eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

Check out this pile of horse shit.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CLIO-1-4-RT-DIMMA-WIDE-ARCH-BODY-KIT-PROJECT-CAR-MK-1-PERSONALISED-PLATE-/122331792230?hash=item1c7b8b0366:g:em0AAOSw2xRYjmox

[cort16]

I was just saying the other day my shopping needed more BASS .

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/seat/seat-ibiza-1.2-project-unfinished/1213805775

[cort16]

Looks a bit depressing

 

 

 

but Puma engine

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/fiesta-puma-conversion-wee-fast-car-long-mot-fast-road-or-track-bargain/1213759486

[cort16]

Mazda MPS are shy you know?  Come out little fella and I'll give you a curly wurly.

 

 

 

1200 quid but has  no clutch and and wonky timing chain. Actually I'll just eat the curly wurly myself. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/08-mazda-3-mps-2.3-turbo/1213768252

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-735i-e32-/1213679227

[Supernaut]

Whoa!

 

 

 

 

 

That makes me really want to put the guts of a cheap optical mouse into an old iron now.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

NOE IT IZNT U HAV LOST 1 OV DA TRIMZ M8

 

 

 

WY U NO SHO PICZ BRUV?

 

 

TOP SELLAGE SKILLZ BLUD

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1980-1750-Auto/272534197578?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dfa9db431335f404381f885a9c0f84149%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172507574921

 

 

 

This is friggin fantastic, straight outta 'National Lampoon's European Vacation'

[Supernaut]

Looks a bit depressing

 

 

 

but Puma engine

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/fiesta-puma-conversion-wee-fast-car-long-mot-fast-road-or-track-bargain/1213759486

 

would suit young driver cheap to tax and insure

So it's undeclared then? Fucking dingleberry. Why do so many people think it's perfectly OK to do an engine swap without declaring it?

[Guest Breadvan72]

The gold Prelude might have had that Zoe Wanamaker's bum on the seats.  She used to have one just like that parked on the street in Islington.

 

[BorniteIdentity]

 

This is friggin fantastic, straight outta 'National Lampoon's European Vacation'

He's not wrong you know...

 

 

[cort16]

This looks nice.

 

 

GULP I've just noticed it's local. WATCHED.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ-SOVEREIGN-4-2-AUTO-/201801899296?hash=item2efc549d20:g:7P8AAOSwA3dYkKJf

[phil_lihp]

I don't doubt we've seen this one before, but anyway, can't remember the last time I saw one on the road and they're sharp lookers.  Oh, Renault, what happened?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-25-G-REG-89-GTS-2-0-AUTO-PETROL-MOT-09-17-GOOD-CONDITION-RARE-BARGAIN-/201793604920?hash=item2efbd60d38:g:7zMAAOSw9GhYepJ8

 

[phil_lihp]

Perhaps not in turquoise, not sure about the wheels either but I like the slightly menacing look of these Sport models with the body-coloured grill.  Piractical numberplate also included.  Saggy arse and flatulence prevent MOT.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-Sport-3-2-V8-1997-Low-Mileage-no-MOT-Spares-or-Repair-/172500188692?hash=item2829cffe14:g:3PUAAOSwnHZYiHNt

 

[0ldCh0d]

Das Crazy Germans.........Mingebag Spec CLK......with Wheeltrims........

 

Sorry i cant translate German....

 

 http://www.ebay.de/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-CLK-200-COUPE-SPORT-SUPER-ZUSTAND-/291994916889?hash=item43fc40d819:g:TbgAAOSwZJlXNNnK

 

[0ldCh0d]

This is Nice V12.....LHD Though..

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Jaguar-Daimler-Double-Six-1-Hd-Serie-3-XJ-14-Oldtimer-Sammlung-Youngtimer-/112261470216?hash=item1a234e1808:g:r3IAAOSwiDFYQsXE

 

[0ldCh0d]

I will post No more German Ebay Stuff....However, some of the cars are interesting on the German bay of E

[Cleon-Fonte]

Anybody fancy a Citroen BX Hurricane that's even more gopping than mine?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-low-mileage-but-in-need-of-body-work-/252747492644?hash=item3ad8ecad24:g:7tEAAOSwUKxYj1n8

 

 

 

hardly likely to get stolen

 

[phil_lihp]

