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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I'm especially liking the "couldn't be arsed to get out of my own car to take a photo" picture

 

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Presumably Polish plates are quite useful in ensure speeding fines and parking tickets get "lost in the system"?

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Same for insurance and tax. Until you get pulled over that is.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Same age and colour scheme as the one I posted the other day, but this has less dents/rust, but no MOT. Unfortunately for me and my poorly attempted fleet reduction scheme its about 8 miles away .... I'm currently trying to arrange a viewing :D

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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That X1/9 looks really nice and I don't suppose it will be around for long at that price

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Just spoke to the guy about that X1/9 ... I'll be going for a look tomorrow afternoon. Its very close to my B-I-L's garage (1 mile away) and right next to an abandoned airfield for a test drive ;)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Beg to differ:

beg to differ (with somebody) (slightly formal) also beg to disagree (with somebody) to have a different opinion

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLBILLY-HOT ... 2574a202a5

 

'there nothing to stop you running and enjoying it'

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-ROVER- ... 43b2fe1e1e

 

Buying this one means another B.L, Austin Rover, MG Rover product can be rescued and brought back to a good state of health !. I don't make any profit out of this sort of thing, quite the opposite in fact, I do it for the love of British Cars. Sad but true....But i'm sure many of you understand !!

 

Sounds like a decent chap, even if he is slightly mad.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This guy is SHIT HOT with the camera:

 

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And the keyboard:

 

mini needs total interior work as previous owner had pets and the seats although in good condition need a good clean new carpets needed £40 on ebay outside needs 2 doorskins replaicing 2 skins included with the base rails. 1 A panel to replace included in sale. new bumpers front and rear £25-£30 on E bay Complete rub down and respray as has been painted by last owner in gloss paint which most has been peeled off. Engine in good running ordermayrestored these can fetch £2500 to £2850.

 

He's repeated that text 3 times in case you missed it.

 

Verdict: SHIT THICK

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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RONG engine, but that SD3 is still a beaut.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Possible stupid question alert but ff the SD1's the SD1 and that's the SD3 what's the SD2?

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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RONG engine, but that SD3 is still a beaut.

 

Nay, RITE engine shurely? 1.3's a Honda lump, 1.6 is a thirsty, unreliable Rover unit if I'm not wrong? *

 

My parents had a 216SE back in the early 90s, it was a great car but hopelessly rotten at 9 years old, its not surprising there's so few left.

 

*I probably am

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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I've a feeling SD2 was a Dolomite-based car that never came to anything.

 

'Twas going to be a Dolly replacement, very nearly happened, but the Acclaim deal with Honda was cheaper/easier/more sensible.

 

Not a bad looking thing. Bit Citroen-esque.

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JohnDeere Rank: BL Wedge

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RONG engine, but that SD3 is still a beaut.

 

As a former 216S owner I thought the 213 Honda engine was the better bet? Much the same performance, easier on the gas than the S-series, and slightly less likely to ooze oil out of every gasket and self-destruct its ECU? Certainly the rong gearbox though.

 

I still think these SD3s look fantastic and have an unmatched interior for the time, why oh why they had to make them from pre-fizzing steel, otherwise they'd still be all over the place today.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2CV-F ... 1114469590

 

The main body is only held in place by a seized steering column to rack joint.

 

You can just imagine this guy surrounded by empty cans of WD, hammers and blowtorches; "OH F**K IT I GIVE UP, ITS GOING ON EBAY IN THE MORNING"

 

I would laugh my tits off if he's failed to remove the clamp at that joint. Must admit, that's my kind of kit car.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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I briefly had a 213, but preferred my 216S. It just felt better. The Vitesse I had later (same engine as the 216S but with injection) was nice but felt a bit weird for some reason. Neither S Series leaked any fluids.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Also had a Vitesse, rated it quite higly. Did like the 213 too, though neither were a patch on the 1.5 Ballade.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Samara-S ... 1042388801

 

Look at this honk of shite. Hey wheres old KruJoe lately?

Good spot Testes! Only £75 too, but it's four years too young, and in the arse-end of nowhere.

I've had my work cut out trying to crow-bar my ropey BX through another MOT. That and work has kept me busy to say the least. I still check in to keep an eye on things; this thread is essential daily viewing.

Not a bad looking thing. Bit Citroen-esque.

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Ha ha look at that! It looks like my BX and Samara copped off and gave birth!

 

While I'm here, have this from my watch list.

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POP UP LIGHTS SMALL SPORTS CAR

At £102, a few hours left.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190716615803

Barry Cade Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Same age and colour scheme as the one I posted the other day, but this has less dents/rust, but no MOT. Unfortunately for me and my poorly attempted fleet reduction scheme its about 8 miles away .... I'm currently trying to arrange a viewing :D

 

That looks ace, especially for that money- looks like the leather may have been dyed though- it should have a tan interior. Same colour scheme as my 2nd to last X1/9

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do you think these hateful looking things are the first step towards owning a PT Cruiser?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cougar-/ ... 3a79045b9f

 

They just seem to attract (mostly) the same sort of people who's idea of being 'individual' is to buy as much shit as possible from a Sunday market car accessory stall. All this really needs to shout HOUSE in shit car car bingo is some of those Chinese dragon seat covers.

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?

 

 

 

That made me spluff my tea over the keyboard.........Excellent stuff :lol::lol::lol:

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