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AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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This raised a titter...

 

 

I suspect that the titter violently recoiled in horror, before slowly reclining, all the while exclaiming, " The Horror! The Horror!" :shock:

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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That Fiesta does have shite credentials though;all that money spent on electrical gadgets,and it still has wind down windows .... how cool is that

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you re-arranged the lettering on the front you could make 'LUCOZADE SLAG'. But only if you're a bit dyslexic. Or Welsh or something.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barkas-B-1000 ... 2322747828

 

'Even the tires are diagonal'

 

Must make the handling interesting.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Look at this horror! Apparently he recons it could be worth 25k....

 

Based on Ford 4x4 running gear, but retains it's tax free status, wonder if VOSA have ever seen it...

 

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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So, its a Sierra 4x4 with some bits of old P4 grafted on top.

 

I was quite liking that until I saw the picture of the pick up bed. Its as useful as a tin fanny.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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The Doctor's,

TRULY OUTSTANDING MORRIS MARINA MK2 1.3 SUPER 1 LADY OWNER GENUINE 18,000 mls

1978, TOTALLY ORIGINAL, SHOW CONDITION, AUTOMATIC

 

Sold for £3,100 :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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So, its a Sierra 4x4 with some bits of old P4 grafted on top.

 

I was quite liking that until I saw the picture of the pick up bed. Its as useful as a tin fanny.

 

OH RLY?

 

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Wasn't someone after one of these?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-SKODA-FE ... 4abc1d2102

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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I like how the owner of the repulsive, taxi bodied POS left the tarp and bricks in the pic for his listing...

 

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE LIKE THIS!

 

You would sincerely hope not!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dear God, look at this PENILE INFECTION

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-TIGR ... 2ec1d2c340

 

'FINNISH SERFICE EXSPOSED PANNELS CONVERSHION etc'

 

This FUCKNUGGET is every quoter's dream and I'd normally just think what a turd necker he is and move on. However...

 

'MIRROWS'

 

...gets right on my fucking tits. If anyone near Mansfield could go and have a look at this car for me, I'd be grateful. I don't want to know anything at all about, I just want you to go round, grab hold of the owner and give him the shoeing of a lifetime. Thanks.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That A40 is terrible, what a brilliant find STB!

 

 

LAB FIND NOT 20 A DAY LAMBERT AND BUTLER COSMETIC TESTING SMOKES IN THE MORNING

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Beagl ... 3f1c7ac801

 

The WORD SPAZ selling it has described it as a 'Bedford Beagale' because it was obviously far too much trouble looking all the way to the top of the page where eBay actually filled the proper name in for him.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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The most horrifying aspect of that A40 is that in one pic there's kids toys shown near the car... Which probably means that the fuckwit imbecile responsible for abusing that poor car... Has bred! :shock:

 

Alternatively, the toy's were what he played with before the A40 arrived.

 

Either way, it's just degrees of losing!

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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Q:Hi would you swap including delivery for a 1990 2.0i Nissan bluebird...

 

NC must be getting quite desperate.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Bluebird swapping gibbon must have asked about 91% of eBay to swap with him now. Someone should put a Bluebird on eBay and see if he offers a swap for that too.

 

 

 

WAHEY! Now we're cooking (on veg oil) check out this rare little love box

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 23227a0322

 

'During that time it has provided fantastic reliability to and from the station each day (admittedly only two miles)'

 

Better than C4 then?

 

This has got Dollywobbler's name all over it.

solid61 Rank: Austin Maxi

solid61

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That 1964? bedford beagle looks like an early 70s limited edition bedford ha double plus van,metallic blue paint(riviera blue starmist i think) rear seat conversion and a gold pinstripe amongst other extra bits n pieces.if it was a 64 a1057cc engine is the order of the day and not a 1256,this was fitted from 72 onwards,sorry for being an anorak but i cant help it.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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That A40 is terrible, what a brilliant find STB!

 

 

LAB FIND NOT 20 A DAY LAMBERT AND BUTLER COSMETIC TESTING SMOKES IN THE MORNING

 

$T2eC16hHJI!E9qSO-S1hBQVd+vT-+w~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Beagl ... 3f1c7ac801

 

The WORD SPAZ selling it has described it as a 'Bedford Beagale' because it was obviously far too much trouble looking all the way to the top of the page where eBay actually filled the proper name in for him.

I wonder what the reg is?

If its ERN 393E it be our old one.

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shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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This one has been up already but the price has dropped again - €250 now.

 

Now feeling very tempted, although that could be just me getting an itchy trigger finger whilst my own car is up on blocks being fixed.

 

Still though €250, thats dangerously close to fun money territory...

fermanta Rank Morris Ital

fermanta

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trigger wrote:Q:Hi would you swap including delivery for a 1990 2.0i Nissan bluebird...

 

Is this some sort of joke I'm missing out on? "Dee" has been trying to swap that Bluebird on Ebay this past couple of months.....I've seen it pop up several times :lol:

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