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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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^^^Astounding!

The vehicle details for PDE 311M are:

Date of Liability 01 02 1987

Date of First Registration 01 02 1974

Year of Manufacture Not Available

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2997cc

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour WHITE

Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

 

So no export marker, and no tax on it for 25 years.

I bunged the advert url through Babelfish, even allowing for some translatory inaccuracies it's still mind-boggling:

Small round MINIMUM PRICE!!!

 

Credit this steam turbine and gas turbine system one week ago in the England vacation from the Themse fished!

 

It drips still: -)

 

is naturally lied!!

 

Property it also yet clean-made. .aus fear it does not fall apart when deseaming!!

 

is naturally exaggerated!!

 

Our acquaintance such as James Bond in diamond fever or Dustin Hoffmann in who force sows are the steam turbine and gas turbine system driven at least in the film!

 

Now times in Ernst:

 

The triumph steam turbine and gas turbine system 3Liter V8 was only 25877 times built of 1970-1977 25877!

 

It is feasiblly however ne larger building site!

 

Rust gives ' s mainly with the hood and the trunk lid!

 

Otherwise it is quite healthy!

 

The windshield tore!

 

Gap dimensions are ok!

 

It is complete up to the lower part of the back bank inclusive. Cover and Hardtop!

 

The V8 engine is part-divided however apparently complete!

 

All parts are in the trunk!

 

It has its 5 Originalalus!!

 

Easily roll-und guidably!

 

To remainder see photos!

 

It has keys and no papers (the year of construction 1973 also at the beginning of of 1974 could be)!

 

But with the serial number: T30617LD and a property after white (sales contract) do not give to ' problems s in Germany!

 

It must be fetched with us in France (proximity of Vichy) with the supporter!

 

Importantly: The vehicle should be fetched within 5Tagen with us,

 

cash payment is locally no problem!!

 

Overnight accomodation with us possible!

 

Otherwise ask sof. Transfer of the purchase sum!

 

_ consider please, which it with profit a sales contract lock have

 

 

 

With questions ask the 0033470552516

 

 

 

France is not an European Union country, it gives export formalities and no tariff!!!

 

Looks also under other articles of the salesman!

 

Love greeting Marina

 

Once again without Babblefish... :lol:

 

Small, round MINIMUM PRICE!!!

 

We fished this Stag out of the Thames a week ago whilst on holiday in England!

 

It's still dripping :-)

 

...a joke, of course !!

 

We haven't even cleaned it up - in fear that it would fall apart!!

 

...an exaggeration, naturally!!

 

Peope such as James Bond in "Diamonds Are Forever" or Dustin Hoffmann in "Straw Dogs" drove a Stag... at least in the film!

 

OK, joking aside:

 

25,877 Triumph Stag 3-litre V8s were built from 1970-1977!

 

It can be rebuilt... but it's a bit of a mission!

 

Rust is mainly on the bonnet and boot lid!

 

Otherwise it's pretty solid!

 

The windscreen is cracked!

 

Shut lines are OK!

 

It's complete apart from the rear seat base... including folding roof and hardtop!

 

The V8 engine is partly dismantled but seems to be complete!

 

All parts are in the boot!

 

I thas its 5 original alloy wheels!!

 

It's movable and steerable!

 

See pics for the rest!

 

It has keys but no papers (year of manufacture 1973, could be early 1974)!

 

But with the chassis number T30617LD and proof of ownership (sales receipt) there'll be no problems in Germany!

 

It will have to be picked up from us in France (near Vichy) by trailer!

 

Important: cash payment on collection is no problem if the vehicle is picked up from us within 5 days!!

 

We can put you up for the night!

 

Otherwise, please transfer the purchase price immediately!

 

"Please note that you have concluded a purchase contract upon winning the auction"

 

 

 

Any questions, call 0033470552516

 

 

 

France is an EU country, there are no export formalities and no customs duty!!!

 

See also "other items for sale from this seller"!

 

Kind regards, Marina

lyingscotsman Rank Morris Ital

lyingscotsman

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the postal jeep info includes...the 5-slot grille without turn signals was used only on postal Jeeps. The 1971 model actually has the grille extend past the front of the hood edge. This allowed more room for the AMC Straight-6 engine and radiator. While resembling the CJ series, these were built as a completely enclosed, rear-wheel drive vehicle....

 

so whos for an ugly underpowered non all terrain vehicle... :D

 

big al

Ian Nexus Rank: Austin Maxi

Ian Nexus

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the postal jeep info includes...the 5-slot grille without turn signals was used only on postal Jeeps. The 1971 model actually has the grille extend past the front of the hood edge. This allowed more room for the AMC Straight-6 engine and radiator. While resembling the CJ series, these were built as a completely enclosed, rear-wheel drive vehicle....

 

so whos for an ugly underpowered non all terrain vehicle... :D

 

big al

 

So now identified as a Jeep DJ-5C 3.8L RWD with bodywork by sawzall :lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Vauxhall ... 1024850788

 

Look at this HOTTIE, if I wasnt up to my nuts in welding already i'd be all over this! ONly in Chester as well.

 

Fark a duck, that's about a mile from me tops. Lack of money and skills rules me right out though.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolom ... 2a1d79fb98

 

'my Dad drove into the back of a TR4 on a classic run'

 

Where do we send the medal to please?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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From the look of the rust the accident was about 3 years ago.

I am grinning at the thought of an irate beardy man with a pranged TR4 though. I am bad like that.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Ah! Unbraked as well i see. :lol:

 

What a POS.

 

GR8 4 Polis ANPR KA0S :lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Woss this, Buts?

Ooh, I know, Bobs, it's a vaccuum cleaner!

Dinnae be sully wee lad, it's not a vaccuum cleaner, it's a frigging roller skate you daft sassenach bastard. Away and take yer gob for a shut, yez wee English ninny.

Actually I don't think it is a roller skate all, you Scotch twat.

 

Well if I don't know, and you don't know.

And yous dinnae ken, and I dinnae ken...

 

DO YOU KNOW?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-VW-Beetl ... 27c7121728

 

'Known for our love of the wacky'

 

Indeed. How much is a 16th these days?

gallondrunk Rank: Austin Maxi

gallondrunk

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'Known for our love of the wacky'

 

Indeed. How much is a 16th these days?

 

It's still a tenner :wink:

jonathan_dyane Rank: Renault 16

jonathan_dyane

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How the fuck do you pass an MOT with no wings/mudguards?

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Be the next Hynacith and Richard from Keeping Up Appearances.
KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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There's a beetle like that trundling around Chiang Mai.

From my spottings:

 

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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I am in love with the arches on that BX Sport, what a thing!

SambaS Rank: Renault 16

SambaS

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My second thought after oggling it was 'fuck me how much' and my third was '...for an import'.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That BX is farking MEGA.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Gorgeous BX, but the seller wants HOW MUCH????????? :roll:

 

Get on leboncoin and book a cheap ferry ticket. God, you could hire a translator for a week, fill the car with wine on the return journey and still come in under five grand.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/312151445.htm?ca=7_s

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/318501860.htm?ca=7_s

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/318318137.htm?ca=7_s

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/272150259.htm?ca=7_s

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How the fuck do you pass an MOT with no wings/mudguards?

 

I think it's not MOT failurage but a Construction and Use lose. I may well stand erected.

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