eBay tat volume 3.

[Asimo]

Already in Scotland. Now down to £525.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-960-long-mot-rare-car-doctor-owner-px-welcome-%C2%A3525/1198144906

[cort16]

This is nice. A proper mingebag interior too, mb-tex seats, wind up windows.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-and-Rare-Classic-Mercedes-1973-280SE-GOLD-W116-LPG-1-of-a-Kind-/302131313833?hash=item46586dfca9:g:i3UAAOSwXeJYH6uc

[cort16]

 I saw this scene in a nightmare just before Freddy from Nightmare on elm street stuck a finger fork through my eye, which to be fair was a relief.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-Citroen-Xsara-picassos-for-spares-or-repair-with-no-reserve-/262706616750?hash=item3d2a88d9ae:g:5~0AAOSwKOJYHjiw

[Asimo]

Join the club for £400.  

 

 

No MOT, electrics need fixing

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201610309268588

[Ditchfinder General]

I know ORL OPTARES R SHIT, but these have got to be a bargain shirley?

 

 

Worth it just for the seats!

 

 

Ex Trent Barton or possibly Kinch Bus looking at those seats!

 

</busgeek>

[AMC Rebel]

Join the club for £400.  

 

MOT history looks encouraging

[DVee8]

These are getting cheap are they shite?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-c4-vtr-1.6-diesel/1198175024

 

[DVee8]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/1971flat-screen-vw-beetle-/1198152111

 

[DVee8]

Is there ever too much beige?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/2005-05-renault-modus-1.6-initiale-16v-5d-110-bhp/1197183923

 

 

 

 

Looking at the dash thinking were have i seen that design before then it came to me.

 

[Zantimisfit]

Harry Potter Shite

 

https://www.blocket.se/vasterbotten/Ford_Anglia_106E_1960_69804666.htm?ca=23_11&w=3

 

[Zantimisfit]

Can you guess what it is yet?

 

https://www.blocket.se/dalarna/Ford_V8_Vedette_69744564.htm?ca=23_11&w=3

 

 

French Ford Vedette V8

 

Ford France later sold to Simca = Simca Vedette later on

[DVee8]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-400-/1198053290

 

[DVee8]

For you goona lickers

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/56-renault-laguna-initiale-automatic-2.0-full-service-history./1198043451

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-95-vector-estate-tested-feb-17-2.0t-semi-auto/1198028418

 

[Zantimisfit]

Says its a V6 but thats a V4 front (without the pretend grille) isn't it?

 

https://www.blocket.se/ostergotland/Ford_Zephyr_Mark_IV__V6_69059304.htm?ca=23_11&w=3

 

[Zantimisfit]

Be like Phil Silvers in Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World!

 

https://www.blocket.se/ostergotland/Ford_Super_DeLuxe_Cab_100hk_V8_49188718.htm?ca=23_11&w=3

 

[Asimo]

Says its a V6 but thats a V4 front (without the pretend grille) isn't it?

 

https://www.blocket.se/ostergotland/Ford_Zephyr_Mark_IV__V6_69059304.htm?ca=23_11&w=3

 

8562844115.jpg

Engine picture confirms V6 - check the distributor cap. Zephyrs came in 4 and 6 flavour, wasn't the grille a Zodiac thing, with the dual lights? NFW will know.....

 

Anyway, I would like that more if auto or gollum change but anyway, still would.

[Zantimisfit]

Engine picture confirms V6 - check the distributor cap. Zephyrs came in 4 and 6 flavour, wasn't the grille a Zodiac thing, with the dual lights? NFW will know.....

 

Anyway, I would like that more if auto or gollum change but anyway, still would.

 I understood:

 

Zephyr 4 = No grille

Zephyr 6 = Grille with single headlamps

Zodiac = Grille with twin headlamps

[wuvvum]

These are getting cheap are they shite?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-c4-vtr-1.6-diesel/1198175024

 

I expect Dugong will be along shortly to answer that question in typically forthright fashion.

[Cavcraft]

Don't sleep with her mate, she's a Karrier

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-Karrier-1976-78-/222307482220?hash=item33c28efa6c:g:MrMAAOSwx2dYIC5L

[Cavcraft]

If I opened a garage door and this was inside, I'd probably just explode with excitement

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-250-Dropside-Pick-up-Truck-1981-for-restoration-/162271847260?hash=item25c827e35c:g:b~8AAOSwA3dYIEFG

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-master-van-/262706619537?hash=item3d2a88e491:g:dBMAAOSwHMJYHjdO

 

 

 

I like that dashboard, it looks as if the warning lights will just go round-and-around, then stop on something expensive. Like a sort of Renault Wheel Of Mis-fortune.

[richardthestag]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/c1939-ROVER-12-P2-Running-Barn-Find-Vintage-Classic-Car-Restoration-Project-Old-/252623700078

 

 

WHERE DO I SIGN???

 

fair sized horn for this

 

Get it sound and running then wipe an oily rag over the washed paintwork. kin'sorted

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Volvo-960-3-0-24v-/332025285101?hash=item4d4e3fc9ed:g:8fwAAOSwA3dYIIE6

 

Done a few miles/a bit salty, but a nice looking thing.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-Vauxhall-Victor-F-Type-Deluxe-/262709405492?hash=item3d2ab36734:g:QTEAAOSwXeJYIMTP

[Cavcraft]

Self-ratted Derby

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-VOLKSWAGEN-DERBY-LS-SILVER-/262709028993?hash=item3d2aada881:g:9RAAAOSwImRYF3Wb

 

 

Chances of someone buying it and doing it up to standard spec, and thus making an interesting and smart little car: 3%

Chances of some 'knarley dude' type tit buying it and wrecking it with hopeless 'rat look' shit: 97%

[Cavcraft]

You're only going to find these in three places:

 

1) Stoke

2) Scrapyard

3) Shitty arsed seaside resort

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-CHRYSLER-PT-CRUISER-LIMITED-2-0-AUTO-SILVER-55K-/262708967316?hash=item3d2aacb794:g:F2QAAOSwo4pYIHMl

[Junkman]

Would you like no GT6 and no Spitfire?

 

Step right this way, sir:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-gt6-and-spitfire-/332024721013

 

 

my collection of classic cars

 

Jayzuz fucked.

[Cavcraft]

{ring ring}

 

Hello Stup....

 

'Evening, chief, anything I want, whatsoever?'

 

YOU SAY IT, WE SPRAY IT!

 

'OK M8, I'd like a one armed Toothdecayasaurus. Put a hopelessly shit looking 'castle' to it's left that appears to be more like lacquer peel though'

 

Owt else, sir?

 

'Oh aye, remember those toys you got as a kid, the ones where you pressed a button and they sort of fell apart but were held up by string?'

 

Like this, you mean?

 

 

'YH M8, that's the one. Well I want two of them wearing gimp masks and holding cricket bats, protecting the bottom of the stairs leading up to the rubbish dump'

 

No problem, chief, see you Wednesday.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-TOYOTA-CELICA-VVTI-6-SPEED-BLUE-/232136494438?hash=item360c69cd66:g:NRgAAOSwKOJYIFNJ

 

 

'custom airbrushed graphics depicting dragons, castles, knights in armour and gothic lore, very J.R.R.Tolkien'

 

 

It's very J. R..thur Rank.

[barrett]

have we had this yet? It looks really nice, and its local to me. Two prices, though...

 

http://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C77997