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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh, squiggly line...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-mg-zr-1- ... 19d502a70a

 

'every1 notices you'

 

...are a complete bellend? Have an incredibly small cock? Have appeared on Jeremy Vine? Think it's against the law to have sex outside of your family?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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...what's wrong with this mains inlet?

 

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That's right boys and girls, when you pull the plug out you'll have a nice handful of exposed mains pins...

 

I'm not sure I get what the problem is. Looks to me like the same sort of connector you use to hook a caravan up to the mains. So long as you shut off the mains first it's perfectly safe, shirley?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Before I commit to suggesting the seller of this car isn't the greatest, I'm going to try and find out if he's the fucker that sold me a BX a few yaers back that was hopelessly not as described.

 

He is the one I bought my first Allegro off. He failed to mention the extremely smokey engine, the leaking radiator or the leaking clutch cylinder!

 

Prob. the same bloke then. It was years back now, I think the listing ended at £41.00 (or some ridiculously small amount) and various spares that were supposed to come with the car didn't, it wasn't running and there was a mice nest in the engine bay. Aside from the latter I reckon he'd spied his arse about not getting the price he wanted. I didn't collect it myself hence not realising until too late.

triumph1300 Rank: Austin Maxi

triumph1300

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...what's wrong with this mains inlet?

 

$T2eC16dHJI!E9qSO9wvtBQPmoddn!w~~60_12.JPG

 

That's right boys and girls, when you pull the plug out you'll have a nice handful of exposed mains pins...

 

I'm not sure I get what the problem is. Looks to me like the same sort of connector you use to hook a caravan up to the mains. So long as you shut off the mains first it's perfectly safe, shirley?

 

There is nothing wrong with that connector, no mains pins are ever exposed...these are the same leads used to hook up campers etc

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Hey Billy, here's...

a lovely old car, just needs some love.

Please save it from a predictable...

Red top conversion.

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Perfect as is.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: at that Rover 620, what a complete f*cking melon!

 

Sadly the best I can offer in return is this 'custom painted' monstrosity

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GSF-Ba ... 1c2b08d7e2

 

I wonder what went through the mind of someone who woke up one day and decided to have a dolly bird chewing a dog treat surrounded by wine gums painted onto his motorbike tank?

 

 

 

 

*Edit: Joe, no link in the NOVA PORN message.

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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Cor, what a fitty

 

Red Ambassador one town away from me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-A ... 500wt_1203

 

Good gravy, I am nursing a full on trouser tent over that. 1 town away from me and I have £700 odd kinda burning a hole in my pocket. If only I had the space and didn't already have an Alfa Romeo 156 lined up for insuring in October. Oh what a conundrum.

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ayrshirelad Rank: Austin Maxi

ayrshirelad

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OOOOOh how i would love that marina!. Would lovely with my own one lady owner 1.3 maual. Same age just mines is a t reg!Mines is also Sandglow. MY car was originally registerd in London but the owners moved to Maldon in ESSEX which is where i collected her form.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The big trouble with that Pug is that he's taken an undesirable £250 car, made it less desirable and now wants a grand for it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WAHEY! Here's how to customise something

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Cu ... 416aacc347

 

'it plays 'close encounters of the third kind' in the front grill'

 

SOLD!

 

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SOZ M8, CARNT BYE THS COZ MY WIFE AS 2 GO 2 HOSPICAL 4 A STRAPADICKTOME AN SHE CULDNT GET IN2 THE VAN.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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LNA is alright, but I do hate sellers who spend more time telling bidders what to do if they win it, or how to not bid at all than tell you much about the car. Also, what's the point of putting not spares or repairs in the secondary title? As if someone looking for a breaker is going to find that by accident and say "you know what, rather than buying a project, I'll buy the least pretty example of the Samba/104/LNA trio."

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Hey, I passed a red Saab 96 in full rally guise on the A1 today! Sounded GR9.

 

I mustard mitt, the LNA listing was a tiresome read. There was a clue at the top:

Item location: DORKING

 

 

In other news, this looks fapping ace, and surprisingly fresh in this colour:

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However, it's suffering the usual:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ALFA-ROM ... 0816648894

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I have literally just pissed myself laughing at that CF 'custom van', i havent clicked the link but i'm hoping its got a wanky rover v8 from a land rover (low compression) to increase the fuel consumption to space shuttle-levels whilst reducing performance compared to the 2.3 OHC that GM put in there. WHAT A HOPELESS SHITTER!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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The CF

I have put some more pictures on showing the interior and noticed that there is a hole in the wheel arch behind the door. There is some paint bubbling in places and a bolt has come out of one of the door handles, so because of all this no reserve.

LOL, just those reasons hey?

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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Do Poojot still offer the Roland Garros trim option? I think they did until fairly recently.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's what's possibly Mr CF's brother trying to offload a Nova with a smoke detector glued to the bonnet

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-VAUX ... 416aac2b09

 

'I NEED THE CAR SOLD A.S.A.P I NEED THE SPADE'

 

It's a shovel you need. Right round the back of your head somewhere in the middle of Delamere Forest at 3.30am.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Holy shit that Nova is astonishingly terrible. That wopping great airfilter is hilarious enough without what appears to be another one poking out the bumper?

Conclusion = cretin

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