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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Anyone want to play Ebay roulette?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141922979873

You know what, if this doesn't pull any bids I might have a cheeky one just to see if I can actually buy a car for 99p!  Remind me in a few days... ;)

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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He' hasn't used' anywhere' near' enough' apostrophe's in' that' Transit' listing'!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This ole bus once knew my children.
This ole bus once knew my wife.
This ole house was home and comfort
as we lived through storm and strife.
This ole bus once rang with laughter.
This ole house heard many shots.
Now she trembles in the darkness
when the bullets are in flight

 

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Ain't a-gonna need this bus no longer.
Ain't a-gonna need this bus no more.
Ain't got time to fix the shithouse window.
Ain't got time to fill the doors.

 

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Ain't got time to oil the hinges,
nor to mend the window panes.
Ain't a-gonna need this bus no longer.
I'm a-gettin' ready to meet the weighbridge.

 

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This ole bus is gettin' flaky.
This ole bus is gettin' old.
This ole bus lets in the rain.
This ole bus lets in the cold.

 

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On my knees I'm gettin' shaky,
but I feel no fear or pain,
'cause I see a tramp's been pissin'
on my old mattress again.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MERCEDES-409-CAMPERVAN-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/322031563657?hash=item4afa93b389:g:~8oAAOSwyjBW3WxT

 

 

 

' HAVE SPENT A GREAT DEAL ON REPAIRING HER...AROUND £2500'
 

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

greengartside

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Anybody want a barried Astra?

 

38B930F5-DBEB-40D9-8F87-D72031204200_zps

 

Only 'ned's wheel bearing sorted' apparently ...

 

I'd say that was 'fuck-diddly-ucked neighbourino'...

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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You know what, if this doesn't pull any bids I might have a cheeky one just to see if I can actually buy a car for 99p!  Remind me in a few days... ;)

 

 

I assume that with a 99p start price, the rules of this game involve bidding 99p

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Russian roulette. Dare you make another bid? Will you be outbid at the last moment? How far dare you push it?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I was thinking more along the lines of Russian roulette. Dare you make another bid? Will you be outbid at the last moment? How far dare you push it?

If anyone else wants a crack at it, just shout.  I'll stand back (and point and giggle).  Otherwise, I'm serious, I'd be up for it at bare-minimum price.  And probably then Roffle it.

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Collecting that tomorrow!  Luckily it's nowhere near the south coast.

No, but its near Heysham so expect it to glow in the dark.....

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