery trucks at the moment, there's been a sudden plethora of freshly-painted Mk4 Transit beavertails appearing near me and I've seen one or two of these about as well.  Long may it continue.

 

This does look remarkably tidy although I do wonder how fast it is when fully loaded.  Might be the V8 mind.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-recovery-truck-no-reserve-/182460570455?hash=item2a7b7f5b57:g:QAcAAOSw5cNYgPLt

 

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Ye gods, that's revolting.  Not sure why the NS doors don't line up either.  Fair play if someone can make it nice again though, I still can't see 55 plates cars as scrapyard fodder.

 

As Junkman would say....it's Fucked.

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