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everywhere you go someone offers to buy it

 

 

Why is it listed on eBay then?

 

Excellent point,and one I'd raise via "ask seller a question" if it wasn't for the worry that I'd get told off by someone on here

 

 

The car even has working hazard warning lights, which have never been used!

 

 

This is confusing me a little - it's somewhat akin to the philosophical problem of induction I think - if they have never been used how can anyone tell if they work?

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Fantastic stats, going to google this guy up and lose my entire evening.

 

 

 

If at first you don't succeed, keep fixing it until it's dead.

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Mercedes has abandoned the luxury car field a long time ago.

 

Nonsense.

 

 

 

FRANKIESIM

 

 

 

 

{ring ring}

 

Good morning, Stupid & Co Customs, how may I ....

 

Can you do fantasy work as well as the usual stuff?

 

Yes, sir, what would you like?

 

G-R-8! Well I'd like the bastard love child of a three way between Frankie Howerd, Frankenstein and that 'Simon' kid from Coronation Street

 

​Anything else, sir?

 

Err, yeah, tell you what, have Cliff Richard standing in front of a giant rock bun with a bog brush in one hand as he waves cheerily with the other.

 

No problem, chief, it'll be ready Friday.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kawasaki-gpz600r-/232150868006?hash=item360d452026:g:jncAAOSwcLxYMznW

 

'Will make a great looking bike when finished .

 

 

...off with Nitromors?

 

 

 

In fairness, that's spectacularly awful, defo one of my all time favourite hopeless air brushes ever.

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