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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Not sure if this should go here or in the bargain bin.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C804493

 

Bertone X1/9

 

Questa X1/9 è una degli ultimi esemplari costruiti da Bertone a maggio del 1988, colore Rosso Karmin, interno in velluto multicolor ed è dotata del motore da 86 cv, il più potente senza catalizzatore. La macchina è stata immatricolata a Rovigo il 22 dicembre 1992 e da allora non è mai stata utilizzata. E’ completa di tutta la dotazione di bordo e dei libretti di uso e manutenzione e tessera di garanzia.

This Bertone X1/9 is one of the very last example produced by Bertone in 1988, with the most powerful engine (86 CV) without catalytic converter. This Bertone was registered on 22nd December 1992 in Rovigo, but never driven. It comes with the original car folder including service book and owner’s manual and tool kit.

 

 

http://www.undicihp.com/portfolio/3990-2/#

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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I think this estimate is rather optimistic too.

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/en/classic-auctions/latest-classic-car-catalogue/saturday-28th-january-2017/1988-citroen-2cv-6-special-490-miles-from-new/

 

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/media/6136119/img_2562.jpg

 

It needs from the pics, five tyres, the bootlid, bonnet hinge and vent flap, bumpers and headlamps, and a roof. Probably all rubber parts and a full service. Probably at least £2000 of work before painting.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Pissing Nora that Escort bloke is a fruitcake. I thought it was one of those best offer takes it listings, with a nominal £20k listing price. But...

 

 

What price do you put on something that nobody else has got that's going up in value and is a safer place to put your money than the bank in an ISA?
To my mind it's got to be worth the same as a entry level version of its more infamous counterpart, namely the ESCORT COSWORTH currently going for anything from £30k to £60k so I've priced this at £20k

 

Mentalist.

 

 

Edit, here's another one for sale. Took 5 minutes the blaggard. Still eye-watering, but not quite as loopy, £7500

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C823720

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'had the butterflies taken out of the manerfold so they wont brake'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mgzt-/272512671991?hash=item3f730560f7:g:EbIAAOSwo4pYb-x-​

 

 

 

All told it's a pretty hopeless advert (no mention of engine size, how much MOT or mileage etc) but there's probably some life in the old dog yet. 

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His dog looks like that mega annoying twat off the Safestyle adverts

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-106-ZEST-3-XL-DIESEL-1-5L-5-DOOR-2-OWNERS-1998-91K-RCL-SROOF-MOT-04-/132056404875?hash=item1ebf2cd38b:g:UdsAAOSw2xRYb8V6

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Lancia Gammy

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-2500-i-e-5-spd-manual-/332083922738?hash=item4d51be8732:g:ptEAAOSwnHZYbBwa

 

 

Almost certain this is in Kingston (London) as I took a photo of it when visiting my parents

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Felly Magic

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Piss taker here, £2500 for a Cav that's had a punt up the arse, and needs tail lights, rear bumper and feck knows what else

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-L-WHITE-ONLY-66-000-miles-very-slight-accident-damage/322378753329?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40760%26meid%3D77fa5091866e407aa637a230f3fb533d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D152384831756

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAMBORGHINI-DIABLO-VT-GT-R-REPLICA-KIT-CAR-PROJECT-F355-F430-COUNTACH-MURCIELAGO-/132047430911

 

It's like one of them fake toy cars where they've not got the rights to make the real thing, so it's a LUMAGONI DOUBLO or something.

Except this is 1:1 scale and £17 bags of very odd looking sand.

 

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(Spoiler: It's the inevitable MR2 underneath, except it's got a few foot of scaffolding to make it longer)

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