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retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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hope it's not bangered!

 

Sadly just seen that that, Whip Street is the local scrapyard which means it's been crushed now.

 

ah FFS...what a waste. :roll:

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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We have for sale here at www.tanks-alot.co.uk a very rare armoured bus/coach allegedly made for Margaret Thatchers' Northern Ireland Tour in the 80s. Its very low mileage, just 28 thousand kilometers from new

 

I didn't know there are that many roads in NI?

 

CAN ANYONE SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS BEAST? HAVE YOU DRIVEN IT? HAVE YOU RIDDEN IN IT? DID YOU HELP BUILD IT? HAVE YOU SHOT AT IT?

 

GR9 FOR EXPORT:

 

You and your 30 wives go to market and dont get shot or blown up!

 

Classified ad price: £10,000,000.00
cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Rieger-Scirocco-GTO-Mk2-wide-arch-retro-classic-deep-dish-BBS-rare-not-golf-/261104527201?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ccb0ae761

 

Acceptable in the 80's?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Crown-Victoria-One-Owner-31-000-miles-/170914596819?forcev4exp=true

 

I'm sure this crown vic would be shit but words can't say how much I'd love it. I'd prefer it in black obvz.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Hard to tell what colour its actually supposed to be! Burgundy? With those miles, someone will get a cheap family hack and the nasty paint should keep the price down.

face Rank: Renault 16

face

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Look out.....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-LX-DIESEL-BLACK-RALLY-CAR-5-DOOR-/251155721265?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7a0c2c31

 

PEUGEOT 206 LX DIESEL BLACK RALLY CAR 5 DOOR

 

tex 07561151163 ask for Mal might take a part ex with in ebay rules this car was taken off ebay early because a buyer had sent a cash deposit into my bank but when the new buyer was supposed to pick up the car last Sunday the buyer did not have enough money to complete transaction he sold hie vehicle but he accepted a Cheque but let the buyer have his vehicle and guess what it had bounced so now he got no car or money that,s the reason why it is back on ebay i did explain that i would keep the car for a month or so but when the police told him it was not a police matter he said for me to re add the car so i have.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OF-A-KIND ... 0916011895

 

This stickered up wank tank can be yours for just a grand!

 

OWNERSHIP, 6 FORMER KEEPERS, DON'T LET THIS PUT YOU OFF AS IN ALL FAIRNESS A 13 YEAR OLD CAR IS PRETTY MUCH ENTITLED TO HAVING 6 OWNERS, I HAVE OWNED IT A YEAR, NO DOUBT PEUGEOT WERE THE FIRST AND IN BETWEEN WILL HAVE BEEN DEALERS TAXING THE CAR FOR THE CUSTOMERS & ONE WAS A PRIVATE PLATE, AS THE HPI REPORT STATES. SO IN REALITY AFTER THE DEALERS AND PRIVATE PLATES YOU COULD PROBABLEY SAY IT'S ONLY A 4 OWNER CAR.

 

Thanks for clearing that up, a 4 owner car seems like a mUCH better prospect than a 6 owner one :roll::lol::lol:

 

THIS ISNT YOUR STANDARD 1.9 TD 89BHP ENGINE, IT'S BEEN TUNED & MODIFIED TO A VERY GOOD STANDARD, THE FUEL PUMP HAS BEEN TURNED UP GIVING IT MORE POWER ETC, AS 306'S ALL DO WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN TUNED THEY SMOKE WHEN REVVED, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT'S JUST WHAT OCCURS ONCE IT'S BEEN PLAYED WITH, HENCE THE TERM, ''NO SMOKE, NO POKE'' IT REALLY DOES GO LIKE THE CLAPPERS

 

Wow sounds like an expensive anc carefully thought out modification package that one :lol:

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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I bet LoCoG are kicking theselves for spending all that money on the opening ceremony, when they could have bought this for £500 and just had a load of passers by come and piss on it with a bit of Elgar playing in the background.

 

Consider my cock & balls LOLd clean off.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Thought that was an E-Type there for a moment....

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I know sod all about these but I'd have thought leaving it in a field for yonks won't have done it many favours

 

[spitfire]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Spitf ... 460842cec7

 

£350 BIN seems a good price though.

 

Those hideous luggage racks were always the source of mild controversy on the Triumph website, with some members insisting that the correct way to fit them is with the raised bar at the front, not the back like the one in the picture. The idea being that your straps hold the luggage on normally, the bar is to prevent you being decapitated by your picnic hamper in a collision.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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J4 MY ARSE SPANOTAFF

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMC-PEGASO-J4 ... 3a7a247e68

 

 

'in a garage in Wales having just been driven back from Spain. It has been reliable and has done the school run everyday'

 

Leave Prestatyn 16.00HRS: A55/A496/M56/M6/M1/M25/A282/M25/M20/Right/Left/Sligh Left/Big Fuck Off Tunnel/A16/N184/A115/A15/A86/E05/A71/ A20/E9/A62/A62/A61/A9/E15/AP7/A7/C33/ 28-Gran via/

 

Arrive at Bel & Sebastian High School, Playas De Las Fray Bentos: 10.50am.

 

When I drove my kids to school (0.6 miles) they mostly got right on my tits going on about being laughed at because of my car/arguing over who wanted to sit by the tinted window/it's not fair I'm not walking 200 yards to the entrance and whatnot. Bollocks to a 2,378.2 mile round trip.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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What a hotty, pretty rubbish ad but those pictures are brilliant:

 

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Who else saw the Ali G film?

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RISK FACTOR: 6,000/12

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-RE ... 2323152943

 

I'm not making this up, here's the description: ' '. Yep, absolutely f*ck all.

 

Having said that I wouldn't fancy my chances of going to buy this, getting hopelessly lost and arriving at midnight then not being tied to a tree and beaten senselessly because I turned down the vendor's offer of a shag with his alsation, before his wife (also his brother) tied themselves together so they could use the two eyes they had between them and then fed me to the pigs. But that's Bristol for you.

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