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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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The car-want Demon keeps whispering "Cadillac, 'cause you're old and fat"

 

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This is certainly daft enough and shite enough but crazy expensive.

 

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No trees were harmed to make this car.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-seville-elegante-limited-edition-1984.-low-miles.-now-uk-registered/1141930660

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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And a 

 

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For this ingenious seller

 

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And...

 

 

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He does not want you to see that numberplate - but cannot be arsed putting any effort into it!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-1-6-16v-/262134061181?hash=item3d0868587d:g:SJoAAOSw5VFWP5pn

Shame he first pressed his thumb to far to the left, he has creased the boot lid and damaged the rear light.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dear God, check this shit heap out...

 

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And look at the 2 and 8 of the interior, it's like a hazard perception test for budding engineers or something

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Citroen-2cv-SUPER-BARGAIN-/281858571146?hash=item41a0147b8a:g:BU0AAOSwsFpWSeSL

 

 

'Pwhoarr, look at the knockers on my neighbour'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Not entirely sure what's happened here but it looks pretty bleeding hopeless

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Excel-V8-completely-rebuilt-extensively-modified-/131653887400?hash=item1ea72ee5a8:g:omAAAOSwo0JWLU3J

 

 

'This is the 2nd ~Excel that I've modified ( the first one was written off by a drunk in a Volvo)'

 

Remind me next time I see CMS, I'll get him a few pints for that.

 

'The only problem with the car is that someone decided to 'key' it and the back panel and nose had to be re-painted. Unfortunately the paint on the rear below the boot lid did not take properly and has blistered and the nose needs more cutting in'

 

Yeah, because the rest of it doesn't look like it was painted by someone completely pissed in a force 10 gale as someone set fire to his bollocks and flicked petrol in his eyes.

 

'However I'd rather it were used by someone who appreciates it'

 

The chances of finding someone who appreciates that are about on par with the chances of that Jorgie Porter bint inviting me to the filming of Hollyoakes, then begging me to take her up the river Dee in a hire boat and giving her a severe rodding on the back of the Duke of Westminster's estate.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Social housing complex number plate aside, this is one fit looking car. I reckon the kit and the wheels really suit this... 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MERCEDES-190E-AUTO-BLACK-/111825492202?hash=item1a095198ea:g:xA4AAOSwiwVWSfmP

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Not entirely sure what's happened here but it looks pretty bleeding hopeless

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Excel-V8-completely-rebuilt-extensively-modified-/131653887400?hash=item1ea72ee5a8:g:omAAAOSwo0JWLU3J

 

 

'This is the 2nd ~Excel that I've modified ( the first one was written off by a drunk in a Volvo)'

 

Remind me next time I see CMS, I'll get him a few pints for that.

 

'The only problem with the car is that someone decided to 'key' it and the back panel and nose had to be re-painted. Unfortunately the paint on the rear below the boot lid did not take properly and has blistered and the nose needs more cutting in'

 

Yeah, because the rest of it doesn't look like it was painted by someone completely pissed in a force 10 gale as someone set fire to his bollocks and flicked petrol in his eyes.

 

'However I'd rather it were used by someone who appreciates it'

 

The chances of finding someone who appreciates that are about on par with the chances of that Jorgie Porter bint inviting me to the filming of Hollyoakes, then begging me to take her up the river Dee in a hire boat and giving her a severe rodding on the back of the Duke of Westminster's estate.

I want to get this, and one of the £30 smartwatches from Aldi, just so i can run along the street and say "lets go shit" and this think turns up.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Attention the jellied eel munching, sequin clothed wearing shandy drinkers... 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Lanos-1600-SX-5-Door-Long-MOT-/201468159500?hash=item2ee870260c:g:TBsAAOSwFGNWSf5p

 

'It is FUN to drive'

 

Yes, about as fun as spending a week locked in a cold store talking to a packet of fucking fish fingers, I'd imagine.

 

'Note not really suitable young drivers as it is a hot hatch'

 

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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then begging me to take her up the river Dee

 

I thought that this was some kind of sexual euphemism. 

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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It's only a hot hatch when I set fire to the fucker.

 

Note to self: another reason to nuke London.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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There's something wrong in my head, the first thing I thought when I saw this interior picture , was:That's a helluva sat av screen

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The Nimrod selling it thinks it should be burger van l' like a Citroen H'

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Doesn't he know it's for lovin livin ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Bedford-CA-Dormobile-Debonair-Classic-Camper-Van-1968-Moted-Tax-exempt/301799450682?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D3411357859664f79b457cb76cf23631f%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D272047503464

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Those banger rally lot are missing a trick I reckon, it'd be much more fun to do it in this. They could call it Compost to Campos or something, stopping en-route to occasionally bollock someone for putting their blue bins out on a Wednesday, or having a Curly Wurly wrapper in the plastics bin.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Dennis-Elite-Refuse-Truck-Dust-Cart-Bin-Truck-/121816504978?hash=item1c5cd45a92:g:1msAAOSwhcJWH7aA

 

 

Having thought about it a bit more, it could be called for PETA for ETA and you could vaguely claim that you're collecting used womens underwear for a paramilitary animal charity and THAT'S why you were separating basques when the coppers pulled you over.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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the bedford deserves so much more than to just be some crappy burger van.

 

it want the camping gear putting back in or updating and then using as a camper.

 

i would be more than happy to do that, and i hate camping!

LessThanEqual Rank: BL Wedge

LessThanEqual

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'Note not really suitable young drivers as it is a hot hatch'

In his defence, the car is fitted with the well-known E-TEC system, which helps the engine produce a massive 104 bhp and 107 ft lb of torque.

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