I'm honestly trying to find something positive to say about this...this thing here.  I'm struggling, and so is the seller.  It actually has an MOT until August next year but for some reason they've not mentioned that, or anything else really.  At £200, it's quite possibly overpriced unless the rear hatch can be refitted and you can spend a hasty Saturday afternoon with some rollers and a tin of Rustoleum.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-tigra-ratted-pickup-/122335330437?hash=item1c7bc10085:g:XI0AAOSwUKxYkPM1

 

[phil_lihp]

Beige!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-PEUGEOT-406-COUPE-2-0-SE-AUTO-PININFARINA-RARE-COLOUR-12-MONTHS-MOT-/112287779051?hash=item1a24df88eb:g:KHEAAOSwjDZYkMss

 

[New POD]

Can these get any cheaper!?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-MAZDA-RX8-RX-8-COUPE-1-PRE-OWNER-RARE-LIGHTNING-YELLOW-MOT-DEC-DRIVE-AWAY-/232223636583?hash=item36119b7c67:g:GA4AAOSw9GhYkGkV

 

What we need to do is learn to fix the engines for a little more than the cost of the car, and run them for a couple of years before putting it in a museum and buying another one.

[Cleon-Fonte]

 

cool looking ww2 bomber themed camper

 

I don't know about you, but I've always thought that Bedford Rascals bore a striking resemblance to an Avro Lancaster.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Rascal-custom-camper-van-rat-rod-ww2-bomber-street-van-hot-rod-/182437965471?hash=item2a7a266e9f:g:iXcAAOSwImRYjgtu

[phil_lihp]

A face only its mother could love...I can only think these must go well because I can't see many other redeeming features.  2.0 auto suggests perhaps not, however.  Still, beige velour means I would.  Not this one though, it's not exactly been loved.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-HYUNDAI-SONATA-CDX-AUTO-BLUE-/222394666648?hash=item33c7c14e98:g:9rcAAOSw241YgM8k

 

[Bianconeri]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-body-kit-alloy-wheels-spoiler-modified-retro-/201800775645?hash=item2efc4377dd:g:NVEAAOSw44BYj30I

Turns heads because no one believes you could do something that stupid to a car.

[phil_lihp]

You'll get a headache trying to read the ad, let the pictures speak for it instead.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1993-ROVER-MONTEGO-ESTATE-TURBO-DIESEL-MOTED-BARN-FIND-99P-NO-RESERVE-/112286871564?hash=item1a24d1b00c:g:TfwAAOSwjDZYj72E

 

[Bianconeri]

You'll get a headache trying to read the ad, let the pictures speak for it instead.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1993-ROVER-MONTEGO-ESTATE-TURBO-DIESEL-MOTED-BARN-FIND-99P-NO-RESERVE-/112286871564?hash=item1a24d1b00c:g:TfwAAOSwjDZYj72E

 

Barn find = I parked it in a barn for a while.

[Bianconeri]

Check out this pile of horse shit.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CLIO-1-4-RT-DIMMA-WIDE-ARCH-BODY-KIT-PROJECT-CAR-MK-1-PERSONALISED-PLATE-/122331792230?hash=item1c7b8b0366:g:em0AAOSw2xRYjmox

Insult to horses.....

 

And shit

[phil_lihp]

It still has MOT til next month, although if the history's anything to go by, it'll need welding on top of the welding that's welded to the welds.

[cort16]

Can these get any cheaper!?

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-MAZDA-RX8-RX-8-COUPE-1-PRE-OWNER-RARE-LIGHTNING-YELLOW-MOT-DEC-DRIVE-AWAY-/232223636583?hash=item36119b7c67:g:GA4AAOSw9GhYkGkV

 

 

Great colour and pre mega rfl age wise. With the hot start issue is it illegal to fuel your car while it's running?

[oman5]

It still has MOT til next month, although if the history's anything to go by, it'll need welding on top of the welding that's welded to the welds.

The value's in the engine really, ideal for transplanting into an LDV

[Matt]

Stick shift 3.0 406.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-406-3-0-V6-GTX-/201779955934?hash=item2efb05c8de:g:0IsAAOSwZQRYdMyf

 

 

Makes me want to watch these again.

 

 

I love that there is absolutely nothing on the outside that differentiates it from a completely normal diesel one. Are they quick or can the be made to be so? It's a borderline sleeper from the factory.