eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Is there any better proof for shiteness, than something in a white room being priced at £595 BIN?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-ax-/121918764560

[spartacus]

Alan_Green, what exactly were you googling for when you found that van?

[Junkman]

Someone get this bought, FFS!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-1000MB-/401085443491

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESCORT-1400-LX-BLACK-NO-RESERVE-/291703866578

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-JAGUAR-SOVEREIGN-AUTO-NICE-FUTURE-CLASSIC-MAGNOLIA-LEATHER-A-C-ALLOYS-L-K-/222046809389

 

 

NICE FUTURE CLASSIC

 

 

'L@@K

 

Could some shiter in Wiltshire please piss through his letter flap?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Ford-Ranchero-5-0l-v8-auto-/331797925939

 

Not unreasonable.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2-88-SWB-1961-Tax-Exempt-2-25L-Diesel-NATO-Green-/152008345671

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-SIERRA-XR4i-2-8-V6-no-swap-for-classic-/301892395609

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

Dirty, dented, rusty, no MOT

 

the car should go through mot with minimal work 

may need passenger door 
Wing will need paint aswell 
starts and runs very good

 

£995.00

 

USED AS A PROP FOR A TV PROGRAM

 

 

?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-1-1-Popular-Plus-barn-find-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-ONLY-44-805-MILES-/272162228759?hash=item3f5e220a17:g:vt4AAOSwB4NWxF9J

[brickwall]

Top form today JM

[Alan_Green]

Alan_Green, what exactly were you googling for when you found that van?

"Petrol" in vans/pickups. (Petrol van with 135cm min load height and air con in white wanted. Cash waiting). Don't bother looking. There's only one and I don't really fancy it:  http://www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201603081769681?make=citroen&model=dispatch&fuel-type=petrol&search-target=usedvans&sort=suppliedpriceasc&radius=1500&page=1&searchcontext=default&postcode=SW1A%202AH&logcode=p

[brickwall]

Audi 80 cabriolet rally car not limo hearse fun weird hawaiian limousine

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-cabriolet-rally-car-not-limo-hearse-fun-weird-hawaiian-limousine-/262320535159?hash=item3d1385b677:g:2MwAAOSwxp9W2pBc

 

 

She has the loudest mega phone you can buy under the bonnet, linked to stereo so you can play music or use sound apps on your phone

 

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/classic-renault-5-for-sale./1158881241

 

£100 R5

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-panda-1987-mk1-classic/1158872503

 

Grim colour. £350

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/1994-vauxhall-corsa-1.4-sri-low-mileage-1-owner-from-new-fsh-futre-classic-/1158800807

 

I'm sure they could have stood further away to take the photo but this 1 owner SRi looks quite good value at £995.

 

Mind you looking at the mot history it seems to be a bit tender underneath.

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-240-classic-1983-silver-w123-series-classic-insurance-%C2%A3167-a-year-7-months-mot-tax/1158805730

 

Not in a rush to get anywhere? Then this 240D is just what you need.

[brickwall]

Manhattan Metro. I think we had this already, but now has no reserve.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Rover-Metro-Manhattan-1-4-Automatic-5-Door-MOT-July-34245-Miles-No-Res-/131741170796?hash=item1eac62bc6c:g:6vwAAOSw--1Wsjvw

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-p6-1977-14000-2200cc/1158645304

 

 

 

Honda bodywork is good

 

That said a 1977 R plate is quite late for one of these.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-CAPRI-LASER-RED-NO-RESERVE-/222047469970

[egg]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/classic-renault-5-for-sale./1158881241

 

£100 R5

 

Why would you obfuscate the no. plate on a £100 car that has just failed an MOT? Would be good to see the fail sheet...

[egg]

If you can haggle it down by 250 odd, I think it's a very fair offer.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-ROVER-P6-SERIES-1-2000-LONG-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT/231871144383

 

That is lovely. Series 1's P6's look fantastic to me. MOT history is clean. Massive want! When you compare to the prices of 60's-70's Ford's this is such a bargain.

[Junkman]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-p6-1977-14000-2200cc/1158645304

 

 

That said a 1977 R plate is quite late for one of these.

 

 

 

brakes are sticking

 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Porsche-911-3-3-turbo-/291703772153

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-granarda-/331797934106

 

 

granarda

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Fiat-1100-R-Familiare-ITALIAN-IMPORT-Complete-Restoration-Project-/172127243332

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Imp-/281958997723

[Junkman]

That was quick...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-OLDSMOBILE-BLUE-spare-or-repair-/222047879286

 

Who of you miserable lot chickened out?

[spartacus]

That Porsche, you've got to REALLY want an 80's nostalgia trip to drive that, it's got a body kit only its creator could love.

The seller has it on for £42,500, it's his first transaction on e-bay, good luck with that.

[mouseflakes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6/121915959617

 

Does ebay Tolstoy 'The Doctor' have a few spaces reserved at his local multi storey? Just right for those occasions when his lovely gravelled drive is full, or the sun's just not shining on it.

[rml2345]

Is there any better proof for shiteness, than something in a white room being priced at £595 BIN?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-ax-/121918764560

Looks grand but are these really worth £595? Despite being listed as an auto it looks like a manual which is good news as it only has 954ccs of rampant kittenpower.

If any of you do fall in love with it I'd happily send you the missing wheeltrim.