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Duke O Smiley Rank Morris Ital

Duke O Smiley

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700 sods does sound a bit steep, I've gotten road legal ones (albeit rustier) for less than that but the chap sounds honest and sometimes its worth paying a premium for a solid car with evidence of decent welding work done.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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That 213 looks ace. Used to have a D reg one in that very red. Bloody comfy, nippy as hell and easy to work on.

 

Rust like fuck obviously. I got told off a the Enfield BCA for prodding a blue 213 that was as rusty as the Titanic from the swage line in the doors downwards. One prod made about 2 fistfulls of rust fall out from god knows where.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I'm strangely drawn to these though I have no use for one. This one looks ok.

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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1980 Citroen Acadiane Dyane Pick-up Truck. Sorry if already posted!

 

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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Who wouldn't want an Italian assembled version of a Chinese copy of a Japanese SUV?

 

dr 5 1.6 eco power.

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http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=2&act=4&adv=21430905731002304&slink=a3ls45

 

Information on it's sister, the Chery Tiggo . . . . . .

 

A 2011 Tiggo was put to an offset crash-test by the ANCAP in October 2011 and scored a poor result of only two stars out of five. The rating comes as the side impact was not conducted, after a request by the manufacturer, and it was awarded the maximum score that it could achieve in the side impact test.

 

How the F does that work?

 

"Our new car has the structural rigidity of a Greggs pasty, can you not bother with a side impact test and just give us full marks anyway? Pretty please."

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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 the Chery Tiggo . . . . . .

 

 

Hi, is that Chery? I'm fine thanks, could you take my knee-caps away please?

 

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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That's mental. Why isn't the score zero if they won't do the side impact test?

Oh yes, logic.

SOZ

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I think it's a well established fact the numbers on howmanyleft are total bollocks.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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I think it's a well established fact the numbers on howmanyleft are total bollocks.

 

Yep, and it may also be that there are just 6 of that specific model or mistake registered by DVLA.

 

My current example:

My Aerodeck was registered as an "AX" which makes it incredibly rare, as it was never a model produced by Honda, it's a typo by DVLA ... There are 5 of those on howmanyleft, but it should in fact be an EXi auto (much more common, at 14 left).

Jon Rank: Renault 16

Jon

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Sit back, grab a hot drink of your choice and peruse this auction of an extremely tragic NissanM Laurel (according to the home made perspex back panel) - there's so much shit detail to take in.

 

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Has a ford falcon engine and gearbox fully certified and has around $7000 worth of receipts for work carried out on this very unique and sought after drift car . 

 

Yeah, all the kids in the drift scene are just pining for a 60's origins 4.0 unstressed six cylinder motor and auto box combo.

 

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-918138813.htm

 

The seller has clearly failed to mention the custom battery clamp arrangement, no doubt a sought after modification in the drift(wood) scene.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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This ad wins.

 

It must be a nightmare owning an MGF. Everytime you park it up when you come back it's full of chesty women.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-F-VVC-British-Racing-Green-/271930911671?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3f50586bb7

 

"I sit in my F to squeeze my spots"

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I'll be giving that leather a wipe down.

 

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Buy this car to spend your life like this.

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That's not mayonnaise in my engine bay officer.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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This SAAB 900i has MOT until September.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1990-saab-900i-16v/1125108060

 

 

£280.

 

Two hundred and eighty pounds.

 

WHY DID THE GMC WANT THEIR MONEY THIS MONTH!

 

Some knobber named Wayne bought this within 6 hours of it being posted. I thought I was being polite to wait until the morning rather than calling at 11.30pm.

 

It's now back on gumtree with shitter photos and a poorly worded advert for a cool £850.

 

Be warned- this ad contains all the 'timewarp' bollocks that'll make you want to punch the amateur 'weela-deala' seller.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/retro-saab-900is-spotless-car-time-warp-condtion-rare/1125270995

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