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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Customized-Mini-Rolling-Shell-/131517307577?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1e9f0adab9

 

 

'One is a fibreglassed, engine-less shitheap that your family will refuse to be seen in, the other is an old caravan'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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When it's Spring again I'll bring again
Two lips from Gloucestershire
With a heart that's true I'll scrap for you

Two lips from Gloucestershire
I can't wait until the day you fill
These eager fragging machines of mine
Like the windmill keeps on turning
Let's get this bastard burning
For the day I know we can
Shit on these two lips from Gloucestershire

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-MODIFIED-2001-BLACK-CITROEN-SAXO-FORTE-Glitter-Paint-kit-exhaust-etc-/251967241295?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aaa6afc4f

 

'it might need some engine bay work (i.e. new rocker covers) to get it up to the same level of standard as the outside!'

 

The best way to get the engine bay to the same 'standard' as the rest of this mobile wankathon would be to just fill it full of bubble wrap, Lego and Barbie dolls and set fire to the lot. 

 

'Vinyl Door Stickers - (NOTE - there are some stickers which represent the sound system which used to be in the boot, but therefore DOES NOT come with the car)'

 

Take them off, replace with a large W and an anchor, and it will represent whoever buys this*

 

'I reserve the right to end the listing early should it sell'

 

£4,549. FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE POUNDS.

 

May just was well say 'I reserve the right to shag Cameron Diaz and Emma Bunton if my missus gets home late tonight'.

fred Rank: Renault 16

fred

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what a pile of shit that 106? saxo? whatever is.

You know its truly shite when its been fucked up beyond identification - need to check its dental records

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RED GODDESS

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-green-goddess-Fire-engine-surround-sound-speakers-fridge-dancing-pole-/121656511777?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c534b0d21

 

'Recently used to advertise UKIP'

 

...and then it wrote to the Daily Telegraph and told them it was resigning?

 

 

 Excellent for parties, events & advertising. The hoses on the back are for washing down the fanny batter.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dear God, thjis looks like the sort of thing that was rejected from 'My Big Gypsy Wedding' on account of it being too tacky and utterly fucking hopeless

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T4-Fully-Customised-Pick-Up-Drop-Side-/141670995829?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20fc3fd775

 

'You will not be disappointed with this'

 

How much would you like to stake on that?

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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i think you may find that i would be very, VERY disappointed.

 

VERY DISAPPOINTED INDEED.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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At least you can't accuse him of following the typical Dubber route

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Just imagine the sheer joy of seeing those rear wheels shatter into pieces as he's loading a ton of rubble into the truck bed.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Mega-early, orangey-indicatored C; never seen one on an L-plate, I thought the earliest ones were M's.  Bit rusty but then again it's probably no worse than one 5 years newer but what on earth is going on with that interior?  That cannot possibly be original, it looks like something out of a special edition Citroen Saxo.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-C180-Automatic-/231568370366?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item35ea8ceabe

 

 

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