eBay tat volume 3.

[Morgan84]

The Punto could do 90 in reverse though

[wackywacerwill]

IT HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN ABOVE 60m.p.h. as the owner is a lady of 'advancing years' and not very confident.

 

I'll make sure to include that when I next have to sell something.

"IT HAS NEVER BEEN DRIVEN ABOVE 56m.p.h. as the owner is a tight git who resents every penny he spends on fuel tax."

 

I honestly do not think my soon to be acquired Punto has ever gone above 50mph

Italian tune up required then

 

 

Genuine 1 owner low miles

[wackywacerwill]

Ends tomorrow and currently at 2 bags

[rml2345]

Two large seems a bit much for a scruffy looking Moggy van...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/366903648.htm?ca=2_s

 

990€ buys this Escort estate, its an automatic apparently so its no doubt got a BIG TUNNEL (like your mum LOLOL!!!!!!11!!!!!212!!)

[wuvvum]

A bit of panel beating and a hit with the highering stick and this sensibly-priced Chevette could be quite a sweet little thing I reckon.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/366756912.htm?ca=2_s

 

This rare old Toyota Tercel is only half an hour from the North french coast, someone hand over the £400 and bring it back to blighty, i bet it will be the only one here.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

 

http://www.autoscout24.eu/Details.aspx? ... 4510000000

 

Be a shite hero. Beige Niva with LPG and without a third gear! Just € 500.

[RedSparrow]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/366756912.htm?ca=2_s

 

This rare old Toyota Tercel is only half an hour from the North french coast, someone hand over the £400 and bring it back to blighty, i bet it will be the only one here.

 

Agh, that chopped of arse end looks seriously RONG.

[face]

Fight off the clunge and be the coolest jock on the beach this winter in this beach buggy.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Left-hand-drive-Ligier-Be-up-in-Spain-MICRO-CAR-NOT-SMART-CAR-RARE-and-Limited-E-/300776595090?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4607ae9e92

[cobblers]

A bit of panel beating and a hit with the highering stick and this sensibly-priced Chevette could be quite a sweet little thing I reckon.

 

 

Apparently that chevette is damaged a bit more seriously than it looks. It's been for sale over on RR and there was a bit of hoohaa about it. I nearly bought it years ago when it had minilights on and hadn't been smacked, it's a lovely colour.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Used to belong to that racer86 lad didn’t it, he’s a pretty serious engineer and will have done a proper job on it, none of this angle grinder and cable tie toss that is popular with idiots. Unfortunately he sold it to someone who could not handle the 1256 POWA and walloped it in short order then left it to go crusty in a yard for 18 months or something.

[Dr Mike Oxgreen]

... that chevette is ... a lovely colour.

[Adjusts monitor settings.]

 

[Adjusts monitor settings some more.]

 

[Runs a full monitor calibration program.]

 

[Gives up and decides to edit cobblers' post for enhanced accuracy.]

 

... that chevette is ... a lovely* colour.

[Cavcraft]

I had a Chevette GLS saloon in that colour many years back. It was an unadulerated heap of steaming giraffe plop, I sincerely hope it's now come back as a rusty can that cuts the lips of the twat who made the car and he has to go off work for 7 months with septicamia of the pork sword.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amphibious-ve ... 416b116ed8

 

'Spare parts are available directly from the manufacturer or from internet shops in China or Hong Kong'

 

That's going to be fun when you're stuck in a flood just outside Welshpool.

[Cavcraft]

GET OUT THE WAY, MUTHAFUDGER!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHUBB-PATHFIN ... 416b0fe87e

 

'Its fitted with a detroit diesel engine'

 

Aren't they some sort of mentalist 2 stroke lump?

[Alexg]

WTF

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-bus-/ ... 646wt_1186

[carlo]

Look out, the doctor has a rival:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-TIMEWARP ... 939wt_1393

 

Mind you the doc wouldn't have let those bumpers escape from his paint shop in that condition.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

Nah, there is no contest. The doctor would have written a load of rubbish about how desirable the crap facelift was on the 100, how the A6 has become a legendary model name in connoiseur circles (in the paper industry) and so on. That ad seems to be photography-based instead.

[R9UKE]

I feel guilt for not buying this. These things are non-existent here now, especially with a slush box! Rear arches look ok too

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1000997752

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Nah, there is no contest. The doctor would have written a load of rubbish about how desirable the crap facelift was on the 100, how the A6 has become a legendary model name in connoiseur circles (in the paper industry) and so on. That ad seems to be photography-based instead.

 

The doc wouldnt have loads of spelling mistakes and obvious use of 'tyre bullshit' (as my mate calls it) on his Star Milleniums mind you

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-WOLSELEY ... 2a2303c846

 

Looks lush but I think it's suffered some damage.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-ESC ... 3a79df2157

 

'she is soilded all round'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Polo bus thing is fantastic!

[Cavcraft]

Let's be honest even if this was utterly rubbish, anyone who paints the letters on their WANLI tyres white to make them stand out a bit is a complete fruitcake who deserves our attention.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GAZ-21-VOLGA- ... 4abc2f814c

[Guest]

That Shove-It. In JUly up for £750 on RR with screen cracked by football. Yeah Right. Never. Now vendor says paid £500 and damage caused by passenger with no belt on. That would be from my experience a circular crack. Me thinks chassis that bent as that smacked straight on the end of the chassis rail and then bent chassis cracked the screen. Maybe months after.

Here's the RR guff

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=133163

 

The parental units had a Chrysler Alpine years ago, was in a knock, got fixed, fews months later they went out to garage in the winter and screen cracked across it's width then few months after snapped a drive shaft in two pulling away from the lights.

 

I think from £2k to £750 to £300 that Chevette is doomed unfortunately. If its that easy, a screen and a winker for the ticket, do it Shirley?

[HillmanImp]

That Polo bus thing is fantastic!

 

It would be funny the first 3 times you pulled up at a busy bustop with 'Town Centre' on it. I imagine that after that the amusement factor would drop off a little.

 

But at £500, it still works out cheaper per laugh than Jim Davidsons 'Full on Live' DVD.

[skattrd]

Low mileage, some T&T (no mention of how much) ...... looks good for £550

 

[Cavcraft]

That Polo bus thing is fantastic!

 

It would be funny the first 3 times you pulled up at a busy bustop with 'Town Centre' on it. I imagine that after that the amusement factor would drop off a little.

 

But at £500, it still works out cheaper per laugh than Jim Davidsons 'Full on Live' DVD.

 

Terminal illness works out funnier than that fat, racist twat.

 

 

Photo-less Mk1 Cavalier advert, seems to have been typed by a one year old baboon with mousetraps on it's fingers. obsevely

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL ... 4abc305903

[chaseracer]

/\/\ DAMMIT!!

 

I was in Sheffield today! And this would have been a much more pleasant (and little more expensive!) way of getting home than the bloody train...

 

 

EDIT: I mean the Rover, but Billy's posting fingers are quicker than mine!

[Cavcraft]

Mystery of the week solved:

 

WTF came 3rd?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pink-Clio-1-2 ... 3a79d4347b

 

'can be used by yourself to touch up small areas'

 

I fully expect you let the judges in that competition touch up your 'small area'. It's the only reason they voted for that sack of wank shavings.