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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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WOULD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Triumph-Toledo-2-8-v6-hotrod-custom-car-Stunning-/261609318141?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce92166fd

 

'Was white with a chalkboard black bonnet. I wore my favourite country and western shirt, put my sunglasses on and took selfies in a forest. But everybody laughed at me' 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If, as I'm sure you have, you've ever pondered what Willy Wonka's motorbike would look like if he turned his chocolate factory into an amphetamines and coke distributors, then realised he'd forgotten to put any doors in and chomped his way through several tonnes of Class A, this is it:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Harley-Davidson-/301331741290?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4628c57a6a

 

'Harley bagger'

 

I feel he's missing a trick here. He could put little vacuum cleaners into the rear luggage things and turn it into a dog shit bagger.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-T2-TYPE-2-CAMPER-VAN-ONE-OFF-2-3-LITRE-DIESEL-POP-TOP-TAX-EXEMPT-/221556526000?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item3395cc4bb0

 

'IT WAS USED AS A PROP AT A VERY RECENT WEDDING'

 

The bride was a real babe. You've seen the film, haven't you?

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2.3 diesel engine, Bedford Midi running gear, crusty VW camper on top... I'm seriously confused by that thing.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm not a violent person but I now want to go to Dorest, smash those fucking wheel trims off that Maestro with a lump hammer and pooh down the vendor's chimney*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That's not a euphemism for some bizarre sexual act involving hamsters, sellotape and milk bottles.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Or one for the less manly amongst you....

$_35.JPGI'm in a quandary....(in my head)...do i get this and have £5750 change instead of the red Lotus....out of the £15k I haven't got???...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-TALBOT-SUNBEAM-TI-BLACK-1600cc-Excellent-Condition-78000-Miles-2-Owners-/261603116310?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce8c2c516

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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have spent a lot of money on this car over the last few years

 

it looks great now right enough with all the bricks and that on it. To be fair it's probably a bargain at 350 quid, you'd easily get back by taking the interior out, flogging the wheels then weighing in all that alloy. QUIDZIN

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a8-3.7-quattro-spares-repairs/1082943420

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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^That's really weird looking to me, possibly because it's not blue over silver like every other one I've ever seen.  I keep looking at it and wanting it to be based on an Orion instead.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This finished at £6000!

 

 

I'm glad that got some good money. Well done to the folks who kept it all neat and stuff.

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