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Are they really so terrible that nobody wants to drive them further?

I couldn't find a high mile one

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/666079406.htm?ca=7_s

 

Check out this little sweetie for 700€!!!! Needs some mechanical fettling apparently. Look flipping ace on the steels don't they.

Yup, and silver suits the HPE with its dainty rear lights and early slim bumpers. The HPE was the pick of the range and a class act.

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"you don't really think its going to start after all these years"CAME THE COMMENT, JUMPING IN AND TURNING THE KEY THE ENGINE CRANKED NICELY BUT DIDN'T FIRE FIRST ATTEMPT....

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....NEEDLES TO SAY I WAS NOW GETTING THE SILLY OLD FOOL LOOK, UN PERTURBED I TRIED AGAIN, SHE FIRED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, "WHO'S THE SILLY OLD FOOL NOW I THOUGHT, LOOKING AT MY SON.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-200-full-body-kit-and-Lowered-/261488298624

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That Scorpio has been on here before,  Rover 45/MG ZS headlights and last time it was on the bay there was a tale about the whys and wherefors.  I think I remember that somebody paid a pro to do a fair bit of work because they liked big Fords but not the Scorpio's ugly mug.

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Would you please refrain from posting R16 porn?

You are triggering my divorce and my two supermodel daughters will have to feed on bark.

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You could buy, use for a while then sell for a profit.

 

I'll dig out some research on bark being good for the skin. Plenty of protein in the creepy-crawlies which live under it, too. They'll be healthier than ever when you revert to the more usual Western diet, possibly complaining that the food tastes plastic.

 

Remind your wife that buying cars is your forte and ncpgr.

 

Here we are -
http://mentalfloss.com/article/22597/tree-bark-eating-beginners

 

http://bushcraftusa.com/forum/showthread.php/36374-eating-Pine-bark

 

 

 

 

No more 16s tonight, I promise! That one at 2800 looks unmissable, wouldn't you say? ;-)

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These two were listed by two different people 10 minutes apart.

 

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See, objectively I look at that red mini and think 'that's worth about £200 tops'. But it'll probably sell for more like £2000.

If not, it might be a good one for someone with welding skillz to buy, patch up and punt on to some hapless hipster teenager.

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Sylva's mother says Sylva's hurrying, she's catching the nine o'clock recovery truck.

Sylva's mother says:"Take your umbrella, cause the Sylva's leaking like fuck."

And Sylva's mother says "Thank you for calling and please don't you come back again

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sylva-Jester-Kitcar-extremely-rare-/151312222740?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item233ae94a14

 

I'm not being funny or anything, but I honestly reckon if I came home to that after several pints of wife beater and a few vodkas, I don't think I'd be able to help myself from trying to bum it. You could even play Russian Roulette by sticking a cheese grater in some of the spare wheel holes and trying it in the dark.

I believe the designer might well have found inspiration from a well fisted sphincter?

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I believe the designer might well have found inspiration from a well fisted sphincter?

 

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