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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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that micra looks like a dealer special edition. I.e the base model with the shitest decals and body kit they could find attached.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That 'cheapdealsonwheels' fella doesn't half sell some crap.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, have a Welsh Sudden Accident Seddon Atkinson. Google says it has a Perkins engine and my mate is probably THE guru on them in Britain.

 

 

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 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seddon-Atkinson-211-/201760393041?hash=item2ef9db4751:g:UUsAAOSw44BYXspn 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's given me a headache, though not as bad as the poor cunt who buys it is going to get.

 

Why? According to the seller it merely

 

 

needs handbrake lever sorting as it wont stay up and just a bit of a tidy up

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Plus that roof- it was probably screwed down before he tried to stand up and bent it half open with his wooden skull.

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overrun Rank: Renault 16

overrun

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk2-transit-camper-/152370666282

 

 

do not read the ad you have been warned im not responsible if you decide to read it do so at your own risk and dont blame me afterwards since i warned you beforehand

 

That was nowhere near as painful to read as many eBay adverts, imo.

They included a fair bit of info and even the often hardest item to acquire, a phone number!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Why did you make me have to read this advert? It's given me a headache, though not as bad as the poor cunt who buys it is going to get.

This guy sounds both thick and dishonest, who buys an old camper 'on a wim' then doesn't even bother to fathom out the pop top roof? I would assume every thing he says is a downright lie or a heavily modified version of the truth.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£400 but a half-arsed (at best) advert with some really inspiring* feedback

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-GL-mk2-/172460356186?hash=item282770325a:g:IUAAAOSw6DtYTG7k

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif The seller was totally unreasonable and very rude. Don't touch this seller.
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During past month   vauxhall astra GL mk2 (#172442338357) £455.00 View Item 

 

 

 

Verdict: leave well alone

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That camper advert was bad but Danterzza takes the prize for finding today's shitest ad in my opinion, it was so bad I couldn't read it all the way through.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dirty, grey, missing embellishment, badly stained, adorned with bird shit, completely lacking in any visual appeal and grossly over-priced. Bu that's enough about Rhyl, here's a dirty, grey, missing embellishment, badly stained, adorned with bird shit, completely lacking in any visual appeal and grossly over-priced Fiesta

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-j-reg-ford-fiesta-1100-popular-plus-53873-miles-with-service-history-/112248994427?hash=item1a228fba7b:g:0D4AAOSw-0xYYUVv

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Say Hello to MARC ALMOND CARS LTD...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-FIESTA-SI-ORANGE-Xr2i-RS1800-2-0-Zetec-Mk3-/152369873433?hash=item2379f3c219:g:ppUAAOSwXeJYMKGe

 

 

'Please keep your offers to yourself'

 

 

...wave goodbye

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Cars-Motorcycles-Vehicles/9800/i.html?_sadis=50&_fspt=1&_fpos=ch22lj&_udhi=2000.00&_sop=10&LH_PrefLoc=99&_pgn=5&_skc=200&rt=nc

 

 

Looks fit that, he has it on auction and a different advert for £1,795

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Damp, miserable, nothing at all worth looking out of the window, oddly dressed people in the background and you'd never fancy more than half an hour there. Buts that's enough about Mablethorpes, here's a Volvo coach that's damp, miserable, nothing at all worth looking out of the window, oddly dressed people in the background and you'd never fancy more than half an hour there.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-B10m-Mk3-Coach-Bus-Camper-Race-Transporter-/252691227976?hash=item3ad5922548:g:9VEAAOSwEzxYWoDf

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