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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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That is seriously one of the stupidest new business ideas ever!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Safrane!!! Does! Look!!! Damned nice!!! I expect! It!'s a good!!!! buy!!! f!o!r !!!some!!!one!!!

 

Slightly cockwand-ish but not too bad VFM for £300 if no welding needed.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVA ... 2c6741d7d4

 

'IT IS NOW WITHOUT ITS HOOD'

 

T'riffic.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Safrane breaks my rule of not being rare or interesting. I couldn't bring myself to apply a shit paint job or anything like that to it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Gearbox grenaded godiche garlic mobile

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-RENAULT- ... 20c8ecd201

 

'We had many happy years bombing round in this to seaside resorts as a Krankies look-a-like touring group. Unfortunately my husband fell off a dolls house after crushing some grapes and his knees have suffered irrepairable damage'

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Izoozooo Pizza turdo.

 

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He's tried to sell that before. His main problems are:

 

1. The car's rough as bollocks

 

2. It's overpriced, even for a HBL

 

3. The seller keeps referring to it as a 'hot hatch'

 

4. The seller is a grumpy bell end.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This actually looks like he's tried to copy Trigger's excellent screen grab threads, but only after consuming 16 pints of vodka and pointing his box brownie at his 3" telly.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-310- ... 460671bea3

 

'we reckermend a viewing'

 

Quelle surprise.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Gearbox grenaded godiche garlic mobile

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-RENAULT- ... 20c8ecd201

 

'We had many happy years bombing round in this to seaside resorts as a Krankies look-a-like touring group. Unfortunately my husband fell off a dolls house after crushing some grapes and his knees have suffered irrepairable damage'

 

 

It's like the old joke about how to double the value of a Lada. :)

 

A Renault that comes with a full tank of 7-month-old petrol and a busted gearbox? Sign me up!

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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A Renault that comes with a full tank of 7-month-old petrol and a busted gearbox? Sign me up!

 

Even at 7 months old, the petrol will be fresh enough for the car to end its life in quite some style.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Even at 7 months old, the petrol will be fresh enough for the car to end its life in quite some style.

 

You and I might be thinking along the same lines... :wink:

 

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Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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You don't need the petrol can. Just throw the match into the tank, and RUN. Job jobbed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Just to be a complete nerd (and probably wrong at the same time) that Cortina has the wrong wheels, optional extra or aftermarket vinyl roof and (I think) wouldn't have had stripes on the door. From memory basic ones had nothing, 'L' had stripes and GL+Ghia had rubber strips. Also is the black rear panel standard or would it have been body colour?

Still would though, it's well fit.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Just to be a complete nerd (and probably wrong at the same time) that Cortina has the wrong wheels, optional extra or aftermarket vinyl roof and (I think) wouldn't have had stripes on the door. From memory basic ones had nothing, 'L' had stripes and GL+Ghia had rubber strips. Also is the black rear panel standard or would it have been body colour?

Still would though, it's well fit.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Just to be a complete nerd (and probably wrong at the same time) that Cortina has the wrong wheels, optional extra or aftermarket vinyl roof and (I think) wouldn't have had stripes on the door. From memory basic ones had nothing, 'L' had stripes and GL+Ghia had rubber strips. Also is the black rear panel standard or would it have been body colour?

Still would though, it's well fit.

 

You're no doubt right on all counts Billy, but 30+ years of previous owners fitting extra bells & whistles would probably account for the non-standard kit. I suspect the spare wheel in the boot might be an original though.

 

And yes, I suspect the back panel should have been body-coloured too, but the 2.0S had a black one so I can easily imagine some spotty oik 'maxing' their 1.3 with a tin of black Dulux :lol:

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Just to be a complete nerd (and probably wrong at the same time) that Cortina has the wrong wheels, optional extra or aftermarket vinyl roof and (I think) wouldn't have had stripes on the door. From memory basic ones had nothing, 'L' had stripes and GL+Ghia had rubber strips. Also is the black rear panel standard or would it have been body colour?

Still would though, it's well fit.

 

You're no doubt right on all counts Billy, but 30+ years of previous owners fitting extra bells & whistles would probably account for the non-standard kit. I suspect the spare wheel in the boot might be an original though.

 

And yes, I suspect the back panel should have been body-coloured too, but the 2.0S had a black one so I can easily imagine some spotty oik 'maxing' their 1.3 with a tin of black Dulux :lol:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think you're right, Billy. The roof, wheels, tail and stripes are all aftermarket. Well ok, the wheels are Ford, but not correct on a basic model. It isn't the end of the world, these mods can all be reversed.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think you're right, Billy. The roof, wheels, tail and stripes are all aftermarket. Well ok, the wheels are Ford, but not correct on a basic model. It isn't the end of the world, these mods can all be reversed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh God aye lads, wasn't a complaint either, just a smart arsed observation!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh God aye lads, wasn't a complaint either, just a smart arsed observation!

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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In full pedant mode can I also point out that the base models didn't have chrome around the door tops :oops: the base models really, really did have nothing in the way of trim on the outside what so ever....

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