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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Does my head in this. Look at the bleeding state of his grass and he's got a massive lawnmower to sort it out, yet clearly cannot be arsed

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-JAGO-samuri-running-project-/322274715467?hash=item4b0911e74b:g:sz4AAOSwCGVX6mEa

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Only for sale as I finally got my dream job Cossack dancing in the midget circus'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Lucida-/291890209289?hash=item43f6032209:g:tZQAAOSw8gVX6ooT

 

 

'Ps sorry about waving my knob at it, I was drunk'

 

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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WTF is THAT?????? That is seriously horrible  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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All bound for EMR Land

All bound for EMR Land
 
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It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land
​(JUST TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE)
 
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It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land
​(TO THE BRIDGE NOW)
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'They called Shakin Like a Shitting Dog photography
They said "Tammy, stand by the HIAB
But if you don't like what they're going to do,
You better not buy it 'cause it's rusting through
(BRING THE CRANE BACK)
 
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The engine left several years ago,
They were singing "it's just a skateboard"
All bound for EMR land,
Then someone starting screaming "Turn off punctuation"
 
 
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mega LOLZ at the first picture in the listing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CAR-ESPACE-non-runner-/191981413556?hash=item2cb2fbe4b4:g:SmkAAOSwLF1X6rWi

 

 

'OR IF YOU WANT TO SPEND 2000 POUND FIXING IT IT WILL BE GOOD. ...AS THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR ARE WORTH THE TROUBLE ....'

 

​Hang on, just going to fire up the man maths calculator to see what it says about spending £200 on a car that needs £2,000 worth of work and would then be worth £399....

 

 

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Mega LOLZ at the first picture in the listing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CAR-ESPACE-non-runner-/191981413556?hash=item2cb2fbe4b4:g:SmkAAOSwLF1X6rWi

 

 

'OR IF YOU WANT TO SPEND 2000 POUND FIXING IT IT WILL BE GOOD. ...AS THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR ARE WORTH THE TROUBLE ....'

 

​Hang on, just going to fire up the man maths calculator to see what it says about spending £200 on a car that needs £2,000 worth of work and would then be worth £399....

 

 

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Brilliant :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Ok love, you just stand then filing your nails with a wood saw and I'll take pictures of the bike'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-FERRARI-CHALLENGE-STRADALE-PIAGGIO-VESPA-LX-125-ONE-OFF-/282195896354?hash=item41b42fa822:g:w4EAAOSwImpXpZco

 

 

'This scooter would look awesome parked up next to a Ferrari'

 

​You've spelt 'fucking ridiculous' wrong there, chief

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