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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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3 door range rover for a 2 and half bags with a years MOT with a coupe of hours to go.

 

Most importantly

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-RED-/221920729557?hash=item33ab8199d5:g:pAUAAOSw5VFWKWQ6

Did they lift it then move the rear axle a foot towards the front of the car?

 

Bastardised interior, these should only have rubber floors and vinyl seats.

 

If I won the lottery...blah blah blah....

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I like this because black Alfa saloons always look classy and sophisticated, plus it's an unusual poverty model 1.6 with wheel trims.

 

However, I double-like it because the owner's a giant fibber and the new MOT site has caught him out.

 

Owner says...

 

No MOT - Nothing major wrong with the car just need it sold

 

https://mot-history.net/says...

 

  • 20 October 2015
  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 128,348 miles
  • MOT test number 4071 3503 6306
  • Reason(s) for failure
    nearside Front position lamp(s) excessively deteriorated so that it is not visible from a reasonable distance (1.1.A.3d)
    offside Front position lamp(s) excessively deteriorated so that it is not visible from a reasonable distance (1.1.A.3d)
    offside Rear position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    nearside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
    Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
    nearside front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    nearside rear Trailing arm has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    offside rear Trailing arm has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    nearside rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    offside rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    offside rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded floor pan (5.2.6)
    offside front Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)

 

That's quite a list.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ALFA-ROMEO-156-T-SPARK-BLACK-128k-NO-MOT-Drives-Lovely-/221923083912?hash=item33aba58688:g:zrMAAOSwI-BWLTmN

 

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I would love one of those.  If I had the time to look after one, I'd be all over that but it probably won't be cheap.  I'm sure it's been on before, the rally heritage sounds familiar.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Hey, the Max Power era called, it said "I'M ON THE INTERNET, DON'T PICK UP THE PHO

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Plate covered in every photo.
 
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... but of course.
 
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Anyway, despite their enduring popularity*, this might be the last Numberplate Obfuscation Award from me. Calamity James on Pistonheads spoiled it forever by demonstrating how you can extract the numberplate for any car, hidden or not. 
 
In case you're interested:
  • In the Item Specifics box, click the "Get the Vehicle Status Report" link.
  • Copy this bit of the URL: 
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  • Paste it into the a Base64 decoder, like this one: base64decode.org
  • Voila: 
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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Please dont stop, that is literally* the only thing keeping me going these days

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I probably won't stop, such is my dedication to running ideas/jokes/cars into the ground.

cyruspower Rank: Austin Maxi

cyruspower

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C591204?dt=1

 

FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDERED OF YOUR EARTH POUNDS!!!!!

 

With more waffle than a Bird's Eye potato factory....

 

"I have a collection of cars, some of them considered a little bit more glamorous than the Volvo, but whether an Aston DB9 or DB7, my Bentley Continental GT or my Chevy Silverado (also for sale on this site), nothing, genuinely, brings as many kind words and friendly conversations as the Volvo 740."

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J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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Crikey I had forgotten all about these things.       A distant Uncle of mine bought one to replace an SD1 but I never knew how he got one with it.   Any one here got one?

One of the reasons I posted it - there used to be loads about and now you hardly see one. Supposedly they were a bit of an underrated car... but I wonder if the usual Mazda rust killed them? 

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C591204?dt=1

 

FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDERED OF YOUR EARTH POUNDS!!!!!

 

With more waffle than a Bird's Eye potato factory....

 

"I have a collection of cars, some of them considered a little bit more glamorous than the Volvo, but whether an Aston DB9 or DB7, my Bentley Continental GT or my Chevy Silverado (also for sale on this site), nothing, genuinely, brings as many kind words and friendly conversations as the Volvo 740."

 

That purple gravel doesn't come cheap

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Are you a celebrity stalker? Then heck this shizz out!!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-08-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-SPORT-3-6-TDV8-HSE-AUTO-CELEBRITY-OWNED-FLSH-/161860180060?hash=item25af9e585c:g:r68AAOSwT5tWIRyO

 

 

*CELEBRITY OWNED*

[ Avid Merrion voice] Is nice.... who is da calabritee?

 

 

SID OWEN 'RICKY' FROM EASTENDERS OWNED THE VEHICLE FOR 6 YEARS

 

COCK

 

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Brucie Bonus!!

 

 

It was originally supplied in 1994 by Normand (Mayfair) Limited to Bruce Forsyth Enterprises

 

So it smells of piss and Werthers?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-MERCEDES-E320-CABRIOLET-SPORTLINE-original-celebrity-owner-Lower-Price-/262108844615?hash=item3d06e79247:g:jwgAAOSwsB9WBRah

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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1991 LR Defender 90. What are these worth, if they've been owned by "normal" people. This one is £4790 and 

 

owned by fat tongued Mockney Wankspaniel Jamie Oliver

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Defender-90-2-5-TDi-Hardtop-1991-PREVIOUSLY-OWNED-BY-A-CELEBRITY-/141768081095?hash=item2102093ec7:g:xOoAAOSw4SlV8anD

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