Jump to content

eBay tat volume 3.

Ross_K

By Ross_K
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

s-l500.jpg

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

​s-l1600.jpg

​

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

/\

They're not looking at it chief. Must be a different car.

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

/\

There's about 25 people in that picture, NONE OF THEM ARE LOOKING AT IT

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

/\

There's about 30 people in this picture. THEY'RE MORE INTERESTED IN THE FUCKING BURGER VAN

 

 

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

/\

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

NOBODY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN IT

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-ALPINA-STYLED-BMW-630I-COUPE-AUTO-SILVER-/192063449463?hash=item2cb7dfa977:g:mzoAAOSwo4pYVaW4

 

 

'Im sure that I will have missed details'

 

The truth being one of them?

 

 

 

*Edit: Genuinely this car is a joy to drive and willl return up to 36 mph on a longer journey

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

Check out this risible childs toy of a car

 

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182400689422

 

Its got all the favourite wanky mods of fashion-conscious drift cripples:

 

s-l1600.jpg

Multi-coloured fisher price mechancal bits!!!!

 

s-l1600.jpg

Banger racer interior!!!!!

 

s-l1600.jpg

Seat made out of used special brew cans and 'amusing' hello kitty air freshener!!!!!

 

s-l1600.jpg

Oversize egg timer!!!!

 

 

£1,900.00

 

plucked-out-of-thin-air asking price!!!!! Good luck with that chief, my suggestion is take your 3 or 4 fancy bits off it and sell the rest to an oval racer for £100

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192049746099

 

Love how this is strapped to a pallet like he's just picked it up from flippin Costco or whatever.

 

 

BRAND NEW UNUSED LIFEBOAT , IDEAL FOR CONVERSION TO LIVABOARD ANYWHERE.
 
BUILT AND COMPLETED DEC 2012, DRY STORED UNTIL AUGUST THIS YEAR.
 
OIL COMPANY CANCELLED PROJECT, CANCELLED DUE TO OIL RIG BEING SCRAPPED.

 

Looks an interesting project mind you, could be a good way of getting to Tristan da Cunha if nowt else

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

Posted
Posted

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192049746099

 

Love how this is strapped to a pallet like he's just picked it up from flippin Costco or whatever.

 

 

Looks an interesting project mind you, could be a good way of getting to Tristan da Cunha if nowt else

 

Just down the road from me too.

 

No, I'm not going to collect it for the buyer.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

The inside of that lifeboat would make an ace 'school shower room' shot for some 1980's porno film.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

We all love a grim camper on here, and at first glance this looks pretty friggin awful.....

 

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132039612900

 

..... but we haven't even got started. Get a load of this:

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Minor 'train damage' to the rear, yeah yeah you can soon sort that out.

 

s-l1600.jpg

fucking wars!!!!

 

Still, a 'new' interior is provided inside this caravan:

s-l1600.jpg

 

Any other high points? Well its got loads of 'paperwork' (paper)

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Jesus. So I have to transport a smashed camper and a mouldy caravan back to my gaff then. Better start buttering up the neighbours. Where do i send the low-loader?

 

 

BASED JUST OUTSIDE CAMELFORD IN CORNWALL

 

Oh fuck it. AH'M OOT

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

Back to social media and this excellent photographic rendition by the reknowned artist Stephen Evans of Wrexham. Stephen's kindly and carefully gone to great lengths to track down the rare Cave Focus (Cavus Foccii) in it's natural habitat and pictured it.

 

15672769_1409600839107113_38524936864475

 

 

'200

ford focus spares or repairs 2l petrol short mot needs engine mount and exsaust 200 ,ono needs to go'

 

85

 

What's exhaust like
 
 
exhsust snapped just after the cat and no chance at 85 as has tow bar 5 alloys with new tyres all round
 
​Oh those witty BANTZ merchants and their offers. 
 
 
​FACEBOOK MOTORS NORTH WALS & NORTH WEST

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...