eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-1500-HL-/331214590346

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-1300-classic-repair-spares-donor-/271506636839

[Asimo]

Love this Corvair's Hillman Imp-ness. 

[gary_davidson]

£1250

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C501549

[xtriple]

£1250

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C501549

I had one identical to this about twenty years ago. I love the colours (same as mine) and I reckon with a bit of work that would look like a honey.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.kapaza.be/fr/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-alfasud-berlina-1-5-78501660.htm

 

I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT                                        €400

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.kapaza.be/fr/opel/opel-rekord-2-1-diesel-automatic-83477717.htm

 

2-door DIESEL AUTOMATIC!!!!!! Holy shite!!!! how slow must that be!!! only 450€ though; BWARG

[Alexg]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-1-6-pinto-engine-/271505419192

 

This beauty must rate rather high on the wanky-o-meter.

 

 

Skulls on front and rear racking have light-up eyes

 

 

 

RELISTED DUE TO EX BIDDING ON IT AT LAST MINUTE!!

It won't surprise you to learn she was also the only bidder....  I checked.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Heres what you're aiming for:

 

 

Heres where you actually are:

 

http://www.kapaza.be/fr/ford/ford-granada-mk1--moonlander--84480910.htm

 

GIVE UP NOW

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.kapaza.be/fr/mini/leyland-mini-84428769.htm

 

 

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO EMAILS OR TEXTS

 

Or clear all the shite off the fucking car you're trying to sell..... dont put too much effort in will you

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.custojusto.pt/porto/ligeiros-passageiros/toyota-corolla-1200-12997735

 

Nice ass!1!! only €900 and you can grope it for ever

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-/281347505632

 

 

ideal banger

 

No shit, Sherlock.

 

 

Item location: Lincolnshire

 

OK, that's me out, then.

[gary_davidson]

quote "Been standing in garden for last 14 years"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ambulance-Ford-Transit-160-spares-or-repairs-/111361574862

[phil_lihp]

Never actually looked on Leboncoin before but there's certainly some interesting stuff on there.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/387162398.htm?ca=4_s

 

 

Renault 20 garden ornament, yours for 300 euros.

[gary_davidson]

Quote "Originally owned/bought by M&S for their top boss, they added bullet proof glass all the way round"

didn't know the M&S top boss had a fall out with the mafia 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-Ford-Granada-2-9i-Bullet-Proof-/131201749750

[cort16]

I'd hoped the days of chrome arched Mkii grannies was over

[phil_lihp]

On the subject of garden ornaments...

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/664806442.htm?ca=4_s

 

 

Underneath the dirt this looks great.  Not exactly a wordy description though, my French is rubbish but half a sentence stating the price is negotiable is not much help in any language.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

As long as Granadas exist, 1 in 5 will have chrome arches

[HillmanImp]

 

 

 

This has scared me a little as I genuinely do not know what's going on? Is this a thing over there? What's happening and why?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

The wipers over the top of the masking paper amuses me. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

was sandblasted and will require a quick rub over to remove surface rust

 

ten minutes, tops

 

[drum]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-5-gt-turbo-raider-motd-1990/1065082867#photo-content

[drum]

Horrid with good t&t. £495.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1995-n-reg-bmw-518i-se/1065081194#photo-content

[Ghosty]

That Granada's been on the bay before with a very similar description IIRC.

[Junkman]

YOW! My Shite is my castle!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MERCURY-GRAND-MARQUIS-SMALL-BLOCK-AUTOMATIC-CRUISER-YANK-TANK-/281346259594

 

[Junkman]

Be me in 1987.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Chevrolet-Camaro-Iroc-Z28-new-Chevrolet-crate-engine-/111359937679

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Buick-Riviera-/201095823686

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Davrian-Mk8-V5c-rare-car-/131201850871

[drum]

Good mot, £525.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-02-reg-vauxhall-omega-mv6-auto/1065019498#photo-content

[drum]

Another auto omega. £295

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/luxury-car-good-condition-just-295/1064620065#photo-content