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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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^Is that lavatory flush the handbrake?

 

I don't even because french.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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and will that stupid chin spoiler thing come off?

 

It's a full factory fit body kit fitted to loads of 2.2 SRIs. If you pop the front spoiler it may look a bit daft with just the side and rear skirts, like it's been in a prang or something. For what it's worth I think they're great, well built and good to chuck about like you said. The 2.2 makes a nice pleasing sound too but never felt quite as quick as you'd imagine it should (IMO). Still a top under the radar hot hatch though.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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OK, not shite, but a superb example of progressing tardness.

 

As a professional used car dealer, how would you go about shifting an XF for 14k?

Well, by posting it with a pic like this would be a good* idea:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Jaguar-XF-2-2-TD-SE-4dr-/121857411771

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This can happen by mistake, you say?

 

Well, how about twice?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-BMW-3-Series-2-0-320d-Sport-4dr-stop-start-/121857411772

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Or trice?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Nissan-Qashqai-1-6-Visia-5dr-/121857411778

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Wouldn't buy as much as a mobility scooter there.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This must be the cheapest MPW I've ever seen.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-ROLLS-ROYCE-CORNICHE-6-7-auto-/391354713362

$_57.JPG

 

Want level critical.

 

 

No silly offers please  - I want to sell the car - I don't need to sell.

 

That's exactly what I'd expect a Rolls-Royce owner to say.

Thank you so much for reinforcing my prejudices.

 

I'd be such an arrogant arsehole if I owned this car.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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60,000 Volvo 340 with no pics £250.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201601069863012

 

 

A solid, fully serviced classic. Three careful owners (full history available). , , Reluctant sale (moving abroad)., , Currently SOR, garaged in London. A full service, MOT and registration is due, hence the low pri ce. , , Photographs indicative only. Minor dents - no rust., 3 owners, Next MOT due 28/01/2016, Full service history, CD player. BLUE, £250

 

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Another escort butchered. Just upgrade the 1300 to sport spec....

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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At least they didn't weld the back doors up. I don't have a major problem with the engine being swapped out unless the car was mint (which this isn't). I drove a 1.3 mk2 Escort once and it was pretty miserable.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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This Toyota bB 'Open Deck'...

 

 

It's an odd car made even odder/funkier thanks to loping the rear off it to become a pick-up. This one with a few mod's which im guessing were done by the last owner in Japan. Just screaming for someone in the 'scene' to buy because it's different. 

 

Yours for 5 quid shy of £5,500...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-BB-OPEN-DECK-AERO-1-5-AUTOMATIC-FULL-OPENING-REAR-SURF-PICK-UP-/351620312602?hash=item51de342e1a:g:G64AAOSweW5U-DpM 

 

 

Rear seat looks comfy*.....

 

$_12.JPG

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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On our incoming Daihatsu Materia, which looks a bit like one of these you can do a maxi.

 

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or 

 

daihatsu-materia-1.3-04.jpg

 

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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On our incoming Daihatsu Materia, which looks a bit like one of these you can do a maxi.

 

Is the A2 a letdown? I like those Materias, I've only seen one on the road, they must have been launched not long before Daihatsu pulled out of the UK. OBSCURE.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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OK, not shite, but a superb example of progressing tardness.

 

As a professional used car dealer, how would you go about shifting an XF for 14k?

Well, by posting it with a pic like this would be a good* idea:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Jaguar-XF-2-2-TD-SE-4dr-/121857411771

$_12.JPG

 

 

This can happen by mistake, you say?

 

Well, how about twice?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-BMW-3-Series-2-0-320d-Sport-4dr-stop-start-/121857411772

$_12.JPG

 

Or trice?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Nissan-Qashqai-1-6-Visia-5dr-/121857411778

$_12.JPG

 

 

Wouldn't buy as much as a mobility scooter there.

 

 

All got proper pictures now

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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This must be the cheapest MPW I've ever seen.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-ROLLS-ROYCE-CORNICHE-6-7-auto-/391354713362

$_57.JPG

 

Want level critical.

 

 

That's exactly what I'd expect a Rolls-Royce owner to say.

Thank you so much for reinforcing my prejudices.

 

I'd be such an arrogant arsehole if I owned this car.

nice car, know exactly where it lives too!

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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She's touring the facilities, and picking up the slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looong (2 3 4 1 1 2 3 4)

...jacket.

 

I think hers was white though

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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Rear seat looks comfy*.....

 

$_12.JPG

 

if I was ever to consider dropping £5,500 on a car this is what I would buy. so much want...

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