eBay tat volume 3.

6,824 · December 7, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RELIANT-RIALTO-SALOON-SE-BEIGE-FOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/131668922487?hash=item1ea8145077:g:8CsAAOSwv-NWYzO8

Rialto, sounds like possible omghgf.

3,895 · December 7, 2015

http://www.blocket.se/malmo/Leyland_Titan_Londonbuss_63953693.htm?ca=1_8&w=3

No, I will not go down in price or replace with something crap you are tired except Bowtie Party or the English Hoy.

9,452 · December 7, 2015

Sensibly built with the 'Mono-cock' fibreglass construction, I guess you would need the 'two cocks chassis' if fitted with the mighty 1600 cvh....

I would steer well clear of that if those are the V5 details. Wrong colour and listed as a Ford. Sounds like a ringer to me.

8,916 · December 7, 2015

Rialto, sounds like possible omghgf.

Beige-tastic and a rather early hatchback one. But as it's not working, I'm OOT

12,821 · December 7, 2015

I like the way this is casually lobbed in near the end of the description:

the only reason it is cheap is there are couple of bent valves on the engine,

Ã‚Â£1200... riiiiiiiiiiiight.

87,936 · December 7, 2015

Yes you read it right.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ESCORT-L-BLUE-The-Rusty-Sheriff-Not-RS-Turbo-XR3i-/262178596793?hash=item3d0b0fe7b9:g:b0UAAOSwnipWZGnL

87,936 · December 7, 2015

America

Fuck Ye'

To be fair it's not too expensive and I'd rather have a slightly shabby one like this than one covered in an airbrushed naked robot space whore/machine gunning toting wolf .

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Econoline-5-8cc-Campervan-Surf-Bus-/291633063837?hash=item43e6af679d:g:KH4AAOSw8-tWZLCo

27,254 · December 7, 2015

Barnes Park , The Barnes ? Howay, man !!

I

Doooooooh and i'm from high Barnes.

108,850 · December 7, 2015

What a sensible thing to blow a severance package on!

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/detail/motors/classic-cars/lamborghini/espada/164560

Due lack of space we offer our trade-in cars at interesting prices! Trade in car. Lamborghini Espada Series II.

I don't even want to know what this was traded in for. Probably a Kia Cee'd or some fucking thing.

December 7, 2015

Yes you read it right.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ESCORT-L-BLUE-The-Rusty-Sheriff-Not-RS-Turbo-XR3i-/262178596793?hash=item3d0b0fe7b9:g:b0UAAOSwnipWZGnL

Shite Escort still living in Essex shocker. Do Essex women still drive Escort Cabriolet "Tennis Editions" and wear white stilettos?

131,316 · December 7, 2015

I love this, it looks like the sort of thing that has to run on 92% 7* leaded petrol, 3.5% 2T oil, 3.5% recycled mermaids fanny batter and 1% percocyclohydrated tricowindowlene, or it'll blow up.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simson-schwalbe-not-mz-/281878299983?hash=item41a141854f:g:uEAAAOSw8-tWXxAx

6,824 · December 7, 2015

I love this, it looks like the sort of thing that has to run on 92% 7* leaded petrol, 3.5% 2T oil, 3.5% recycled mermaids fanny batter and 1% percocyclohydrated tricowindowlene, or it'll blow up.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simson-schwalbe-not-mz-/281878299983?hash=item41a141854f:g:uEAAAOSw8-tWXxAx

When you run percocyclohydrated tricowindowlene into google translate apparently its Stella Artois in Romanian.

131,316 · December 7, 2015

Carefully and usefully worded BMW advert

'bmw c'

'Seller information

taxdischead (42 )

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2,900 · December 7, 2015

Yes you read it right.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-ESCORT-L-BLUE-The-Rusty-Sheriff-Not-RS-Turbo-XR3i-/262178596793?hash=item3d0b0fe7b9:g:b0UAAOSwnipWZGnL

Why would you put a picture of a bloke having a piss next to a car..... ah I see its called the rusty Sherriff and it even has a badge on the side....

Is he selling it to buy a PT Cruiser?? thought I would get that in before someone else does

108,850 · December 7, 2015

I love this, it looks like the sort of thing that has to run on 92% 7* leaded petrol, 3.5% 2T oil, 3.5% recycled mermaids fanny batter and 1% percocyclohydrated tricowindowlene, or it'll blow up.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simson-schwalbe-not-mz-/281878299983?hash=item41a141854f:g:uEAAAOSw8-tWXxAx