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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Two grand?!

There was a free one going begging last year.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Any chocolate crumbs and she'd be bussing it again.

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Lol. Audrey Hepburn is the chocolate bird.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Lol. Audrey Hepburn is the chocolate bird.

She'd still be getting the bus again.
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steve_earwig Rank: Citroen Ami

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That actually makes more sense if you read it in a West Indian accent. Cha, man.

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saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

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Might just need the clutch cable adjusted on that Bubble. TADT,S.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Welcome to CELEBRITY SHITE!

I'll be your host as we trawl through the arseholes of ebay in search of a Ford Fiesta once owned by that bird with the big norks off Corrie!

 

Exhibit A: Proof if any more was needed, that footballers have little or no taste:

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PREVIOUS OWNER EMMANUEL EBOUE

Ah, an ex-Gooner.....£16500 Classy-fired....
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301000173938?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Exhibit B: Owned by a scouser with silly hair. No, not him, the original....
$_49.JPGSeller appears to be a tad "confused"

 

This jaguar xj6 was last owned by stoke on Trent city council 
  they sold it at my local auction with a guide price of £8-10,000 for it as it has only done 18k miles and secondly it was previously owned by ken Dodd with his name and Liverpool address still on the log book

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Also don't worry I think he is the only celeb not on or going to be on a sex charge !!!!!!!

We'll see about that... he once told be to touch his diddy man.....

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The buy it now price for this car is £8,000 or very close offers

Currently £2100 no reserve.

Suprised he didn't mention that Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Verdict: Jizzwicket.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261522868170?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Wonder what this Scimitar Coupe will go for?  They're not quite attractive, but not a munter either.

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My Peerless was in a similar state when I got it.  How hard can it be to fit doors, I thought to myself.  I am such a cock-eyed optimist.

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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

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3 door model gr8 for cossie replica retro vintage drift yo JDM rat look not Larry Grayson Freddie and the Dreamers cast of Bottle Boys

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-allegro-3-rare-2-door-model-no-swap-/231275178247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d9132907

 

Seriously read this guys advert. The spelling is bad enough but did he dictate the ad to someone who included the pauses?

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