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Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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Has someone hacked into this advert? Starts off plausible then seems to descend into a hilarious revenge attack!

 

 

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How to save it before it gets pulled?

 

Edit:its gone already! For giggles here is the text from a disgruntled viewer;

 

"For sale my pontiac firebird red bird ,
nlw 726v - reg 1979
it has done 54,000 miles not 38,000 as i originally stated ,
after several genuine viewings i really did over describe it as genuine enthusiasts have pointed out ,
it has had a full paint in the past and now really needs a full repaint ,
Pictures really make it look far better than it is ,
the seats are good but the rest of the interior is well worn and faded ,
it looks like it has had damage to the passenger rear wing as the gap is all wrong to the door ,
Passenger rear wing is miles off colour as is the nose cone ,
all body stripes will need replaced ,
engine is the un desirable 4.9 but it has been uprated ,
runs well but smokes so uses oil ,
wheels original but been hand painted ,
the shell is great and drives well so now reduced and sold as a project but is ready to use daily .

reduced from £7750 but i need it sold and realise it needs work to make perfect ,

Trying to be as honest as possible as i don't want to waste anyone else's time ,

Im an Asian Elvis look a like owner driver and im available for rent for functions / weddings etc ,

Dogging sessions also available in the Paddington area ,

Google me at Anal ambush T/A ( and not trans am ) to get my business details ,

please feel free to call me on 07941056191 Raed Abdel - Hamied - anytime ,

Or email me your number and i will gladly call you back

Im due to be ill shortly but il meet you at any train station if im available or email me for my full home address if interested ;-))))) flat 1 marlow house , hallfield estate , w2 6hj . Paddington .

I can also sell cheaper as i have kept someones £500 deposit ! Right or wrong i did advertise as 38,000 miles and when he turned up he pointed out it was 54,000 miles and he also pointed out it had been damaged repaired and had already been painted badly , he also traveled 2 days back and to at a cost of £600 to view but i will take no mercy ! Buy or don't it up-to you !"

 

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

here is the "real" advert, nowhere near as good

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C526308

Semi-C Rank: Citroen Ami

Semi-C

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"It has various cosmetic issues non of which are particularly time consuming or expensive to sort out."

 

"It could be used as a mobile home straight away but needs the oven, sink and some internal wiring replacing for long term use. Oh, needs some curtains in the back too."

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-2-3-Starcraft-Campervan-Camper-Van-F1-Marlboro-McLaren-Racing-Senna-/131262805698?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item1e8fdf76c2#ht_740wt_1348

 

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"Has signed picture of Ayrton Senna in toilet"

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Was Sambas not after a star craft? Worringly yhat's probably the best one I've ever seen other than the fact it's a massive mobile advert for cancer sticks.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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WANT! That's class, I could even cope with it being white. Reckon it'll go for the start price or v. close too.

 

Also that 19 Chamade is awesome. DOUBLE 80s/90s RENNER WANTAGE HERE!

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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Weirdly, on a Scorpio - the Ghia was the BOTTOM of the range, so there'll be naff all toys on that.

 

Never understood the logic.. Ghia is top of the range on everything else, but its all arse over tit on the Scorpio.

 

I quite like them, but given theres loads about for not much cash I'd be holding out for an Ultima

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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It's because we're both a fan of Scotch based shite heaps :)

 

Speaking of which i quite like the look of this slightly sad looking Calibra. It doesn't look fucked about with at least.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-vauxhall-calibra-2ltr-16v/1076082669#photo-content

 

 

That car belonged to a mate of mine around five years ago and was immaculate then. Funnily enough I saw it parked outside the spar down my street last week and was pleased to see it still alive but its much tattier these days. Decent for 500 bucks though.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This looks like a bit of a bargain, Zetec powa Cortina on twin 40's for £1650 quid. I'd sack off the twin headlamps but other than that it looks great.

I'm pretty sure this is the colour my cortina was before it got repainted.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-MK5-2LTR-ZETEC-WITH-TWIN-40S-5-SPEED-VERY-CLEAN-CAR-MOT-TAXED-/201145731324?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed53848fc

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