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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I like that MGB, but 12 grand???? LOL

 

I think at 1/4 of that price he'd have a war on his hands flogging that tat-laden horror (although I think he'd probably win the war eventually to be fair).

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I like that MGB, but 12 grand???? LOL

 

I think at 1/4 of that price he'd have a war on his hands flogging that tat-laden horror (although I think he'd probably win the war eventually to be fair).

It's a C innit, not a B. Much rarer and more valuable though presumably much worse. If you wanted one you could easily pull all that tat off and end up with a tidy, sound little car. Still a ridiculous price though, obvs. You could buy a really nice Ami6 and a Panhard 24CT and still have some beer money left over for that ffs

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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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In 1986 I cut a Sebring spec MGC GT into tiny little pieces.

 

It is still one of my proudest motor related moments.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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That c6 is nice! You'd need big plums to splurg thousands on it though.

Nerves of steel to be able to ignore the alarm alerts thrown up by the ecu. I've not seen a cheaper one though.

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Go on Chris get it bought! You are here for a good time not a long time (so says my chain smoking, 8 tins of stella a night buddy).

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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that C70 a couple of piccies up has caused some distress to my pants.

 

Kindly desist from posting up PR0N.

 

Thanks.

 

I'm off to strangle the silkworm.

Dont look at this one then,it's had a 300bhp remap  8)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000X-VOLVO-C70-T5-2-3-HPT-MANUAL-GRAPHITE-GREY-METALLIC-BLACK-LEATHER-ALCANTARA-/281525619922?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item418c3c0cd2

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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This looks like if you just look at it for second it will kill you. Its mega bucks though, I bet its a breeze to hoon it down a back lane when its damp and leaves are everywhere.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-935-ORIGINAL-FACTORY-FLAT-NOSE-TURBO-930-1983-/330636506784?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4cfb78b6a0

A few years ago on Ebay there was a RUF 911 Turbo flatnose, an old old Cat C with a whiff of drug dealer/seediness about it. It still made about £13k, dream firmly over!

Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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What's the other one?

Leyland bodied Leyland Royal Tiger. That was the very first one built and was a demonstrator before being sold to Pennine who closed earlier on in the year.

 

Carved out of a single piece of granite they be. If they were selling that...

 

National not too bad but buggered about with a bit too much for me plus wrong engine.

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Leyland bodied Leyland Royal Tiger. That was the very first one built and was a demonstrator before being sold to Pennine who closed earlier on in the year.

 

Carved out of a single piece of granite they be. If they were selling that...

 

National not too bad but buggered about with a bit too much for me plus wrong engine.

It's amazing - like an art deco orange version of the iron giant.

 

If he were a bus.

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Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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Are they the wrong lights? Something doesn't look right to me, knowing nowt of them.

 

 

austin 10 1938

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1938-FAE-809-/281538163604?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item418cfb7394

 

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Correct lights I think, but mounted in the wrong place on the wrong front wings, the running boards are missing, bumpers are wrong and it's sitting on really small, silly steel wheels. Morris Minor ones I think. Having said that, Minor A series FTW. With a bit of work to get it looking less ridiculous, it could be quite a practical entry into pre-war ownership if you're not bothered about originality.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christmas has come early...

 

$_12.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XK-4-2-auto-Convertible-V8-With-Only-11-000-Miles-/281517782200?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item418bc474b8

 

F*ck the car, here's the most important bit: 

 

'OWNED BY CELEBRITY PHILLIP SCHOFIELD FROM NEW'

 

It'd be worth spending £26,450 just so you could get that smarmy, sycophantic, silver haired, shitspitting, supercilious, shit shuffling, should be superannuated, sanctimonious spunk monkey's address, so you could send him some dog shit through the post. Or piss through his letterbox, or something.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-SHOVELHEAD-1977-FAMOUS-ARTIST-ARTWORK-/271689324929?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3f41f21981

 

'CUSTOM PAINTWORK BY ROYAL ACADEMY LISTED ARTIST PAUL KARSLAKE'

 

I assume this listing says 'Do not let this man anywhere near the building, he's just pained a picture of Ghandi wearing Frank Spencer's cap as he's being in shot in the back of the head by two Belisha beacons and he's firing snotty sprout bullets out of his nose.'

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