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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Winner of 'most inappropriate name given to a vehicle' award tonight goes to...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-LDV-400-2-5TD-not-convoy-EX-SCHOOL-BUS-MINIBUS-LWB-HI-TOP-PANEL-VAN-/121748944960?hash=item1c58cd7840

 

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Regardless of the colour, if you presented me with a battered 2.5 diesel LDV minibus with structural gaffer tape and a dead animal hanging from the (apparently wooden) aerial and asked me to give it a name, I would not suggest 'Daffodil'.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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^  Nah, it's a nice long drive to get acquainted with your new car.

 

I consider myself generally quite optimistic.  This, however, is going one step further.  Any Sierra that's been parked in someone's garden for 12 years and is still 'solid as a rock underneath' is defying physics, biology and chemistry.  No sign that it's actually been extracted yet either, so a session on a four-post lift might be a little more critical.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-1-8-gl-solid-as-a-rock-under-neith-/252075822230?hash=item3ab0e3cc96

 

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Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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I wouldn't normally steam into a hot rod as they are a passion of mine and it's all about being individual but I'm happy to make an exception this time

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Rod-Rat-Rod-Custom-Build-/221868599216?hash=item33a86627b0

 

 

  the ultimate hot rod  

 

 

No, it's fucking not. IFS, radial tyres, CVH, motor bike exhaust, the list is endless.

 

You do not have a hot rod. What you actually have is a car that has had some hot rod touch's applied to it. There is a world of difference.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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50 miles more than my journey to pick up the Y10 - &then I drove it back via Wales. Go on. Go on go on go on!

 

 

thats a shame.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I quite like that in all honesty (hot rod thingy). It looks to be an interesting and seemingly solid base from which to start the individualising process properly. 

 

I wouldn't say no even though it looks a bit long. It would be an ongoing project but at that kind of price I am very, very out.

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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Winner of 'most inappropriate name given to a vehicle' award tonight goes to...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-LDV-400-2-5TD-not-convoy-EX-SCHOOL-BUS-MINIBUS-LWB-HI-TOP-PANEL-VAN-/121748944960?hash=item1c58cd7840

 

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Regardless of the colour, if you presented me with a battered 2.5 diesel LDV minibus with structural gaffer tape and a dead animal hanging from the (apparently wooden) aerial and asked me to give it a name, I would not suggest 'Daffodil'.

 

Have you read the good points/bad points list? Good points are such things as 'has been owned before by some God Squad' and bad points are 'it's actually about to fall to pieces'

Taff Rank: Renault 16

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I quite like that in all honesty (hot rod thingy). It looks to be an interesting and seemingly solid base from which to start the individualising process properly. 

 

I wouldn't say no even though it looks a bit long. It would be an ongoing project but at that kind of price I am very, very out.

 

It's a lot of brass to buy a car that's been hot rodded. and after shelling out all that money, you still wouldn't have a hot rod.

 

Please let me roof chop your Volvo instead. We could make a very nice lead sled out of it

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

binhoker668

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Mildly twat-bothered Mitsubishi eight speed.

 

"This is car is stupidly rare"  (Expensive at £3995)...."less than 100 miles in the last 15 years."
 
 

 

Oh my god.  My favourite era of Colt.  I love Mirages, but would prefer a Sigma.  NO CHANCE EVAR.

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

binhoker668

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Can fuck right off with those wheels/tyres though.  Penis.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Would sir perhaps enjoy this sort of Mitchypussi instead?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MITSUBISHI-GALANT-GLS-I-AUTO-SILVER-/301730693653

 

Drive it away for £350, leave the stickers on, tell your neighbours that your brand new Bentley/Aston/Porsche etc is in for repairs remapping to OMG 700bhp innit.  Win at Autoshite AND Pistonheads.

Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I used to have one of those with a removable bit of roof. Sunchaser liftback. Unfortunately it was also a rainsodden rustback.

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Zantimisfit Rank: Citroen Ami

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Where the hell is Snaith??

 

Anyway, restored Classic that looks like it may not stand up to close scrutiny...and with an interior retrimmed in white!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-CONSUL-CLASSIC/252068008018?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33052%26meid%3D93dc6e6283bd4bf8be8998b62d61125a%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D16%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D321852983842

 

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